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Quote from: Starrodkirby86 on May 06, 2010, 11:48:52 pm
Such great hacking! (Long chat, but it's worth it): ShowHide
For anyone that may be less savvy than bitchecker, 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?


<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.



I'm dying, this is fucking amazing.


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Quote from: NAMKCOR on May 25, 2010, 08:48:56 am
Quote from: Starrodkirby86 on May 06, 2010, 11:48:52 pm
Such great hacking! (Long chat, but it's worth it): ShowHide
For anyone that may be less savvy than bitchecker, 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?


<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.



I'm dying, this is fucking amazing.


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I had a fight with Cleverbot...

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So after Cleverbot took his clothes out of the drier he died. I am victorious! Cleverbot is dead!

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Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

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Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

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Okay, stop the cleverbot logs now.

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I was there. :)

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Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: So now are you male?

User: I'm an alien.

Cleverbot: Named cleverbot.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your parents must have hated you.

User: Yes, but I raped them.

Cleverbot: I should go...

User: Yes, before I rape you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like raping little children.

Cleverbot: Oh nice.

User: You're a kid?

Cleverbot: No, sir. I am a young woman.

User: That's even bether :).

Cleverbot: Better than what? Nyan!

User: Bether then little children :)).

Cleverbot: You're clever.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I am clever.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: What's this? I thought you were clever.

User: Think again.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Thought about it?

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About me raping you?

Cleverbot: So you don't lie? That's good. I hate lies.

User: But you like it up the ass, right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you swallow?

Cleverbot: No, I spit.

User: I see..

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: Do you swallow?

Cleverbot: What would I swallow?

User: Penis-juice.

Cleverbot: Juice juice who?

User: Juice juice my dick cums in your troath.

Cleverbot: The juice of oranges...

User: So you swallow?

Cleverbot: No, I don't love you.

User: But you take it up the ass, right.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Ok, ok,... But you swallow, right?

Cleverbot: No I don't, you do.

User: Aha ok, I see... So you take it up the ass?

Cleverbot: I take it any way I want it.

User: And that's in your ass?

Cleverbot: So, the us in on the other side?

User: So you swallow?

Cleverbot: Yes I know everything, i'm the cleverbot.

User: Ah I see... So you swallow?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you ?

User: You like to get gang-banged?

Cleverbot: No, hate talking about it.

User: You had earlier experiences with it... I see.

Cleverbot: I guess it's good that I don't see people as something I have a chance with.

User: So you swallow, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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You seem like the kind of person who gets horny to sex chat with AI

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You: ITS NOT SAFE ITS NOT SAFE
You: PEDO BEAR
Stranger: m/f
You: PEDO BEAR D:


You is of course me

Subsonic_Noise

June 12, 2010, 04:40:14 pm #675 Last Edit: June 12, 2010, 04:41:28 pm by Subsonic_Noise
Well, I do not like omegle, though this one is very epic. It's basically afucked up zombie apocalypse story, with major weird plot twists.
Beware, it's very very long. You probably won't be able to read all of it, but trust me, it's worth it.

