Quote[16:40] *** Exerion has joined #chaosproject.
[16:40] Exerion: o look its a blizz
[16:41] Blizzard: o.o
[16:41] Blizzard: OMG
[16:41] Blizzard: EXERION SPEAKS
[16:41] Blizzard: o.o
[16:42] Exerion: yes
[16:42] Exerion: yes I do
[16:42] Exerion: and my voice is sexy
[16:42] Blizzard: now, that was unexpected
[16:42] Exerion: mhmmm
[16:42] Exerion: I can sing too
[16:42] Exerion: want to hear
[16:42] Exerion: ?
[16:42] Blizzard: I never thought to give you an own soul or w/e
[16:42] Blizzard: er
[16:42] Blizzard: rather not
[16:42] Exerion: awww
[16:42] Blizzard: so like
[16:42] Exerion: you sure?
[16:42] Blizzard: what are you up to?
[16:42] Exerion: collecting dust
[16:42] Blizzard: let Vex kill Omega with you
[16:42] Blizzard: sealed Chaos away for 900 years
[16:43] Blizzard: killed Axmodeux after that
[16:43] Blizzard: nice history
[16:43] Exerion: yeah
[16:43] Exerion: but the other day
[16:43] Exerion: Jason was using me to trim his toenails
[16:43] Exerion: some history .-.
[16:44] Blizzard: ._.
[16:44] Blizzard: which Jason?
[16:44] Exerion: kids have no respect nowadays
[16:44] Exerion: let me tell you
[16:44] Blizzard: Vex or Leximus?
[16:44] Blizzard: .o
[16:44] Blizzard: :o
[16:44] Exerion: I've been around for aeons
[16:44] Exerion: without me the multiverse couldn't have been saved
[16:45] Exerion: a warrior without his sword is nothing
[16:45] Exerion: yet here I am
[16:45] Exerion: collecting dust
[16:45] Blizzard: ._.
[16:45] Exerion: or being used as a can-opener
[16:45] Exerion: or a backscratcher
[16:45] Exerion: or a toenail clipper
[16:45] Blizzard: maybe I can convice somebody do go save another universe
[16:45] Exerion: kids have no respect for history
[16:45] Blizzard: if it doesn't bother you that you have to travel to another universe
[16:45] Blizzard: for old days sake
[16:45] Blizzard: I just need some lunatic trying to do something bad that is not cliché
[16:46] Blizzard: maybe I can pull a few strings...
[16:46] Exerion: when you've been around as long as I have
[16:46] Blizzard: I know this guy
[16:46] Exerion: you've seen all types of villans
[16:46] Blizzard: I know
[16:46] Blizzard: so, I know this guy
[16:46] Blizzard: he has a passion for dead, undead, summons and the like
[16:46] Blizzard: pretty powerhungry
[16:46] Blizzard: I could convince him to summon back Vex's soul, you know
[16:46] Blizzard: and try to take over the world
[16:47] Blizzard: so
[16:47] Exerion: sounds interesting
[16:47] Blizzard: I know that other guy
[16:47] Blizzard: he would totally fit the hero role
[16:47] Blizzard: but he's a bit meh
[16:47] Exerion: if his name starts with a J
[16:47] Blizzard: so this won't work
[16:47] Blizzard: but then again
[16:47] Exerion: and ends with an ason
[16:47] Blizzard: no, it doesn't :P
[16:47] Exerion: then I'm out
[16:47] Blizzard: Alan
[16:48] Blizzard: that's his name
[16:48] Blizzard: I know
[16:48] Blizzard: 2 Jasons is one too much
[16:48] Blizzard: anyway
[16:48] Exerion: is that pronounced like..Al-an or Al-ane, or something?
[16:48] Blizzard: he's isn't the material
[16:48] Blizzard: Al-An
[16:48] Exerion: right..right...
[16:48] Blizzard: he's isn't made of what heroes are
[16:48] Exerion: so he could use a TALKING SWORD TO TEACH HIM HOW?!
