Trolling is absolutely amazing. Having victims threaten you mindlessly makes it even more better. So let's start from the beginning. My friend Jayme sent one of those chain text messages to a shit ton of contacts. Well attached to this message was every recipient's number. Two people that I don't get along with, got my number. Now thankfully they have no clue who it is. They both started texting me, starting up normal conversations trying to befriend me and whatnot. Now, thanks to Jayme, my number was in horrible hands. Also thanks to Jayme, I was able to figure out who these people were exactly.
So I got their last names and where they lived, mix that with the info I already knew about them. Both of these people tried figuring out who I was. They were working together to do this, trying to act all smart and sneaky, thinking I wouldn't know. Well these two people happen to be sisters. I went under the alias of Doctor Sexy. I tried weirding them out at first in hopes they would stop texting me. It didn't work. So I started mindfucking with them. I told them I knew they were sisters. I knew their names and where they lived and so on and so fourth. Of course, they freaked out and only wanted to know who I was even more. They guessed over and over. Eventually one of them guessed right. I played it off "I know of Ronnie, but I'm not him. ;3". Eventually, the messages were getting annoying,
so I ignored it. Unfortunately, one can only handle so much of that. Oh and another thing, they also got my friend's number. Started bothering her as well. She asked both of them to stop repeatedly and they wouldn't. Eventually, I couldn't take it anymore. I decided to spam their phones. Each person got roughly 500 to 1000 text messages. Telling them to leave me and my friend alone. And they said they would stop. Of course, they used immature words and horrible grammar to tell me off, but they stopped overall.
Now one of them isn't so bright. She forgets just about everything that happens the previous day. So she made the stupid decision to text my friend and me, again. Numerous times throughout the day. Eventually, I spammed her phone again, telling her to knock it off and to leave both my friend and me alone. She then tried spamming me. Managed to send a whole 20 text messages in about 2 minutes. Hilarious. I ignored it, no need to spam her again.
A few hours later, after I got off of work, her dumb-ass boyfriend decided to call me up. Best part? He didn't make his number private, he made it well known to me. Conversation went something like this.
QuoteHim: "Who is this?"
Me: "You call me, who's this?"
Him: "Someone who's gonna slit your throat. You need to stop texting my girlfriend and her sister."
Me: "Riiiight, I wouldn't be texting them if they didn't text me in the first place."
Him: "Who the fuck are you? I'll come over and beat the shit out of you right now."
Me: "Why the fuck would I tell you who I am? *laughing* You can't be serious."
Him: "If you don't tell me who you are and where you live right now, I'm gonna kill you."
Me: "*laughing* What's gonna make me tell you who I am? You're a moron. I could see you winning a Darwin award in about 10 to 20 years."
Him: "Whatever, I'm gonna trace your phone and come kill you."
*hangs up*
Who the hell threatens someone's life over some text spamming? Seriously? I couldn't help but laugh through the entire conversation. This was far too funny. So I decided to piss this guy off even more. I spammed his phone since he didn't mark it as private. His reply:
"more u send txt your being fallowed and traced"
Mine:
"Right, I highly doubt that from someone who can't even properly speak. You know this whole ordeal wouldn't of happened if your girlfriend and her sister would have just stopped texting me."
Haven't received a text yet and I'm still waiting for this guy to show up at my door step. Honestly, I was just trying to have some fun messing with a couple of people. I find the entire situation hilarious. It's interesting how quickly things escalate when someone's boyfriend gets involved. Oh highschool drama, you never cease to amaze me.
I find the whole situation childish.
I have gotten myself in stupid situations as such when I was younger, so I suppose it is all part of life.
I suppose you're right. I'm still a child, and despite my age I still have a lot of growing up to do. Still, this was entertaining in my eyes. I suppose it depends on the level of maturity. ;p
I'm didn't mean to say "you are childish". I think pretty much everyone gets themselves into stupid drama during those years, but when you are older looking back, you cringe at the stupidity you participated in. Believe me, I am no exception this... :facepalm:
I know you didn't mean it. I'm calling myself a child, I'm already looking back, realizing I could have handled this differently. Still fun while it lasts. I don't get too many situations where I piss someone's boyfriend off.
Quote from: gameus on July 23, 2012, 10:51:49 pm
I tried weirding them out at first in hopes they would stop texting me.
That was your first mistake. Weird is interesting. If you want people to leave you alone, be boring. Easiest way? Don't reply, ignore them.
Also, it's better to let other people do the troll for you. There are probably telemarketing and other sites that you can sign them up for. Hell, you can even take a pen into a bathroom stall at your school and write 'text NAKED PICS to 555-345-2346 for some sexy fun' and let your entire school troll them. Make multiple google calendars that text reminders to the phone every hour on the hour, during sleep, classes, etc.
Well at least you got them to leave you alone. I think.
Quote from: winkio on July 24, 2012, 01:41:47 am
Quote from: gameus on July 23, 2012, 10:51:49 pm
I tried weirding them out at first in hopes they would stop texting me.
That was your first mistake. Weird is interesting. If you want people to leave you alone, be boring. Easiest way? Don't reply, ignore them.
Also, it's better to let other people do the troll for you. There are probably telemarketing and other sites that you can sign them up for. Hell, you can even take a pen into a bathroom stall at your school and write 'text NAKED PICS to 555-345-2346 for some sexy fun' and let your entire school troll them. Make multiple google calendars that text reminders to the phone every hour on the hour, during sleep, classes, etc.
Well at least you got them to leave you alone. I think.
The google calender's thing? brilliance.
winkio's solution is awesome. My philosophy is either ignoring, too, or causing havoc with minimum effort possibly without them ever knowing it was me (reminds me of me sending two girls in the wrong direction the other day, because they were being arrogant). But the bathroom thing is priceless.
Still, nice trolling there. If they had older phones, 1000 texts would have crashed them, lol!