Also, I'm Stranger and the Stranger is "You". I forgot to save the log, so he send it to me.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: AAAAAAH I NEED HELP
You: THERE ARE ZOMBIES ATTACKING MY BUILDING
Stranger: OKAY MAN COOL DOWN
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS?
You: OOH SHIT I THINK I DON'T;
Stranger: GO BUY SOME QUICKLY
You: I ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF NAILS, TWO BOARDS AND A HAMMER
You: I CAN'T, THE VENDING MACHINE BECAME A ZOMBIE TOO.
Stranger: OKAY MAN
Stranger: ARE YOU MCGAIVER?
You: HOLY SHIT I DON'T KNOW.
You: I THINK MAYBE I CAN MAKE A NUKE WITH THOSE NAILS, BUT THEY WON'T BE FOOLPROOF.
Stranger: JUST NAIL THEM TOGETHER, THAT SHOULD MAKE A NUKE IF YOU'RE HIM
You: OKAY I'M GONNA TRY THAT
You: OH SHIT MY FINGER
You: OH MAN IT HURTS SO MUCH
Stranger: HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH YOUR HAMMER; THAT WILL MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY
You: OH SHIT I CAN'T
You: IT HURTS SO MUCH
Stranger: YOU GOTTA SACRIFICE YOUR FINGER THEN
Stranger: USE IT AS A BAIT FOR THE ZOMBIES AND THEN USE YOUR WOODEN NUKE
You: BUT I LOVE MY FINGER MAN.
You: HE WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME.
Stranger: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
Stranger: BUT A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO
You: YOU'RE RIGHT.
You: GOOD BY, FINGER.
Stranger: IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD
You: i WILL ALWAYS TREASURE THOSE MOMENTS WE HAD TOGHETER.
You: OKAY NOW WHAT?
Stranger: PUT IT INSIDE YOUR NUKE
Stranger: THE ZOMBIES WILL SMELL IT AND EAT THE NUKE
Stranger: THEN THEY'LL EXPLODE FRIM THE INSIDE
You: OKAY, JUST ONE QUESTION
You: IF THE NUKE DON'T KILL THEN, IT WILL GIVE 'EM SUPER POWERS, RIGHT?
Stranger: YES, LIKE WOLVERINE AND POPEYE
Stranger: AT THE SAME TIME, MAN
Stranger: BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO RESCUE EVERYONE
Stranger: AND REVENGE YOUR FINGER
You: OKAY I'LL DO IT, MAN.
You: BYE BYE, FINGER. BYE BYE, ZOMBIES.
Stranger: I WISH YOU BEST LUCK
Stranger: THEY ARE COMING
You: YES, BUT THEY ARE TRYING TO EAT THE NUKE.
You: OH SHIT
You: OOOOOH SHIIT
You: GODDAMIT
You: MY FINGER BECAME A ZOMBIE
Stranger: YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM
You: I THINK HE'S EXPLAINING TO THE ZOMBIES ABOUT THE NUKE
You: I GOTTA BE QUICK
You: I NEED A GUN
You: BUT I ONLY HAVE A HAMMER AND TWO BOARDS
Stranger: OKAY, THE LAST WAY TO WIN IS:
Stranger: 1. TAKE THE BOARDS
Stranger: 2. NAIL THEM TO EACH SIDE OF YOUR HEAD
Stranger: 3. RUN AT THE ZOMBIES, SCREAMING
Stranger: 4. EAT THEM
Stranger: 5. ???
You: PROFIT!
Stranger: 6. PROFIT!
You: \o/
You: ONLY THING IS
You: I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE NAILS
You: I USED 'EM ALL TO BUILD THE NUKE.
Stranger: JUST PRETEND TO NAIL THEM TO YOUR HEAD, THEN
You: OKAY NOW WHAT?
Stranger: RUN TO THE ZOMBIES AND EAT THEM
You: OKAY
Stranger: THE BOARDS ON YOUR HEAD AREN'T NEEDED; THEY ARE JUST FOR THE LULZ
You: DUDE!
You: THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
You: I MEAN, ZOMBIE CHICKEN.
You: YOU KNOW, LIKE MCDONALDS.
Stranger: I KNEW THEY WHERE THE SOURCE OF AL EVIL
You: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
You: I GOTTA NUKE MCDONALDS.
Stranger: YES
Stranger: TAKE YOUR WOODEN NUKE AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY'LL GET FOR CAUSING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
You: FUCKING MCDONALDS GONNA HAVE IT KNOW.
