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Life is like a penis. It's short but it feels so long when it gets hard.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
I do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.