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[XP] Tons of Shit
« on: June 15, 2008, 03:58:00 PM »
Tons of Shit
Authors: Blizzard
Version: 2.3
Type: SDK Add-on Collection Control Script

Introduction

This is a collection of different SDK add-ons with the option to turn each on/off. If you have any ideas how to improve this collection, just say so, but this isn't likely to happen as you most probably have a small brain. We will add you into the credits of this add-on collection if you have an own add-on. But you must become a member of the SDK religion. We will not add any add-ons made by somebody else than yourself, you can't ask us for somebody else to add an add-on. The creator has to ask us himself. If he has the brain tissue to do so that is.

This work is protected by the following license:
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SDK. Love it, adore it, pray to it every day. The SDK protects this work. If you copy or use it in any way we will sue your ass.

Features

Graphic (make your game lag in graphics):
  • Lag Doubler (increases lag on the map)
  • One-Image Title (now your title can have an image)
  • 1 Pixel Battler (they can have the size of 1 pixel only now)
  • Super laggy HP/SP/EXP gradient/slant bars (needs ONLY 3.4 minutes to draw them each time)
  • Locations (freezes the game for 10 seconds to show an image of SDK)
  • Black Fade (shows a black screen for 5 minutes when changing the map or before battle)
  • Complex Shaded Text (uses a hyper complex algorithm and makes simple text shadows)
  • Laggy HUD (Heads Up Display that takes up 54.6% of the screen)
  • Screen Shocker (shakes your screen all the time so that you can't play)
  • Animation Overload (shows random animations in the game)
  • Complex Facesets (shows a face somewhere)
  • Caterpillar (shows images of caterpillars in the game)
  • Error over Player (shows a glitch above the player when you at least expect it)
  • Animated Battle Background (doesn't work)
  • Map as Battleback (doesn't work either)
  • Facesets for DSS (shows a face somewhere else)
  • Status Effects as Animations (now your battlers can have animations when being inflicted with status effects)
  • Battlers Non-Action BS (shows battlers in battle)
  • Battle Cursor (let's you choose enemies and actors)
  • Death Image (kills randomly and displays an image of death randomly in the game)
Utility (make your game lag in systems):
  • Custom Game Controls (doesn't work)
  • FPS Modulator (breaks game)
  • Speed Modulator (stops game)
  • Fullscreen? (ONLY asks the player at game start if he wishes to switch to full)
  • Death Toll (lets you lose money during the game)
  • Multi-Dope (lets you get high)
  • Window_BattleResult (shows a random window at the end of the battle)
  • Skill Command (allows using skills)
  • Ultimate Font Overload (can use up to 3516 fonts to draw stuff at the same time)
  • LvlUp (allows level ups)
  • Weapon/Armor STR Plus (STR can be increased by equipping stuff)
  • Seph Skills (they differ in no way from normal skills except that they create lag and need a lot of memory)
  • Movie Scene (allows you to make cutscenes on the map using events)
  • Target 'em all! (allows targeting all enemies or all allies)
  • Lag Test (shows the power of lag)
  • Dynamic Lag (allows you to increase lag by a certain degree during the game whenever you want)
  • Status in Battle (shows a status screen somewhere)
  • Difficulty (allows you to crash the game anytime)
  • Element System (allows the use of elements)
  • Multi-Miss (allows to miss the target multiple times)
  • Items (allows the use of items)
  • Plug-in (doesn't do absolutely anything)
  • Equipment System (allows you to use equipment)
  • Requirement for Skills (allows consumption of SP when using skills)
  • SP (adds the SP attribute to actors AND enemies)
Status Effect (non-standard lag additions)
  • Zombie (breaks your character)
  • Regen (forces your characters to be at full health or breaks them)
  • Auto-Revive (doesn't work)
  • Fury Status (makes the player mad)
  • Invincible Status (makes enemies immortal)
  • SP Cost Mod (doesn't work either)
  • Frozen (breaks your PC and/or freezes Windows)
  • Magic Status (we were not able to figure out what this add-on does)
  • Doom Status (countdown to Windows crash)
Skill (non-standard memory waste additions):
  • Lose HP/SP (allows losing HP and SP if you use them)
  • Death Roulette (kills something)
  • Magic Skill (same as Magic Status)
  • EMP Skill (we forgot what EMP means)
  • Demi Skill (half a skill)
  • Revenge Skill (allows you to name skills)
  • Destructor Skill (allows you to learn skills)
  • SP Skill (same as Requirement for Skills)
  • Large Skill (? ? ?)
Version history inside the script!