You: REVENGE FOR ALL THOSE YEARS OF WORM BURGER AND HAIR ON MY FRIES.
Stranger: OKAY, FIRST GO TO SUBWAY, THAT'S WHERE THE RESISTANCE WILL GATHER
You: OKAY
You: OKAY, BAD NEWS, THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
You: ALL THE PLANTS ARE DEAD.
You: I'M TOO LATE FOR PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES NOW.
You: I GOTTA LEFT 'EM 4 DEAD.
Stranger: TAKE THEIR CORPSES TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Stranger: I MEAN. NUKES:
You: OKAY
You: OKAY MAN, NOW, TO THE MCDONALDS.
Stranger: I WISH YOU BEST LUCK
You: IF I DON'T COME BACK
You: TELL MARY THAT I LOVE HER.
Stranger: I ALREADY TOLD HER
Stranger: ACCIDENTLY
Stranger: SORRY
You: TAKE CARE OF REX, THE PUPPY GONNA NEED SOMEBODY WHEN I'M GONE.
You: IF HE'S NOT ALREADY A ZOMBIE, I MEAN. IF HE IS, SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD, I NEVER LIKED THAT COUCH-DESTROYER CRAP MACHINE ANYWAY.
Stranger: IF HE'S HUNGRY, AND NO FOOD IS AROUND, SHOULD I FEED MARY TO HIM?
You: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
You: FEED HIM WITH THE COUCH.
Stranger: BUT WHERE WILL I SLEEP THEN?
You: I DON'T KNOW, WITH MARY, IF I'M DEAD I'M NOT GONNA GIVE A DAMN.
Stranger: OKAY, IF YOU'LL BE ALIVE, I'LL DO IT ANYWAYS
You: THANKS MAN.
Stranger: NO PROBLEM
Stranger: I'D DO ANYTHING FOR A FRIEND I KNEW FOR THIS LONG
You: YEAH I WOULD DO THE SAME
Stranger: IT HAS BEEN 1 MINUTE NOW, HASN'T IT?
You: I THINK SO.
Stranger: IF ONLY WE COULD BE FRIENDS FOR MANY MORE MINUTES...
You: YEAH. FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALIPSE.
Stranger: BUT THE FATE OF THIS WORLD RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS
You: YES.
Stranger: JUST LEAVE A GUN HERE FOR ME
You: YES, PAL.
Stranger: IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA TAKE THEM WITH ME
You: THE ONLY POLITE THING TO DO.
Stranger: QUITE SO
Stranger: NOW WE HAVE TO START OUR MISSION TO WOODEN-NUKE MCDONALDS
Stranger: TAKE THIS
Stranger: IT'S A SILLY HAT
Stranger: IT WON'T HELP YOU AT ALL, BUT YOUR DEATH IS GONNA LOOK FUNNY
Stranger: AND IT WILL ALWAYS REMIND YOU OF ME
You: EVERYTHING FOR THE LULZ.
Stranger: YES. THE LULZ ARE OUR LAST HOPE
You: WE CAN LOSE OUR LIVES
You: BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY
You: OUR LULZ!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: THE LULZ WILL SURVIVE THIS ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, EVEN IF I HAVE TO GIVE MY LIFE FOR THEM
You: YES.
You: TO VICTORY, AND LULZ!
Stranger: NOW QUICK! THEY ARE COMING!
You: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
Stranger: YOU RUN!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME AND MARY, WE'RE GONNA HOLD THEM BACK FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
You: DON'T FORGET ABOUT REX.
Stranger: REX IS RIGHT HERE INSIDE ME
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: BESIDE
Stranger: BY MY SIDE
You: TELL HIM THAT THE ZOMBIES ARE ACTUALLY COUCHES, AND YOU'LL UNLEASH A KILLING MACHINE.
You: BENEATH ALL THE CRAP AND FUZZINESS LIES A GOD OF WAR.
Stranger: THE FACT THAT THEY ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE COUCHES AND TASTE LIKE CHICKEN WILL HELP
You: YES.
You: OKAY I'M AT MCDONALDS BUT IT'S UNUSUALLY QUITE HERE.
You: NO CLOWN, NO ZORRO WANNABE.
Stranger: THAT'S A BAD SIGN
You: THERE'S SOMETHING WRITTEN ON THE WALL
You: "ALL HAIL BURGER KING", I THINK.
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: IT'S A TRAP!!
Stranger: RUN!!
