This is a written declaration, alerting you to the status of your web ring.
This website has been found in violation of several international laws governing illegal content and materials, including but not limited to: hacked applications, keygens, or cracks (known to the hacking community as 'warez'), hacking guides, mention of hacking, potential and/or motives to hack sensitive materials, and the illegal posting, viewing and distribution of CP.
The distribution of CP is a criminal offense in most, if not all known countries, and alone would be enough to shut this website down for good, aside from the rest of the incriminating evidence held against the administrator (known as 'Blizzard', which in itself is a breach of trademark laws, concerning Blizzard Entertainment America).
We have evidence in the forms of chat logs, archived hidden forum posts, and even a confession by 'Blizzard'.
This is the first step in disabling and destroying this notorious ring of CP producers, and with cooperation and reform perhaps more drastic measures do not have to be taken, and perhaps we can work out a deal.
However, as of this moment, 'Blizzard', and the rest of his staff, have one day to clear and disable this website, before we do it for them.
-- FBI
...is this some kind of a joke...?
Well, I guess we'll find out when Blizz comes online. If it's a joke, then he'll probably do something other than ban FBI for being a prank account. Like, he may try and work out something.
Well it is a joke *cough*maybe setup by blizzard*cough* Isn't it the wrong day? Tomorrows Aprl first so if this is a joke they got the wrong day lol but if not :wacko:
I am also getting every dam resource and script in this forum in case
uhh...I'm not so sure guys...
Blizz was just going to make every user profile read "Blizzard" with his profile info for tomorrow...
I'm scared :'( Is cp really gone.? Well mister "FBI" fuck you and fuck your agency you asshole Chaos Projects a dam non-commercial game made with a legal program known as RPG Maker XP and there is stuff on here to do with it. This so called "talking about hacking" is bull shit you assholes! We've never distributed keygens, crankes or any sort of "warez" so go fuck a cow!
(If this is blizzard being funny then dont take the above message offensive)
Legasp!
THEY HAVE FOLLOWED ME HERE!!! I thought I had lost them back in my megamall, but they are still after me!!!
lol, yay for inside jokes~
I'm still getting every resource ans script so if this site does shut down I can send all the data to blizz :)
ooooo crap.... :'(
Of course, April 1st. I never realized that! :rofl:
Yea but its March 31st.
like I said...Blizz's joke was going to be making us all "Blizzard" tomorrow :wacko:
Quote from: Blizzard on March 19, 2009, 10:44:54 am
Alright, on the 1st I'm going to change all the profiles to have my info, avatar, sig, everything.
nobody will know who the real blizzard is but the mods and me, because we can see IP numbers
:D
Unless he wants us to think that he was going to do that but he did this instead O.o
Or CP is going to really be gone :'(
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 10:47:31 am
Unless he wants us to think that he was going to do that but he did this instead O.o
Or CP is going to really be gone :'(
He wanted the Mods to be in on it so we could add to the Project of Chaos...
I don't think he'd have done this.
THIS IS FOR THE WHOLE FBI AGENCY. FUCK YOU
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Yea thats a middle finger in case you didnt know. I figured you were too busy fucking cows! FUCK YOU STUPID FBI oh and guess what!
Every single member's wives all cheated on you!!! SO FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!! ARREST ME GO AHEAD SEE WHAT I CARE?!?!?!?!?!??!! SO FUCK YOU!
It was about a week or two ago i believe when "FBI" went on IRC and said something about CP. I cant remember who it was that said it though.
Could be an April Fools joke but if it is then whoever did it you are a day early. And why would you say something then.
Well if CP does go down then G_G is ready for it.
Yup. I have most of the resources backed up and most of the scripts
Some of them had links down and stuff so I'll send blizz all of the stuff I have from CP if this site goes down. Pizza!
Quote from: Kingmunkey on March 31, 2009, 11:32:51 am
It was about a week or two ago i believe when "FBI" went on IRC and said something about CP. I cant remember who it was that said it though.
it was a long time ago
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 11:30:00 am
THIS IS FOR THE WHOLE FBI AGENCY. FUCK YOU
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Yea thats a middle finger in case you didnt know. I figured you were too busy fucking cows! FUCK YOU STUPID FBI oh and guess what!
Every single member's wives all cheated on you!!! SO FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!! ARREST ME GO AHEAD SEE WHAT I CARE?!?!?!?!?!??!! SO FUCK YOU!
ok seriously, this is a bad idea bro.
they -can- get you for contempt and obstruction of justice for that you know, right?
I'm pretty damn sure they can find you as well.
I don't care. Let em arrest me I do have a right of freedom of speech. Besides I myself think I am too careless even in my own personal life. Some punishment would help out with my way of living :P but who cares I dont thats for sure
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 11:38:04 am
I don't care. Let em arrest me I do have a right of freedom of speech. Besides I myself think I am too careless even in my own personal life. Some punishment would help out with my way of living :P but who cares I dont thats for sure
rights are a joke to the government, seriously.
