Pickup Lines.

Started by G_G, May 19, 2010, 09:34:45 pm

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Blizzard

Lol, the only girls I know that say "dude" are the ones that aren't really feminine. xD
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Quote from: Blizzard on September 10, 2010, 06:15:51 pm
Lol, the only girls I know that say "dude" are the ones that aren't really feminine. xD

You never met stoner girls, then. You're missing out alot.

:V?

Blizzard

Actually that comes down to this.

Quote from: Blizzard on September 10, 2010, 06:15:51 pm
aren't really feminine.


For me.
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Ok, wooooooooooops. Sorry Sub!

Hi, I'm a garbage inspector. Do you mind if I check out your junk?
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Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.



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Quote from: Blizzard on September 10, 2010, 06:25:37 pm
Actually that comes down to this.

Quote from: Blizzard on September 10, 2010, 06:15:51 pm
aren't really feminine.


For me.

Eh, define feminine. They sure as hell are feminine enough for me, at least the one I know. xD

Blizzard

September 11, 2010, 04:55:57 am #245 Last Edit: September 11, 2010, 02:00:49 pm by Blizzard
Look it up in the dictionary. I'd define it as something that makes a woman an actual woman. Just a body doesn't turn me on. She has to do something with it. She has to dress up at least casually (not with a boring sweater and boring jogging pants, etc.) and take a bit care of herself. It's annoying as hell when I see a girl that doesn't even comb her hair. The other thing that she has to do with it is moving and standing still. If a girl doesn't move like a girl, it's not attractive to me. If a girl doesn't sit or stand like a girl, it's not attractive to me. There have to be subtle (or totally obvious) signs of feminine aura around her or it just doesn't work for me. Usually being casual does the trick for me. A girl with a T-shirt and a pair of jeans is just fine as long as her hair isn't a mess and as long as she can walk, stand and sit like a woman.

EDIT: Just to elaborate a bit more on moving, standing and sitting. This doesn't mean she has to completely exaggerate any possible move to look like a woman. There just has to be a distinguishable difference between her body movements and body movements of guys, even if it's relatively subtle.

EDIT: New line: "Do you fuck like you move? If yes, then I'll love to move around with you." Heck, this one's stupid. xD

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i lol'd hard at this
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Quote from: The Niche on September 11, 2010, 04:03:24 am
Hi, I'm a garbage inspector. Do you mind if I check out your junk?


I enjoyed this tid bit since it was sooo blatant, Lol.

Blizzard

Quote from: The Niche on September 11, 2010, 04:03:24 am
Hi, I'm a garbage inspector. I'm going to check out your junk.


Fixed.
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Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.



I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

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QuoteThey've got helmets on they're heads. But I gotta watermeloan instead!

Blizzard

You look like my future ex-girlfriend.
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Take off all your clothes, sneak into her bedroom, wait until she falls asleep... :evil:

SquareMan

Quote from: Blizzard on September 15, 2010, 02:20:42 am
You look like my future ex-girlfriend.

xD, i came up with a funny one the other day but now i cant remember it :(
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Pickup lines, Zelda 4 style:
"Give me your fluids and I will give you mine."

ShadowPierce

Quote from: Subsonic_Noise on September 16, 2010, 03:39:49 pm
Pickup lines, Zelda 4 style:
"Give me your fluids and I will give you mine."
->lvl++ :xD:



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Blizzard

"Tell me your name. I want to know the name of the girl that me and that girl over there have been talking about for the last 5 minutes."
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The Niche

Blizzard, I love you.

"Hi, I've MSN'd with Blizzard. Let's fuck,"
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.



I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Subsonic_Noise

Quote from: The Niche on September 17, 2010, 12:40:52 pm
"Hi, I've MSN'd with Blizzard. Let's fuck,"

You have to end the sentence with a comma. That's the most important part of it.