You know all those internet legends about things that were translated into a language by something like Babelfish to something like spanish and back and came out all screwed up? Well, now we have a tool that works even better! http://tashian.com/multibabel (http://tashian.com/multibabel) lets you put something in English in, and it automatically translates it from English to French to English to German to English to Italian to English to Portuguese to English to Spanish to English. Useful if you want a laugh at the lack of coherent... anything that comes out of it! :P
Also, here's an example (It's pretty big)
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield... Controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control... ...War becomes routine.
The modified war. It is not of one more a certain way in the nations, ideologies or with them the ethnic members. A series without the conclusion of the battles of the measurement of mercennaires fights and her he them splodges some. The war - and the relative consumición of the duration - were transformata inside in a good-lubricated machine. The war modified the small indicator-mark carriers of the soldiers the small indicator-mark groups, uses the small indicator-mark tax. Nanomachines to the interior of its bodies gives to the prominencia and to the rule his capienza. Genetic order. The information of the order. Sensitivity of the order. Halting of the battle of the order. Everything is verified and to control. The modified war. The age of dissuasion was transformata inside in the age of the instruction... All in the name of vermeidenen the disaster of the groups of the massive destruction. And, that one the controls takes part the battle... It controls history. The modified war. If the battle is the halting, this one the war gets to be present under total of the instruction.......
I was really baffled at my thoughts. I shiver, shake, get excited, and turn awkward when I see her. All of her actions, they hypnotize me, to a higher effect of a regular pendulum. Alas, I'm afraid. Following her would be a sign of being a stalker, a follower, those creeps that will rape the victim. But I need her, or else my heart starts to withdraw. We're friends, sure, but can one of us take it to the next step, especially me? Hm, maybe I should consult an expert at this lovey-dovey subject.
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I to come he. All the relative activity, hypnotizes to me, for a space
raised more of the one than I hang it normal. Unhappyly, I am the
scared. To follow a character would be, more when stalker, a lamierina
of the puntura, to be that one that the damaged victim follows down.
But I control to need or my internal part that begins to be made
examinación. Comfortable, safe, but one of we who we are tin-plated
the following one of him to the restoration nonupdated of the phase,
special I? Tc, would have that to possibly recommend to connoisseur in
this subject of the dovey of the lovey.
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The trick here is to use as much English word-play, language, and not sound so textbook to make a humorous story. Or at least intend to make something humorous. I did something similar by translating texts to an Asian language and back, resulting in really humorous.
I noticed that some words are not translated back like "vermeiden" or "bezaubern".
Some of these words couldn't get translated back. For example, the word "ridiretto" is Italian, and when translating back, English did not have a possible word for it. Reroute was ridiretto, but there was no ridiretto to reroute. Shows you how primitive online translation utilities are.