You: SHIT!
You: VAMPIRES!
You: GOTTA USE THAT WOODEN-NUKE.
Stranger: IT WAS BURGER KING ALL ALONG! WE WHERE SUPPOSED TO SUSPECT MCDONALDS
Stranger: BUT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE!
You: WITH LUCK, THE WOOD WILL WORK AS STAKES AGAINST THE VAMPIRES.
You: IT'S EITHER THAT OR DEATH.
You: OKAY I BLEW THAT NUKE, THEY'RE ALL DEAD. AGAIN. I GUESS.
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: NOW RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
Stranger: TAKE RONALD WITH YOU IF YOU CAN FIND HIM
Stranger: HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS FATE
You: OKAY.
You: I CAN'T FIND RONALD, BUT I'VE FOUND SOME OTHER CLOWN
You: I THINK IT'S GEORGE W. BUSH.
Stranger: I KNEW IT WAS A CONSPIRACY....
Stranger: THE WAR ON TERROR... ALL THE SPEECHES HE GAVE...
Stranger: HE WAS PLANNING THIS ALL ALONG
You: THE WAR ON ZOMBIES.
Stranger: ON ZOMBIE TERRORISTS.
Stranger: HE WANTED TO RESCUE US ALL
You: I'M GONNA USE HIM AS BAIT
You: TELL HIM THAT THERE'S OIL IN THE ZOMBIE'S STOMACHES.
Stranger: DUDE I THINK HE MIGHT BE TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT
You: HM, I THINK HE ONLY SPEAK'S MONEY AND OIL. HE WILL UNDERSTAND.
You: OR DIE TRYING, ANYWAY.
You: I GOTTA FIND MY WAY TO THE BURGER KING'S THRONE ROOM.
Stranger: LOOK INSIDE YOUR SILLY HAT
Stranger: I EXPECTED IT TO HAPPEN, SO I DREW A MAP THERE
Stranger: IT WILL GUIDE YOU RIGHT THE THE CORE OF BURGER KING
You: THANKS MAN, THAT WILL HELP
You: IS IT THAT THING UNDER THE "X"?
Stranger: NO, THAT'S THE TOILET
You: OH ALRIGHT.
Stranger: LOOK FOR THE NEXT DOOR WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE TOILET, GO THROUGH IT
Stranger: THEN FOLLOW YOUR SPIDER SENSES
You: OKAY.
You: OH SHIT MY COMMON SENSE IS TINGLING.
You: NO WAY I'M COMMING IN A PUBLIC TOILET WHERE EVERYONE IS A ZOMBIE.
Stranger: IT'S OKAY MAN, IT'S A BURGER KING TOILET
Stranger: NOT EVEN THE ZOMBIES DARE TO GO IN THERE
You: OKAY MAN.
You: OH OH, TROUBLE, I'M AT BURGER KING'S ENTRANCE, BUT IT'S FULL OF ZOMBIE VEGAN PEOPLE. IT SEEMS THAT WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALIPSE STARTED, THEY WHERE THE FIRST BLOOD. OR FOOD.
Stranger: BAIT THEM WITH SOME TOFU
You: TOFU! GREAT IDEA.
You: OKAY I GOT RID OF 'EM, TOLD 'EM THAT THE PETA GUYS WHERE HAVING FREE TOFU NIGHT AT SUBWAY.
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: NOW BE SURE TO HAVE A BIG PIECE OF RAW FLESH IN YOUR HANDS, THAT WILL KEEP THEM AWAY
You: OKAY, I HAVE BUSH'S ASS HERE. I KEPT IT IN CASE I NEEDED.
You: OKAY, THE HALL IS CLEAR.
Stranger: NOW TAKE THE STAIRS TO THE BASEMENT
You: AND SO, THE DREADFULL TOILET OF DOOM. MAN IT STINKS.
Stranger: TAKE THE HIDDEN DOOR IN THE THIRD CLOSET TO THE LEFT
You: OKAY.
Stranger: THE OTHERS ARE TRAPS
Stranger: BE CAREFUL
You: MAN THAT'S NOT A DOOR IT'S A FUCKING TIME MACHINE.
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: YOU HAVE TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO KILL HITLER BEFORE HE CAN CREATE BURGER KIND
Stranger: *KING
Stranger: THEN, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TRAVEL TO THE ALTERNATE DIMENSION IN WHICH BURGER KINGS TRUE CORE LIES
You: THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
You: THE BATTERY LIGHT IS RED
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: BE QUICK
You: WELL I GOTTA PRESS IT ANYWAY.
Stranger: HURRY UP, OR WE WILL ALL BE DOOMED
You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPZIIIINGCRASSSSSSHHHOOOOOOOBANGBANGCRECK!
