Chaos Project

I had a dream last night. The content isn't so important as the ending. Basically I ended up with my parents and my sister somewhere in the mountains in a small town and our car was kind of broke or w/e. It's a dream, it doesn't actually make sense why the car was "broken" so I'll skip this part. Anyway, we were in some big building like a very old hotel or something castlelike. My sister and me were walking around and ended up in a room where some people were gathered. That moment I realized it's a small mass (like in a church) about to start and I was like "No way. I'm not in the mood for this.". And I really wasn't. Since the car broke down and my dad annoyed me, I was really in a bad mood.

We were just about to turn around and go away when a few people noticed us. One woman made a very fatal remark. She said in a very lowering tone "Oh, maybe those poor two don't know how to pray." That's where I snapped. More because of her telling that to my sister than myslf. Prepare for epic ownage. I walked up to her and started my rant.

"Now listen to me", I said. "Just because I don't go to Church every sunday doesn't mean I don't know how to pray. In fact I'm most probably a much better Christian than most people that actually go to Church each sunday." I got more tuned up and continued. "And just because you haven't seen a dick in a while doesn't give you the right to look down at others. Unlike you I don't have the need to cure my complexes and frustrations by lowering everybody around me and undervalue them in order to feel better about myself." Then I calmed down myself a bit and continued with a very confident tone: "You are so afraid of who you are and what you like that in order to feel better about yourself, you have to exaggarate the flaws of everybody else rather than accepting who you are and what you like. That's why you are not better than me because you go to Church. Instead of accepting yourself and making the best of it, you try to be something you aren't. You are human, you are trying not to be one." I continued with a very calming tone from here one: "And as soon as I leave this room, you will say how I have no faith. You will shout it out so everybody can hear it. Then you will go on step further and say that I serve Satan. For the fact that I have seen right into your soul and showed you the truth about yourself, you will spread lies about me." Now comes my favorite part. I smiled very warmly: "But you know what? I forgive you. Because I accept who I am and I accept who you are. And may God, too, forgive you and have mercy on your soul." That left her baffled. I woke up about 1-2 minutes later.

It wasn't exactly like this, but it was very close. Epic win. Too bad it was just a dream.

you win.
I'm going to remember this.

Wow, this made me realize how crap my dreams are. Mine always turn out in a sex scene  :naughty: or me winning the superbowl -_-"...

But, you pwnt that lady... but im sure you could have thrown in a couple explosions at the end of it  :haha:

Quote from: Biker WcW on May 13, 2009, 06:16:13 pm
...except for the part where you followed up "I'm a better Christian than you"

I don't agree with you there.

Quote from: Rival Blizzard on May 13, 2009, 09:48:23 am
I'm most probably a much better Christian

Editing what people say isn't nice.

Quote from: Biker WcW on May 13, 2009, 06:16:13 pm
and with "you haven't seen a dick in a while."

Basic psychology. In a very high number of cases women's frustration comes from having no sex in a while. That woman in my dream was frustrated, I could tell. The point is that there was a high probability that I had blown her mind which was the point. If I didn't, I blew everybody else's mind so whatever bad thing she could have said about me afterwards, it would be void.

Also, what does having a strong personality (as in: I say what I think) to do with not having faith? Am I allowed not to say the word "dick" or what? It wouldn't have come over half as strong if I said "you didn't have sex with anybody in a while" or "you didn't make love to anybody in a while". My point here is that I won't allow her to force her worthless opinion on me that I don't care about. And that's why I used strong language; so that she can hear what I am saying.

QuoteThe laws of physics clearly state that when you push the rock, the rock might come and push you back. Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wOkwUTtUI)

She already forced her opinion on me? Well, here's my opinion about you, bitch. :D Ironically what she did first actually created my opinion about her.

Quote from: Biker WcW on May 13, 2009, 06:16:13 pm
Just because she's a bit self-righteous doesn't give you the right to say that someone else is inferior to you. That makes you self righteous. 0_o

Wait, wait, wait. You are saying that when I tell her that she's being an asshole and that I'm not gonna take it (so basically I'm telling her my opinion because she already forced hers upon me), it makes me self-righteous?! k

Quote from: Valcos on May 13, 2009, 09:49:31 pm
Wow, this made me realize how crap my dreams are. Mine always turn out in a sex scene  :naughty: or me winning the superbowl -_-"...

But, you pwnt that lady... but im sure you could have thrown in a couple explosions at the end of it  :haha:

You don't wanna know how many of mine turn into sex scenes. ._.;

Like me doing Blizz's sis

this makes me want to post some of my better dreams to you guys.

Lol, thought you said of you guys -_-". Go ahead though.

So did I when I first read his post. >.<

Um... I think I know where is this headin now... *Completely avoids NAMK's dream post*

my dreams are a lot more... phased out with reality. I am rarely myself in my dreams though I am me.

I am often myself, my best self or the purest purely awesome version of myself. And I'm not talking about the regular me, I am talking about more.

I stabbed a wolf once. the dream was calm, but I started freaking out when i woke up.