Chaos Project

hahaha i found this thread at 4chan where people are trying to solve out how they would solve this stag without any
weapons or nothing

so i thought id out it up on here to how you all would solve it

STAGE OF DESPAIR:

GET YE FLASK

lol! Kinda like some bad ass levels in N!

i know right....btw you can hoto,paint shop it to show how you would complete it too

(http://www.hrwiki.org/images/0/0d/Flask.png)

That's how I'd beat it.

awwws SNAP!!!! that is a good way :haha:

I'd climb on the leaky pipes, then kick the circuit box off, know the pass for the door, thentake the lock to rteflect the beam cannon back on the cyborg bear, steal the key, use the laws of being able to move sideways to avoid the lights, go through the air vents, jump in the water, beat the psychic octopus to death with the fish, save the lolis, make them wait as I use my supremo monkey bar skills to get to the snake pit, grab the rope, snap it off, use it like a sort of whip to kill the snakes, then use the snak bodies and rope to create a safe passge for the lolis then, with the snake pit no longer a danger, just walk to the cake with the lolis.

>.> now gimme a real challenge.

wow way to get serious bout it :haha:
but dont you think it would be rather hard to beat the octopuss with a fish in the water?
and the whole reflect a lazer with the lock..doesnt seem to possible there

but i could see climbing the leaky pipe part though

the door, the lock keypad has to be made of some reflective metal. trust me, it works.

and you can move quite well in that air pocket against that thing, just jump out, grab a hold, and give a few dozen good thwacks with the fishy and bye bye octopus.

I would reach the exit...That's how I would solve it...

Oops. I beat-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed it. Who cares about the Lolis anyway, I just stuck them in their cage. The rope was sturdy enough anyway. So erm...what's my prize besides the non-existent cake? Since, you know, the cake is a lie...

:/ but... but te Lolis.

Quote from: UltaFlame on November 22, 2008, 08:55:44 am
:/ but... but te Lolis.

Only sick perverted pedophiles would get the Lolis. D: Because, you know, they're those types of girls that Pedobear really wants. Either it's that definition (Which it should be because it's from 4chan) or the Gothic Lolitas. So let them stay in their dumb cage. :P

Are you saying you'd leave children in a cage if you had the choice to let them out?

It doesn't have to be sexually motivated to save them you know.

Quote from: omegapirate2000 on November 22, 2008, 01:02:22 pm
Are you saying you'd leave children in a cage if you had the choice to let them out?

It doesn't have to be sexually motivated to save them you know.

But if I let them out, then I would have to share the cake, which is something I would not do. I sacrificed my life trying to get to the finish, and for what, so I can only have 1/4th of this cake!? I don't think so, no no. I'd rather have the other 75% of that cake, thank you very much. If you're really concerned about these children, just let them out yourself through the blocked exit. D:

Starrodkirby86 has a point if they are dumb enough to get caught(only god knows how..cause i dont) and put in a cage like that that is their problem..besides who would want to share cake with caged people anyway..not me thats for sure

Lolis could escape for themselves xD

well if you did manage to free the Loli i would just use them as cannon fodder at the sankes so i could just push them in there and use them as stepping stones :haha:

I would probably travel back in time and intercept the guy who put the cake there in the first place. o.o

not to go off topic but lol for snakes..did i really put sankes ^ wow guess that works too i guess :haha:

How does anyone breath?  There is no air inflow anywhere.  Everything except the fish and octopus suffocate within seconds.  :O.o:

1) open paint
2) eraser tool
3) ????
4) profit

Red == suggested path
Green == alternate path

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/psycho-mantis/4chanmehymz.jpg)

forget the loli, they're jailbait.

Quote from: NAMKCOR on December 15, 2008, 11:33:26 am
forget the loli, they're jailbait.

See, someone else agreed not to free those Lolis. :x That makes my run just so great. <3

I don't see any objective where you NEED to free the Lolis anyway, or rather get the cake. Heck, there's no objective at all with this thing, where's the whole "Complete this stage" in the picture? D:

the Cake.

In a situation such as this, I believe I'd grab the sharp-looking debris behind-ward of me (Are those sharp things actually scissors?), poke the off switch for the circuit box (if that doesn't work, stabbing them with said sharp crap is acceptable), break the door (which I assume to be made of wood since nobody told me. Also, if not, then I read the key written next to the lock). Upon entering the Cyborg Grizzly's Lair, I take advantage of the simple fact that Cyborg Grizzly's don't know how to operate Beam-Cannon Arms and install Windows Vista into the arm via the CD-ROM tray located behind it, making it explode violently (and slowly with plenty of 3D effects) killing the Grizzly and dislodging all the spikes in the process.

After carefully picking up the spikes and ramming them through the door, I stop and praise the fact that the circuit box controls the now disabled security lasers, leap down to the air vent entrance, and go through.

Upon exiting the air vents, I use the spikes to stab the Psychic Octopus, Save the Kids with the key (I'll let them figure out how to escape), and throw the Psychic Octopus into the lava and use it as a raft. I then throw the spikes down at the snakes until they're dead, jump through the passage, eat the Cake Delicious, and, upon discovering that the only exit is the way I came in, reverse direction.

After coming back from the lava pit via the Psychic Octopus Raft, I'd jump onto the loli's ex-cage to leap back into the air vents, and crawl back through. After coming back out, I use the Security Laser projectors as a makeshift ladder while I climb back to the entrance. After making it there, I just walk back to the entrance (being sure not to slip on the stairs), and use Spiking Stabbage (Which is learned at level 24), which makes the spikes bulldoze the blockade and lets me walk out.

El Fin.

my idea was MUCHH better.

You guys must be really bored to actually take the time and think how to maneuver through the stage. Or you're just looking for something to tickle your brain, but I kind of doubt that.