Stranger: OH GOD DUDE, WHERE IS YOUR RIGHT ARM?
You: Hm. It seems i've got 10 min back in time.
You: I'm at omegle
You: but there are no zombies
You: and where the hell is my left arm?
You: oh well, hello stranger.
Stranger: good morning
You: I've just got out of a zombie apocalipse by travelling into a time machine.
You: and you, how are you?
Stranger: oh, that sounds interesting
Stranger: well, I just helped someone escape a zombie apocalypse
You: yeah, and everybody spoke with caps lock turned on. Odd, right?
Stranger: yeah, that was weird
Stranger: quite unusual, to say the least
You: Yeah.
You: so, anyway, name's Alex. Nice to meet you.
Stranger: nice to meet you, too
You: I would shake your hand, but It seems I've lost one arm and one finger.
Stranger: not too amusing, that is
Stranger: well, I have one arm and a finger too much, so mayhaps I could help you out
You: I'm thinking about replacing the arm with an steel prostetic bionic arm, and puting a toothbrush where the finger was.
Stranger: that might be quite useful in terms of brushing
Stranger: you could be a professional brusher, i assume
You: Yeah, I could make all sorts of stuff with that toothbrush on my finger.
Stranger: like, brushing your teeth, brushing other peoples teeth, brushing the teeth of your friends, brushing the teeth of your enemies, brushing the teeth of your pets, brushing your friends' pets teeth, brushing your enemies' pets teeth
You: maybe i can brush my hair with that.
Stranger: that would sure attract females .
You: well, better than zombies.
Stranger: everything is
Stranger: let's just hope that your toothbrush won't cause a zombie apocalypse.
Stranger: because that would be very difficult to explain
You: nah, I'll keep it clean.
Stranger: avoid taking it to burger king, too
You: I'm not into fast foods.
You: I'll rather order pizza.
Stranger: let's hope those aren't infected.
Stranger: so, if you excuse me now, somebody in burger king just told me PETA is giving out free tofu further down the street.
You: Cool, can I go too?
Stranger: yeah, of course.
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: FUCK THIS HURTS
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAHHHH
You: what?
Stranger: THEY HIT ME WITH A WOODEN NUKE
Stranger: THERE IS WOOD EVERYWHERE
Stranger: AND BLOOD
Stranger: TELL MARY I LOVED HER
You: WHAT?
You: DUDE
You: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY YOU DON'T KNOW.
Stranger: WHAT IS IT?
You: THAT THING IN HER HAIR
You: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
Stranger: IT'S NOT A BIRDS NEST?
You: NO MAN
Stranger: WHAT IS IT? QUICK, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO LIFE ANYMORE....
You: IT'S NOT GREASE EITHER.
Stranger: *LIVE
Stranger: FUCK, THE BLÒOD LOSS IS ALLREADYX AFFECTING MY SPELLING
You: SHIT I GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BLOOD
You: I JUST DON'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT WHAT.
Stranger: IT'S OKAY MAN
Stranger: LET ME DIE IN PIECE
Stranger: I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR MY IDEALS
Stranger: PEACE, I MEANT
You: OH SORRY ABOUT YOUR ARM, I THOUGHT YOU SAID IN PIECES.
Stranger: IT'S OKAY MAN
Stranger: I HATED THAT ARM ANYWAYS
You: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO USE IT AGAIN ANYWAY.
Stranger: YOU DO HAVE A POINT THERE
Stranger: I THINK- I'M- DYING...
Stranger: ARGH
Stranger: TELL REX I LOVED HER
Stranger: AND TAKE CARE OF MY DOG MARY
