Seriously, buying a Lord of Sealand title is horribly tempting. :X
http://www.sealandgov.org/title-pack/lordladybaronbaroness
It's even completely legit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_titles_of_nobility#Principality_of_Sealand
EDIT: I know it's technically completely useless and I'm the first to call somebody stupid to throw out money for a status symbol (e.g. the $1000 iPhone app), but:
1. It's not that expensive so it's not like I'm showing off that I have money or w/e.
2. It's kinda cool/fun/original.
Seriously, to be able to call myself "Lord Boris Mikic"? Now that would fucking rock! I just have to stop being a bitch about it and pay up. :X
Nobody can call you a nobody, you'd be a fuckin LORD!
If I still feel the same about this in a few days, I'm going for it. I didn't want to buy it on impulse since it's not even material.
this is seriously entertaining! LOL.
Will I be able to use this title here in germany, too? Tino Scharge, Lord of Sealand?
Certainly. Wiki says it's a legit title so you should be able to use it.
Totally bought it. :3
HAHAHA, yes!...
*changes name* <3
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/553679_4155826087657_485239024_n.jpg)
Now you must commission a portrait of yourself to hang upon your mantle.
I trust that certain Photoshop artists... *cough* ... Sub... *cough* ... will be inspired by your words. [/lordly talk]
You called?
(http://oi45.tinypic.com/dm8dna.jpg)
A colleague at work says I look like a jew.
Punch him in the jaw with nobility and declare that you are now a lord of kicking ass :V:
I'm still waiting for the payment for that beautiful painting.
I'll pay you in peanuts.