Started by tSwitch, May 03, 2009, 09:41:43 pm
Quote from: Rival Blizzard on May 06, 2009, 11:08:18 amSpoiler: ShowHide
Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.
Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
Quote from: Rival Blizzard on May 06, 2009, 11:41:39 amOh wait, you're serious? I have no idea. ;_; That number sequence makes no sense to me.
Quote<NAMKCOR> sudo chown -r NAMKCOR /Blizzard<NAMKCOR> sudo chmod 644 /Blizzard<Blizzard> ;_;
Quote from: Elite Four NAMKCOR on May 04, 2009, 09:49:04 amQuoteEight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?""Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."Quote"Knock, knock.""Who's there?"very long pause...."Java." Spoiler: ShowHideQuoteThe programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can't find a girlfriend with a good <HEAD> on her <BODY>, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. So he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend -- sometimes even without a secure socket. His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, "I hate commenting!" Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits. This resulted in a Syntax Error. Now she demanded a massage, but this was rejected as "Feature Creep." He smacked her back-end and shouted, "Who's your parent node?!" He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403. While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer. To expedite the routine routine, she screamed, "Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You're 1337, baby!" This caused his stack to overflow, and he shot his GUI on her interface.
QuoteEight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?""Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
Quote"Knock, knock.""Who's there?"very long pause...."Java."
QuoteThe programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can't find a girlfriend with a good <HEAD> on her <BODY>, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. So he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend -- sometimes even without a secure socket. His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, "I hate commenting!" Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits. This resulted in a Syntax Error. Now she demanded a massage, but this was rejected as "Feature Creep." He smacked her back-end and shouted, "Who's your parent node?!" He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403. While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer. To expedite the routine routine, she screamed, "Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You're 1337, baby!" This caused his stack to overflow, and he shot his GUI on her interface.
Quote from: Gym Leader Blades on May 07, 2009, 03:17:01 pmMy favorite one has to be the comic where the kid wrote a program on the board that would print the sentence 100 times.
Quote from: Lass Sally on May 07, 2009, 07:12:03 pmgrr namk you truly are a GEEK!i cant figure this one out... like blizzard said the number sequence makes no sense!~
Quote from: Rival Blizzard on May 06, 2009, 02:50:35 pmI was on the right track for a moment, but I abandoned that idea because I made a mistake at the beginning. I know what the solution is now.
Quote from: Rival Blizzard on May 08, 2009, 11:41:45 amYes, you did. You told me that in IRC. ._.
Quote from: Biker WcW on May 08, 2009, 11:50:18 amPLURFECT NUMBARS
Quote from: Biker WcW on May 08, 2009, 01:25:38 pmCrap. I think I just figured it out. I can't believe I didn't notice that X|DO NOT READ: ShowHideDecreasing bases?I mean, it goes base-8, base-4, base-2...