Chaos Project

did Blizzard Entertainment just grow a mustache and loose a goatee?

also, i don't exactly get it, infact i think i lost the plot when i tried to connect the first frame with Half-Life 3

The top guys from Square Enix, Nintendo, Valve and Blizzard are playing poker. One says that the next round the loser publishes a game so everybody has to keep up with the stakes and adds a game for publishing that the fans would love to play (hence FF7 Remake, Half-Life 3, Pokemon MMO and Diablo 3). The guy from Blizzard lost so Diablo 3 was released.

and by god that was one of the worst releases in history next to the Sega Dream Cast

Indeed.. worst purchase I've ever made. And I hate that you can't sell it.

Quote from: Blizzard on September 05, 2012, 09:35:21 pm
One says that the next round the loser publishes a game so everybody has to keep up with the stakes and adds a game for publishing that the fans would love to play (hence FF7 Remake, Half-Life 3, Pokemon MMO and Diablo 3). The guy from Blizzard lost so Diablo 3 was released.

and that's what i dont get, yes, Diablo 3 suck (at least that's what i heard from all the drop outs and rejections my friends kept getting) it would make sense if all the games suck ass and releasing them would make a company loose a crap load of cash thus the loose had to publish a game, yes, Final Fantasy VII's Remake proably would cost Square a bit and may not make a good return since it's a huge gamble relying totally on fans but Half-Life 3? a Pokemon MMO (only will be good if i can start with a female Ralts and get a Gardivour at the end), with the losing having to publish a game it would make it seem that none of them want to release the said games (which is a bitch for Half-Life fans if that's the case, also mean no major release of a new Source Engine).......unless that's the joke, the thing i do find funny is that Nintendo looks like a pedo when he puts up his game

Nintendo: yes, Pokemon MMO is just our candy to little children so we can lure them to our van and steal their innocense

No, no, it's not about the games sucking or not. It's just about the release or not.

Yeah, I kinda didn't understand the punchline at the end. I tried showing my friend this and he asked, "I don't get it. What's Uno?"

Quote from: Memor-X on September 06, 2012, 06:16:39 pm
a Pokemon MMO (only will be good if i can start with a female Ralts and get a Gardivour at the end),

Luckily Pokemon's innocence was already destroyed for me when I saw the Dat Ash meme the first time. http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/memes/best-dat-ash-meme
Not to mention the list of perverted Pokemon moves such as "Harden", "Blow", etc.

Innocence is a very VERY fun thing to destroy when you grow up it seems...
especially when it is something pure that´s hard to corrupt... I dunno why but it kinda gives of a humoristic sense of accomplishment.

guess some people are wired this way who knows....