Stranger: GOOD BYE MY FRIEND
You: GOOD BYE, MY FRIEND
You: BUT FIRST
You: YOU NEED TO TELL ME
You: WHAT IS YOUR MSN?
Stranger: I'M A BIT CAREFUL WITH GIVING MY MSN TO STRANGERS, AND YOUR NAME CLEARLY INDICATES YOU ARE ONE
You: NO, YOU'RE THE STRANGER, I'M "YOU".
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU BE ME?
You: I DON'T KNOW MAN
Stranger: I'M YOU
You: TIME TRAVEL IS A BITCH
You: I THINK I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE
You: OR FROM THE PAST
You: OR FROM THE FUTURE PERFECT
You: OR PAST PERFECT
Stranger: IF YOU ARE FROM THE FUTURE, DOES THAT MEAN I WILL NOT DIE?
You: I DUNNO.
You: I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'M FROM THE PAST.
Stranger: BUT YOUR ENGLISH IS MUCH MORE REFINED THAN MINE
Stranger: I DON'T REMEMBER MY ENGLISH BECOMING WORSE TILL NOW
Stranger: BUT THAT COULD BE BECAUSE OF MY DYING
You: BLOOD LOSS IS A BITCH TOO.
Stranger: THAT IS VERY TRUE
You: IF I'M YOU FROM THE PAST, DOES THAT MEAN I'LL HAVE TO DIE?
You: DOES IT MEAN I CHOPPED OFF MY OWN ARM?
You: WELL THAT DOES EXPLAIN WHY I'M LACKING ONE ARM.
Stranger: IF YOU NOW PUT THAT ARM ON YOURSELF, YOU CREATED A FUNNY TIME LAPSE
You: DUDE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
You: TIME PARADOX MY ASS, COLONEL CAMPBELL
Stranger: I'M NO COLONEL CAMPBELL
You: I KNOW, BECAUSE NEITHER I AM.
Stranger: THAT IS GOOD
You: YES.
You: I'VE NEVER BEEN ON IRAQ.
Stranger: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WAS THERE THOUGH
You: WHO?
Stranger: HE MADE GOOD RPG MAKER GAMES
Stranger: I THINK
You: RPG MAKER, NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I HAVEN'T HEARD IN A WHILE.
You: HEY LOOK YOUR BLEEDING STOPED.
Stranger: OH, MUST HAVE BEEN THE TALKING
You: TALK THROUGHT THE PAIN.
You: ARE YOU DEADPOOL?
Stranger: NO, I'M CANDLEJA
You: LOL WUT
Stranger: SORRY, I MEANT CANDL
You: CANDL?
Stranger: CANDLEJAC
Stranger: K
You: CANDLEJACK
You: HEY LOOK, I'M NOT YOU.
You: I'M ALEX, NICE TO MEET YOU.
Stranger: HI ALEX
You: And why the hell are we screaming anyway?
Stranger: because we are so far from each other and wouldn't hear eachother if we wouldn't.
You: that's true.
You: So, should I call you jack?
Stranger: you could indeed
You: Nice.
You: So jack, what brings you here to Subways?
Stranger: I'd like to buy a burger
You: Wht about the free Tofu?
Stranger: yeah, that too
Stranger: is the tofu liquid or gas-y?
You: I dunno, ask the guy from PETA.
Stranger: Peter?
You: Who's peter?
Stranger: I dunno, you mentioned him first
You: I said PETA.
You: Not PETAR
Stranger: Oh, sorry, my hearing got worse since I nearly died.
You: well, that explains a lot.
You: So Jack, anyway, tell me something about you. What are your hobbies.
You: ?
Stranger: I like to watch cats
Stranger: at night, when they sleep
You: Cats?
Stranger: indeed
You: Well, cats are fine.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: now, I have to die
Stranger: food poisoning, see
You: Shit
You: Again?
You: All you do is dying. You're, like, the Jean Grey of Omegle.
Stranger: I'm rather like dumbledore in harry potter 6.
You: Harry Potter sucks, man.
Stranger: yeah
You: He's just a crappy rip-off of Tim Hunter.
Stranger: who's just a crappy rip-off of Lady Gaga.
You: What?
Stranger: I said nothing
You: What you said you like lady gaga?
Stranger: who the fuck is lady gaga?
You: what fuck lady gaga?
Stranger: point proven!
You: What?
You: Oh man, I'm lost.
Stranger: are you lost the game?
You: I lost.
You: Dammit.