Had to post this lol
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn318/bahumat27/lol.png)
NOOBS XD HA HA HA
'FBI' was on the IRC ages ago, it was a joke, pretty much said the same things :ninja:
(I think it was Aqua)
Quote from: FBI on March 31, 2009, 08:40:49 am
This is a written declaration, alerting you to the status of your web ring.
This website has been found in violation of several international laws governing illegal content and materials, including but not limited to: hacked applications, keygens, or cracks (known to the hacking community as 'warez'), hacking guides, mention of hacking, potential and/or motives to hack sensitive materials, and the illegal posting, viewing and distribution of CP.
The distribution of CP is a criminal offense in most, if not all known countries, and alone would be enough to shut this website down for good, aside from the rest of the incriminating evidence held against the administrator (known as 'Blizzard', which in itself is a breach of trademark laws, concerning Blizzard Entertainment America).
We have evidence in the forms of chat logs, archived hidden forum posts, and even a confession by 'Blizzard'.
This is the first step in disabling and destroying this notorious ring of CP producers, and with cooperation and reform perhaps more drastic measures do not have to be taken, and perhaps we can work out a deal.
However, as of this moment, 'Blizzard', and the rest of his staff, have one day to clear and disable this website, before we do it for them.
-- FBI
CONFESSION BY BLIZZARD MY ASS YOU FUCKNUTS GO SUCK A BIG GIANT COCK OR EVEN BETTER A COW COCK YOU COW FUCKERS. What evidence huh? Hidden Forum Posts my ass!
we have no need to prove anything to you, as you are not involved in this matter. your childish outbursts will serve as nothing but more incentive for our organization to shut down this site permanently.
you have been warned.
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 11:46:43 am
Had to post this lol
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn318/bahumat27/lol.png)
NOOBS XD HA HA HA
You're still a noob
Guys, I will contact FBI and talk to them. This must be all a big misunderstanding.
They probably came here because they thought CP stood for Child Porn.
Yes, they mentioned that in IRC earlier. I'll contact them and tell you how it went.
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 01:04:26 pm
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 11:46:43 am
Had to post this lol
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn318/bahumat27/lol.png)
NOOBS XD HA HA HA
You're still a noob
LMAO
-_- some one got bored and prob did this for some fun or to add exitement to the site.
*cough*aqua or blizz*cough*
There are jokes which even I find untasteful. I swear to you with my life that I am not FBI and that this is not an April Fools prank.
well we will seewell then FBI screw you and i shaged your mom. and also this shows that you have nothing better to do but post and watch forums.
which makes me more sure that this is a prank
EDIT: Alright. I have decided to talk to FBI after all. This isn't just some prank. I have 3 days to clean out the forum (with the assistance of my mods) from crack links, etc. If I don't, they will contact my host and disable the website permanently. I was able to explain that CP means Chaos Project and has nothing to do with child porn.
Ugh...yay, more friggin work...
Seriously, don't you guys have any worse crimes to go after?
I'll list a few:
-Illegal misuse of Artificial Insemination with intent of abusing the United Stats Welfare System (Octomom)
...um, okay, I'm blank on crimes, but there's probably some sick fuck out there killing puppies or something...seriously, can't you just give us programmers a break?
Quote from: FBI on March 31, 2009, 01:02:25 pm
We have no need to prove anything to you, as you are not involved in this matter. Your childish outbursts will serve as nothing but more incentive for our organization to shut down this site permanently.
You have been warned.
For an internationally known authority, it was annoying me and I had to fix your post, FBI.
Whenever someone says they have nothing to prove to someone else.. they have something to prove to someone else and they have a small penis.
Lol. <3
Yeah anyways ..... show us your badge.
Quote from: GuardianAngelX72 on April 01, 2009, 04:22:32 am
Ugh...yay, more friggin work...
Seriously, don't you guys have any worse crimes to go after?
I'll list a few:
-Illegal misuse of Artificial Insemination with intent of abusing the United Stats Welfare System (Octomom)
...um, okay, I'm blank on crimes, but there's probably some sick fuck out there killing puppies or something...seriously, can't you just give us programmers a break?
maybe a whore site, or a real child porn site? maybe hackers? 4-chan ? maby.
Quote from: Susys on April 01, 2009, 06:36:49 am
Quote from: GuardianAngelX72 on April 01, 2009, 04:22:32 am
Ugh...yay, more friggin work...
Seriously, don't you guys have any worse crimes to go after?
I'll list a few:
-Illegal misuse of Artificial Insemination with intent of abusing the United Stats Welfare System (Octomom)
...um, okay, I'm blank on crimes, but there's probably some sick fuck out there killing puppies or something...seriously, can't you just give us programmers a break?
maybe a whore site, or a real child porn site? maybe hackers? 4-chan ? maby.