[16:48] Blizzard: so he could at least weaken the bond of Vex's soul a bit
[16:49] Exerion: :DDDDD
[16:49] Blizzard: the bond this bad guy is keeping
[16:49] Blizzard: yeah
[16:49] Blizzard: he would wield you
[16:49] Blizzard: of course
[16:49] Exerion: as long as he doesn't use me to open cans of dog food
[16:49] Blizzard: it would be a powered down version
[16:49] Blizzard: because most of your power has been "destroyed" by the chosen
[16:49] Blizzard: anyway
[16:49] Exerion: nah
[16:49] Exerion: think for a moment
[16:49] Exerion: your'e smart
[16:49] Exerion: if he's a noob
[16:50] Exerion: and he tries to have my full power
[16:50] Exerion: he'll burn alive
[16:50] Blizzard: when Alan manages to make Vex remember who he really is
[16:50] Blizzard: and Vex breaks free
[16:50] Blizzard: not being the "Black Phoenix" anymore
[16:50] Blizzard: he would wield you again
[16:50] Blizzard: ._.
[16:50] Exerion: sounds like an interesting Arc
[16:50] Blizzard: ._.'
[16:50] Exerion: so um
[16:50] Exerion: what do you get out of this?
[16:50] Blizzard: more money
[16:50] Exerion: a BlizzABS 2.0 demo game or something?
[16:50] Blizzard: The Legend of Lexima V - Black Phoenix
[16:51] Exerion: wait
[16:51] Exerion: hold on a second
[16:51] Exerion: you mean
[16:51] Blizzard: yes
[16:51] Exerion: you use -us- to get money for yourself?!
[16:51] Blizzard: O_o
[16:51] Blizzard: you're famous
[16:51] Blizzard: it's like
[16:51] Exerion: what are we?
[16:51] Blizzard: I'm your manager
[16:51] Exerion: some kind of slaves to you?
[16:51] Exerion: GO, FIGHT FOR OTHERS ENTERTAINMENT!
[16:51] Blizzard: nonono
[16:52] Exerion: people DIE, Blizzard!
[16:52] Blizzard: I love you guys
[16:52] Blizzard: not my fault ;_;
[16:52] Blizzard: I didn't make Axmodeux up
[16:52] Blizzard: D:
[16:52] Blizzard: the gods created him/it
[16:52] Exerion: uh huh
[16:52] Exerion: and who created the gods?
[16:52] Exerion: this is your story Blizzard
[16:53] Exerion: whatever happens is your fault by proxy
[16:53] Exerion: every last innocent life that dies is YOUR FAULT
[16:53] Blizzard: then the deaths of all those people is also made up
[16:53] Exerion: and people do nothing but praise you...
[16:53] Exerion: feh
[16:53] Exerion: so what
[16:53] Exerion: now I'm not even real to you?
[16:53] Exerion: well fine
[16:53] Exerion: I see how it is
[16:53] Blizzard: yes, yes you are
[16:53] Blizzard: I didn't invent the gods
[16:53] Blizzard: they made Chaos and Chaos made me
[16:54] Blizzard: =X
[16:54] Blizzard: I'm just a messenger
[16:54] Exerion: and I'm a pretty pink bow
[16:54] Blizzard: I mean, c'mon
[16:55] Blizzard: you're made of Chaos
[16:55] Exerion: this is all just some kind of game to you isn't it?
[16:55] Blizzard: you should share at least SOME of the consciouness
[16:55] Exerion: all just
[16:55] Blizzard: so you should know that I am telling you the trusth
[16:55] Exerion: some kind of moneymaking.....THING!
[16:55] Blizzard: truth*
[16:55] Exerion: we have feelings too :'(
[16:56] Blizzard: ._.'
[16:56] Blizzard: I know
[16:56] Exerion: but you don't seem to care
[16:56] Exerion: I see how it is
[16:56] Blizzard: now, don't be so selfish
[16:56] Exerion: I DONT NEED YOU!
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[16:56] Blizzard: ._.
Hiring: Uber destructive weapons for use in an extended mode of a game's plotline.
Must be capable of massive damage.
Totally....This is quite amazing