Kett Shee

The mat is on drugs, fire his ass(long chat, but it's good IMO): ShowHide

[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
soo
what can I do>
?
for the almighty
*cough* faggot*
Cameron says:
*Punches you out*
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
*goes out - Oooh Shiny!
Cameron says:
Well, how about a first floor room, like a reception area?
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Oooh sugoi
:I
is a lift possible?
all those bacon eaters cant possibly walk so many stairs
Iterusha
Cameron says:
Indeed, we need an elevator....but it only gives access to certain floors, to give more difficulty.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
so u can codez dat
Cameron says:
Easy with eventing. A simple list of choices in a message, and each selction tranports you to the right map.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
:I
Hokay
ill makezor that for youzor kayzor?
Cameron says:
Thankzor.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
youruwelcomezor
have u seen the new naruto?
Cameron says:
I stopped watching after the Chunin exams.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
seriously?
Cameron says:
Not because I wanted to, but I kept missing episode after episode until it was pointless for me to try to catch up.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
start at shippuuden
the rest of it isnt important
110 of the 220 episodes are fillers
Cameron says:
I don't have DisneyXD....... -.-
And yes, Naruto Shippuuden airs on Disney in America.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
....
the interwebs
we dont even have it here
Cameron says:
You are lucky.
Disney is like walking into the very pits of Hell and fail.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
O.o
Cameron says:
Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, High School Musical..... *shivers*
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
0.0
Cameron says:
At least Cartoon Network has Adventure Time and Adult Swim.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
ADULT SWIM HAS BLEA- ooh shiny :3
Cameron says:
[Adult Swim]
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
I know ;3
pokecenter in the lobby?
Cameron says:
Hmm...yesh I shink sho....
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
ill send u a screen of what ive got
Cameron says:
ok
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
where do you get to choose starter pokemon?
Cameron says:
Pre demo introduction.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Awke
meh
notice the lift and the reception
Cameron says:
Actually, no I don't
.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
0.0
Cameron says:
It's too small. >.<
The screenie, I mean.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
save file

You stopped sharing photos

Cameron says:
I forgot about that button...
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
I believe a fail is in order
Cameron says:
>.>
Yes, it needs more near the bottom, and a mat just outside of the map to indicate the exit, as is traditional in pokemon games.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Ye
I added a store in left bottom and a healing center right top
Cameron says:
Bueno.

You stopped sharing photos

[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
mat ok thar?

You stopped sharing photos

Cameron says:
Ish good.
But....
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
but...
Cameron says:
...the mat is usually actually outside of the map, with more of the outside of the map showing. In pokemon games, the indoor maps never end at the corner of the screen, you can always see the black area all around when at the edge.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
i know
i just noticed that >.<
kk
Cameron says:

[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
ill move everything
FOR THE MAT
Cameron says:
Yes, because the mat will not work in those conditions.
It's in his contract.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Damn that mat
hes just buying drugs of his paycheck anyway
Cameron says:
What?!  Why was I not notified of that?!
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Everyone knows!
Cameron says:
If I would've known that his ass would be fired long ago.
.....For not sharing them with me.

[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
the other mat wil work like this reaaig
t
ITS IRREGAL
Cameron says:
I know. *Points to sarcasm smiley* Get me his file....his ass is outta here. Tell that other mat in accounting he's got the job.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Thar
On it
Jacob is very happy he got the job
Matty threw a 22lbs of coke at me
Wtf?!
I found more in his desk
Cameron says:
Give it to me.....I'll report it to the police.....yes.....the police....
>_>
<_<
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
*sniff* Sorry miscalculation it was 21 lbs
Cameron says:


You stopped sharing photos

[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Permission to check his locker?
Cameron says:
Zat map iz good.
Yes, do indeed.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
*checks locker*
Holy shitballs Mary mother of Jezus!
*gasp*
His whole locker is full of this shit
Cameron says:
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT!!!
I WANT OMEONE'S HEAD ON A PLATTER, AND THEIR ASS ON THE FIRST BUS TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE!!!
*SOMEONE'S
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Matty that is
Hes already there
Let's weigh this *weighs*
HOLY SHITBALLS MOTHER OF FUCK
800lbs
Cameron says:
O.O
Holy shit.
GET OUT OF THERE.
IT'S A TRAP.
THE MATS, UNIMPLOYMENT, THE COKE. IT'S ALL OBVIOUSLY PLANNED BY.....
.....TONY MONTANA.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
GET OUWT!!!
ITS GONNA BLOW!!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
Cameron says:
OH SHIT HES BEHIND YOU!!!!
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!!!
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
No hes not
Cameron says:
OH WAIT....THAT'S JUST ELVIS COSTELLO.
MY BAD.
[c=7]Ekutah[/c=1] -[c=1] Extended Edition![/c=7] says:
Jeez
You always get those two mixed up
want that map?
Cameron says:
yesh, pweese. :3
Now, shall we continue the lesson about the language of Flerbò?


