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Title: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Getsuga_blackout on April 03, 2010, 10:54:35 am
Hello, my id is, haha.. you know.. i'm getsuga_blackout . i came from Indonesia. and i'm very excited on RMXP. i was a lurk on this forum (hehe..) until i know this is a great forum. i hope you don't laught at my english,, hehe.. cuz i'm not very smart at english, hoho.. i'm using RMXP and now i'm starting to create a fan game, i have no special skill. i'm just a simple developer.
and once again, i'm single.. hoho.. >> don't read that

well, that's a little information from me. and i hope i can getting better when i search information in here, and of course i can repair my english here, hehe..  :haha:
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: WhiteRose on April 03, 2010, 12:53:46 pm
Graveyard!? You're not a zombie, are you?

...

Oh well; I'll get over it.

Welcome to Chaos Project, my zombie friend!
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Spoofus on April 03, 2010, 01:23:45 pm
welcome oh rotting corpse that walks among us
and dont feel bad about your english its all good in deh hood yiz-oh
but yeah anyways welcome i hope you enjoy yourself here
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Subsonic_Noise on April 03, 2010, 01:25:31 pm
Welcome. I'm jesus, the famous messiah.
I think your english is pretty good for a zombie.
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Spoofus on April 03, 2010, 01:27:19 pm
hey isnt jesus technically a zombie too?
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: (Hexamin) on April 03, 2010, 02:41:58 pm
According to dictionary.com:
zom-bie [zom-bee]
-noun
1. a) the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.

So... aside from the fact that Jesus resurrected isn't mute, or will-less, I think it's easily debatable that He wasn't resurrected for "some evil purpose".  Unless, of course, "evil" is simply based off of perspective, then I suppose Satan could look at Jesus being "mute", because he can only really speak God's word, "will-less" because He can only really carry out God's will, and serving an "evil purpose" because, well, evil is in the eye of the beholder.  That settles it.

Jesus + Cross + Death + Resurrection = Zombie Jesus



Oh... I'm Hex, and WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORRRRROW!
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: WhiteRose on April 03, 2010, 02:51:12 pm
Wait, so if you're not evil, you're not a zombie? Wouldn't that mean that Getsuga (hopefully, unless he's evil) isn't a zombie after all?
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: (Hexamin) on April 03, 2010, 03:03:30 pm
Well, like I said, it depends on the eyes of the beholder.  If someone perceives him as a force used for evil, then yes, zombie, otherwise, no, not zombie.  Wait... if he's speaking and has his own will though... not zombie either... damn specifics.  *Shakes fist*
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Tyril132 on April 03, 2010, 03:05:57 pm
Well, let's think about this logically.

All people who are not evil cannot be zombies.

However, evil in the more "earthly" sense is a point of view; so what we must first determine is whether or not his point of view conflicts with those of the greater RMXP society.

Since a person's point of view is largely determined by their circumstances and past experiences, we can deduce that PoV = experience + circumstances.

Now, experience is something which is gained through a person's trials and hardships in life... and trials require you to go to court. So logically, if a person has taken part in the judicial system, they must be experienced.

Circumstances are made up of the events that surround a person's birth and environment. Since the environment is a fickle thing that is easily disturbed, we must all be very careful to properly dispose of our C-cell batteries. Clearly, this means that the average individual who cares about the environment should be very familiar with C-Cell batteries.

Therefore, his point of view is determined primarily by the length of time he's spent with the judicial system and his level of expertise regarding the proper disposal of batteries.
A person who very frequently goes through batteries is almost certainly experienced with disposing of them, so he's probably of an occupation that makes use of a device that requires multitudes of them... such as a flashlight. And what job requires a flashlight and is intricately tied to the court judicial system? Why, a bailiff, of course.

And since we know that all bailiffs in zombie movies die, and therefore become zombies themselves, they must also be evil.

So... if we can prove that Getsuga was employed as a bailiff at some point in his life... we can prove beyond any reasonable doubt that he must be a zombie.

Also, I like pie.
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: (Hexamin) on April 03, 2010, 03:15:15 pm
That logic deserves a level up.

Isn't logic fun?!

And so now... Getsuga... have you been, or are you currently employed as a bailiff?
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: SwiftDeathSK on April 03, 2010, 08:17:22 pm
@tyril:

Level up from me as well. I literally lol'd.


And, if he IS a zombie... we shouldn't worry because I'm experienced in fighting off hordes of zombies with my simple genetically-altered garden plants. (Plants vs Zombie reference ftw) :V:
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Tyril132 on April 03, 2010, 08:39:24 pm
I loved that game. lol
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Aqua on April 03, 2010, 08:49:21 pm
Welcome~
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Getsuga_blackout on April 03, 2010, 10:48:59 pm
I guess, i'm a zombie lol .. because i'd like to walk at the night and
getting drink without i know. wkakaka... and there's no books that says,
"Zombie can speak english" lol
Title: Re: hello from graveyard, eh.. i mean hello all..
Post by: Kett Shee on April 05, 2010, 12:01:56 am
Hello! I am the king of the waffles! (>^_^)>#

And zombies don't scare me, because I look like one :p
As for the english, I sometimes use accents when i'm typing, or sumfink.
(I'm going for 2-D's accent, the lead singer of the gorillaz.)