Screenshots

N/A for this sort of script

Demo

N/A

Script

Just make 56 new scripts somewhere and paste the code from those 56 files into them in the correct order which we won't tell you.
Script Part 1 Link
Script Part 2 Link
Script Part 3 Link
(those parts are missing)
Script Part 55 Link
Script Part 56 Link

Instructions

Inside the script in the first comment. Note the most add-ons have their own instructions. We hope that you can read.

Compatibility

101% compatible with SDK v1.x. 102% compatible with SDK v2.x. The add-ons will corrupt your old game. If you experience the "Stack level too deep" error, you might just be stupid. None of these add-ons here actually work with each other. This add-on collection itself WILL corrupt your game except maybe if you have SDK. Maybe. Causes incompatibility issues with all non-SDK scripts like:

  • Fantasist's scripts
  • ccoa's scripts
  • Blizzard's scripts
  • any other script
This add-on collection most probably doesn't even work.

Credits and Thanks

  • We are the SDK, we own your ass.
Ideas by:
  • SDK v1.x
  • SDK v2.x
  • SDK scripts
  • non-non-SDK scripts

Author's Notes

Tons of Shit now has to be used as 56-parts script because we say so. The order isn't right, so experiment with the 56 parts until it works. Then the system SHOULD work without problems. Do NOT remove any of the parts, the script NEEDS all 56 parts to work.

These add-ons were, of course, never tested as we are the SDK.

If you find any bugs, please report them here:
http://this-is-not-a-real-script-thank-god

~ We are the SDK, we own your ass.

Real Author's Notes

This is just a joke, don't take it seriously.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2011, 08:14:47 AM by Blizzard »
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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2008, 05:44:25 PM »
Ah, I'm using this script...but it doesn't work. For the most part, when I begin to use it, there is a message from the SDK police stating that I am not allowed to use it and it deleted my project. That's why I have no more projects in my disposal anymore...Is there a way to counter this act?

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2008, 06:50:34 PM »
SDK: All your base project are belong to us

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2008, 07:08:35 PM »
All your script are belong to us. :3

I was first going to put that in there or "We are the SDK, resistance is futile". But I'm not a fan of Star Trek. "We own your ass." sounds better and is slightly more original. xD
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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2008, 06:13:44 PM »
An evil script, what it the RM community comming to!?


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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 04:41:35 AM »
Denownage?

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 05:43:08 AM »
Holy!!
This is some funny stuff here!!

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2008, 01:50:28 AM »
Some function have been defunction...

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2008, 02:26:06 AM »
rebunction.

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2008, 02:29:35 AM »
This is so hilarious that I have to sticky it. I just laughed for whole 10 minutes re-reading this.
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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2008, 02:55:44 AM »
um yay?

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2008, 03:47:29 AM »
I just GOT to emulate this.*Opens up RPG Maker XP and takes careful notes of the features in Tons of Shit*

Of course, I don't want to simulate the long wait and lag...no...But I want to simulate the crazy randomness! <3

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2008, 03:48:33 AM »
go for it!

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2008, 09:53:00 AM »
I laughed my ass out on this one Bliz. I laughed my ass out.

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I just GOT to emulate this.

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2008, 10:52:06 AM »
SDK = Script Destruction Kit or (lol @ this) Sodomized Dumbass Killsystem

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2008, 01:45:29 PM »
LOL!

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2008, 04:47:09 PM »
>:D

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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2008, 05:09:07 PM »
Imagine this:

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Jason missed 4 times.
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« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2008, 05:31:25 PM »
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Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2008, 06:30:23 PM »
Click here the watch the Tons of Shit Game.
I couldn't have rushed this anymore. I finished in one to two hours, and I understand there are so many wording errors (You'll see when you watch the video). They may still make sense to you, but I'm sure there's no such things as "Talented scripts". :P

FAX's image kept blocking the battle screen. I should have put an opacity on that instead of 255...

Other than that, I think it went quite well...You'll surely get a laugh from it. ;)

I didn't put this on Youtube because I didn't want my main account with pure googyblabber like this. So I used one of my "storage accounts" on another site.
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