Since you guys already solved that, here's something harder. Ready, set, go:


(By the way, gravity does work around here, so when you start you're going to fall into the electricity, good luck! <3 )

GAH! MY EYES!

well, to start, I'd land on the thing PRODUCING the electricity. the bear woudl die from falling on the spikes, and subsequently breaking its spinal head. I'd then proceed to do a cool matrix-esque move to destroy the circuit breaker, bash in the locked door which was knocked off its hinges by the bear's arm which was severed and fired a laser cannon, steal the key, open the door, and manuever with my emergency Sunction Gloves down the thing, walk slowly, steadily, through the spikes, use the gloves again to reach the air vents, and to get through them. I'd have to break out my emergency Fire Axe, cuz the Loli Cage would need to be broken, so i can climb through it: unfortunately, all but one Loli broke her head (*sadface*), so I'd wonder why the water managed to ignore gravity, decide it's useless, grab a few bars from the loli cage, and, together with the one remaining loli, would use them to maneuver down to the lava pit without falling, then create a ladder using them, making good utilization of my Emergency Ladder Construction Kit(ladder bars excluded) and use it as a ramp to get across the monkey bars, using the last bar to help with the farther apart ones, then use the ladder to get to where the snakes where; they all slithered into the lava earlier. and from there use the ladder to get to the cake, which, by way of the water before, also ignores gravity. the lamp is secretely a teleportation device to get me and the remaining loli to safety.

After carefully landing on the top (or the side?) of the pipes, I'd wait for the water to run down the side of the lop-sided wall and short out the keypad, either due to it's electric current or due to it's watery nature. After the water from the pipes drips directly onto the circuit box (which is now shorted-out), I leap down and land next to the door, which I kick open. After moving the now-deceased grizzly dude's corpse of spikiness out of the entrance-way, I grab his gun and the key, the latter I use to open the trapdoor-like door.

After going through the drop of now-shorted out security beams (Would there be a penalty if you triggered them anyways? There's nothing saying that anything bad happens at all), I go through the air vents, which ironically have some water in them.

After moving the loli cage out of the way, I use the beam cannon to blast it open, run along, and freeze the lava so I can cross it with the Ice Beam. I launch a missile at any snakes who didn't fall into the lava, use the Grappling Beam to latch onto the floodlamp, grab the cake, refreeze the lava (just in case), go back through the air vents, use the Grappling Beam again to latch onto the Security Beam Projector thingy to jump off of and land at the entrance ramp. After jumping out of one door and into another, I use the Grappling Beam yet a third time to latch onto the pipe, where I launch a Super Missile at the blocked exit and escape.

mine's cooler, again.

Congratulations, you have completed Level 2! Apparently that level wasn't really a bothersome. Here's a level that's more deeming of the "Stage of Despair", aka Level 3. Because we all know that third time's a charm!

From the start, I jump onto the pipes, switch off the circuit box, and tear the leaky pipe from the wall, making the water start to flood the room. Quickly, I take the pipe and smash through the walls to the 9/10ths pedestal, and grab my Cake Delicious. After that, I stop using that stupid Crooked Cartridge glitch, and the game says that I win, for I have the Cake Delicious.

omg...

I look around, see how im trapped, despair at how the oxygen will run out soon, and then just call my friends to drop a nuke over the facility.

luckily, due to the DragonForce walls, only enough of the place was exploded to allow me to make it to the cake. fortunately enough, there are no Lolis in this one, so no need to worry about freeing them. then I just climb out.

somehow the cake survived, because it is a lie.

I'd teleport cause i'm bad ass (http://i43.tinypic.com/2jezbz4.gif)

Less talk, more teleporting.

Let's enter this Computer style.


>You are in a steel room. There is cake at the end.
>What do you do?
>A: Begin by closing the switch.
>B: Teleport to the cake.
>C: Try and scan the area for any opening.
>D: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK SHOULD I DO!?
>B
>You attempted to teleport to the cake.
>Teleportation works theoretically. But, in that theory, the teleportation of living species would cost your life because of the matter disintegrating and reappearing to its destination. You die within the teleportation.
>GAME OVER
>Try again?
>Y: Yes
>N: No
>R: THIS IS RIGGED!
>R
>Well screw you, go beat up SRK.

I'd shoop-da-whoop my way through the blocked exit.

I would ignore it. All of it. I'd simply have the cake, eat it too. Then I'd be in Wisconsin.

'nuff said.

i think we should have a 4th level.

The map says nothing of walking through impassable tiles. Simple, I just cause a buffer overflow at 0x01f4 and cause all tiles to become passable, done. Wooha.

but then you'd just fall into the never-ending abyss of BELOW THE PAGE.

Despite what optical illusions would lead you to believe, this is a bird's-eye view.

say what? REALLY?! IMA GONNA BURN THIS PLACE DOWN.

Quote from: UltaFlame on November 21, 2008, 02:52:05 pm
I'd climb on the leaky pipes, then kick the circuit box off, know the pass for the door, thentake the lock to rteflect the beam cannon back on the cyborg bear, steal the key, use the laws of being able to move sideways to avoid the lights, go through the air vents, jump in the water, beat the psychic octopus to death with the fish, save the lolis, make them wait as I use my supremo monkey bar skills to get to the snake pit, grab the rope, snap it off, use it like a sort of whip to kill the snakes, then use the snak bodies and rope to create a safe passge for the lolis then, with the snake pit no longer a danger, just walk to the cake with the lolis.

>.> now gimme a real challenge.

like, are u elder bro of this guy? -> (http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:Xn5j7ugo6f89RM:http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gp_image/144948-21-1.jpg)

far better than that. I'm his distant ancestor brought back to life by a magic spell.