If 4-chan is ever taken down for good I'll go outside and enlist myself into a church because then I will be forced to believe that there is a god.
hmm... yeah if 4-chan went down i would want to die...
edit: ok maybe not die......
Well shit, CP's screwed. ._. *flees to his backup site*
Under which act is this forum to be shut down on?
What rights did Blizzard/Forumers violate?
And how do you figure that there are hidden topics/posts? think about guys, FBI could just hack the hell out of the forum and rip each individual piece of it apart.
:/
There /are/ forum sections that regular members can't see...
The CP Beta isn't available to non-testers.
There's a Mod Forum...
Etc
But links to illegal things are deleted on sight are they not?
Wow, if that was the real FBI... they need to hire new employies. Seriously, I didnt find that professional or anything. If anything they should have atleast did something cool and made it look nice or something.
Shouldn't they be huntin down the "Conficker C"?
Wow, now you're an Idiot. The FBI's job isn't to hunt down random worms that have negligible danger. Their job is to hunt to _criminals_. In _America._ Who violated _Federal_ law. Sheesh, guys, Blizz/Aqua faked this.
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I can't believe you suspect that it's me, WcW!!!
I swear on my life that it isn't... >.<
I do believe Zylos said in the shoutbox that it was Blizzard and all the mods were in on it as well.
I can also swear on my life that Blizz isn't FBI. ._.
(Seems weird to swear on my life... like... what if I was wrong... do I have to give my life up or something???)
Blizz and Aqua arent' FBI, their IP addresses don't match it.
I believe it's some random moron.
Check Zylos's IP not that I'm pointing fingers at anyone *points at Zylos* I dunno xD
Check everyones IP if you can
Quote from: game_guy on April 02, 2009, 12:08:37 am
Check Zylos's IP not that I'm pointing fingers at anyone *points at Zylos* I dunno xD
Check everyones IP if you can
.. You're trying to look up my e-skirt? I guarantee you its an e-penis not e-vagina
Quote from: game_guy on April 01, 2009, 10:41:49 pm
I do believe Zylos said in the shoutbox that it was Blizzard and all the mods were in on it as well.
Wait, what? I never said that. I just said that the real FBI wouldn't join a forum to tell it that it's going to die. They'd either discreetly send Blizzard some sort of message and/or kill the site right away.
Quote from: Chaze007 on April 01, 2009, 11:22:42 pm
I believe it's some random moron.
Quote from: game_guy on April 02, 2009, 12:08:37 am
Check Zylos's IP
Thanks for that vote of confidence. ;_;
Quote from: game_guy on April 01, 2009, 10:41:49 pm
I do believe Zylos said in the shoutbox that it was Blizzard and all the mods were in on it as well.
Quote from: game_guy on April 02, 2009, 12:08:37 am
Check Zylos's IP
OK, now I've gotta hear this logic, game_guy: If Zylos was really FBI and this whole thing was a giant joke, then why the heck would he basically announce it on the shoutbox? No offense, but that's rather off logic. Could it be... that
you're really FBI, game_guy? You seem like a more likely candidate than Zylos.
Ooh, hunt for the FBI. *has no idea where to start*
I will give you a hint. His name starts with an K and ends with a Y.
Did I give away too much info?
Didn't I already confess? :V:
FAX noone needs to know that it was both of us.
But really though. We ever gonna get an answer as to what is going on?
Hopefully.
You'd think the FBI have the sense to use a good proxy at least.
FBI is a fake account that has been created so you guys assume it to be the April Fools prank to divert from the real April Fools prank: the NW demo. ^_^ I hope you didn't worry too much about CP.
And yes, I am not FBI. Neither is Aqua. But it's a fake account. I will delete it now.
lol
thought so.
But you had no idea it was a diversion from the real April Fools joke. ;)
what demo :???:
this was to obvios to be fake anyway.
Quote from: Blizzard on April 02, 2009, 01:20:04 pm
I hope you didn't worry too much about CP.
Psh, who cares about CP? :V: Got enough child.. erm I mean, I love ChaosProject, couldn't live without it! :^_^':
Quote from: Shadonking on April 02, 2009, 04:23:02 pm
what demo :???:
Nemesis' Wrath. http://forum.chaos-project.com/index.php?topic=3061.0
i see, i didnt even know that topic was there. (shows how much i notest).
I hope I haven't missed anything in saying I wish I knew who it was, even though it was a prank.
It would suck if it were some random. :(
I didn't fall for this FBI prank but I totally fell for NW. I was actually very excited when Seraphine summoned her 'friends', lol!
Then the diversion was perfectly serving its purpose. It was supposed to make you all think that this is the prank so you don't pay attention to NW. xD
wait what?
Quote from: Doris on April 02, 2009, 01:20:04 pm
FBI is a fake account that has been created so you guys assume it to be the April Fools prank to divert from the real April Fools prank: the NW demo. ^_^ I hope you didn't worry too much about CP.