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Started by G_G, May 19, 2010, 09:34:45 pm

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The Niche

July 26, 2010, 12:08:58 am #200
I saw you from across the library and I must say you have a nice forehead.
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


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Blizzard

July 26, 2010, 02:44:50 am #201
Hello. I am a creepy man who looks at women. Of course all other men would never do such a perverted thing like looking at a woman. Don't you think it's just sick to look at women?
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The Niche

July 26, 2010, 02:52:35 am #202
:w00t:
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


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Subsonic_Noise

July 26, 2010, 12:59:54 pm #203

Blizzard

July 26, 2010, 01:49:11 pm #204 Last Edit: July 26, 2010, 01:58:43 pm by Blizzard
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The Niche

July 26, 2010, 09:07:13 pm #205
Priceless. Actually, that gives me an idea.

Excuse me, I'm doing a paper on how inconvenient slavery was. What's your opinion?
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

July 27, 2010, 02:13:27 am #206
Quote from: The Niche on July 26, 2010, 09:07:13 pm
Excuse me, I'm doing a paper on how convenient slavery was. What's your opinion?


Fixed.
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The Niche

July 27, 2010, 10:00:54 am #207
Almost didn't see that. XD
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

August 04, 2010, 06:26:05 pm #208
You: "Do you live on a chicken farm?"
Her: "No. Why?"
You: "Because you sure know how to raise cocks."

xD
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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Subsonic_Noise

August 04, 2010, 06:28:04 pm #209
Quote from: Blizzard on August 04, 2010, 06:26:05 pm
You: "Do you live on a chicken farm?"
Her: "No. Why?"
You: "Because you sure know how to raise cocks."

xD

You: "Do you raise cocks?"
Her: "Uhm.. what?"
You: "Oh shit I fucked up."

Blizzard

August 04, 2010, 06:56:17 pm #210
LOL!
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DylanMachinima

August 10, 2010, 08:30:11 pm #211
I dont need a pickup line, girls just look at me and start stripping  :naughty:
Anyway, heres something im making up on the spot:
You: So youre here to save us from 2012?
Random girl: Huh?
You: Well, your an angel right?
Its cheesy and would never work
But i felt the need to contribute

Blizzard

August 11, 2010, 02:25:41 am #212
I like how it starts, though. How about this?

QuoteMe: So you're here to save us from 2012?
Random girl: Huh?
Me: Well, I'm the bad guy. What are you gonna do now?


xD
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poxy

August 11, 2010, 03:16:58 pm #213
"Hey is this a Library? Because I'm checking you out."

Someone should make a rolodex of these and sell it...
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Blizzard

August 11, 2010, 04:09:32 pm #214
I think that one was mentioned already. Here's another crappy one:

"Just great! Now I need to change my wishlist for Santa and put you on top!"
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Subsonic_Noise

August 13, 2010, 07:27:56 am #215
Quote from: Blizzard on August 11, 2010, 04:09:32 pm
"Just great! Now I need to change my wishlist for Santa and put nude pictures of you on top!"

Fixed.

Karltheking4

August 21, 2010, 06:29:51 am #216
Ohhh, you recognise me from that porn movie I did a while back!
You wana see it in 3d...? :naughty:

XD

ShadowPierce

August 21, 2010, 06:51:38 am #217
->LOL... :xD: Everything's in 3d now! :haha:

        • Are you gravity? Coz I keep falling for you...
        • I wish I was 'T'... So I can always be next to 'U'
        • You're like dandruff 'cause I can't get you out of my head!
        • Can you recommend a good bank to make a deposit to? 'Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you!
        • When I met you, I'm like a car on the road during rush hour... I can't move on!


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Tazero

September 09, 2010, 05:41:20 pm #218
When I see you walk, dayum you walk :D


If you were a fish...

Subsonic_Noise

September 09, 2010, 05:46:56 pm #219
Quote from: Blizzard on August 11, 2010, 04:09:32 pm
I think that one was mentioned already. Here's another crappy one:

"Just great! Now I need to change my underwear!"

Fixed again.
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