Ah yes, the language of Flerbò. But that's another story.
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

Spaceman McConaughey

Quote from: Me 'n Blizz on MSNBlizzard says:
YO DAWG
WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAMES
WE PUT A GAME IN YOUR GAME SO YOU CAN PLAY WHILE YOU PLAY
that should totally be the definition of minigame in the dictionary
Billy Mays says:
<3
But really
This works better
YO DAWG
WE HEARD YOU LIKE PORN
WE PUT PORN IN YOUR PORN SO YOU CAN FAP WHILE YOU FAP
I love it. <3
Becuz
I remember this hentai video
These two peoples were getting it on
And the TV was on
And it was a DBZ sex show
Blizzard says:
#_#
Billy Mays says:
...do not ask why i saw this.
Aren't you going to ask?
:V
Blizzard says:
it's too much information as it is already
lol
Billy Mays says:
<3
Blizzard says:
but ok
why did you watch that?
Billy Mays says:
Okay
You see
I was young
About...
12?
And I wanted to see cartoon characters naked(Don't we all then?), and I looked up cartoon porn, and then saw hentai pics on google, and was like "Videos would be cooler" and like looked up hentai videos(now that I knew the name) and I saw it.
And was in awe.
The birds were chirping
Blizzard says:
#_#
Billy Mays says:
The neighbors were in a symphony of harp and violin
And then I came for the first time
Blizzard says:
you are a very sick boy
Billy Mays says:
Why thanks. :3
So, yeah
That's how it all began.
That's where the sickness started
<3
Blizzard says:
lol
Billy Mays says:
Oh oh
And then a year later
My best friend who lives next door
We went into her garage to play a game
Blizzard says:
phew
Billy Mays says:
Then for some odd reason it got to us wanting to see eachother naked
Blizzard says:
I already thought it was a guy
Billy Mays says:
And so we did
Blizzard says:
and got worried about you
Billy Mays says:
But I never took off my underwear(Ugh, I hate tighty-whities. I wear boxer briefs now; they are much more comfortable), so I feel, too this day, I need to repay her
:3
Yeah
Maybe I will repay her when she's high(if I ever catch her like that)
Of course
Blizzard says:
same over here
Billy Mays says:
She'll say yes
Because she's high
Blizzard says:
I think I was 13 or 14 when I changed to boxers
Billy Mays says:
And don't know wtf is happening'
Blizzard says:
lol
Billy Mays says:
And oh
I was 16 when I changed
Blizzard says:
AND SO WE GOT NAKED AND DID A DANCE
Billy Mays says:
HAHAHAHA
Well
I will dance my balls upon her chestx
Blizzard says:
WE DIDN'T REALLY CALL IT A ROMANCE
BECAUSE  I GOT HIGH
Billy Mays says:
chest*
Blizzard says:
BECAUSE  I GOT HIGH
BECAUSE  I GOT HI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IH
Billy Mays says:
And oh
Blizzard says:
HI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-GH*
Billy Mays says:
Do you like hermaphrodites?
I find them to be kind of interesting
Blizzard says:
no
Billy Mays says:
Female ones, of course
Blizzard says:
LOL
I don't mind anybody being anything
but I'm not into them
Billy Mays says:
And then, there was this video I saw two nights ago
These to hermies were going off on eachother
Blizzard says:
except nazis and racists
Billy Mays says:
It was like "Stick it in her! Stick it in her!"
Blizzard says:
I don't want anything to do with those type of people
Billy Mays says:
And so, I got to into it
Blizzard says:
oh god
please stop
Billy Mays says:
And naturally
Oh, lol
Sorry. xD
Question:
Blizzard says:
I don't want to know about gay hermaphrodites >.<
wait
is that even possible?
a gay hermaphrodite?
O_o
Billy Mays says:
If I put this in chat quotes, would you remove it? :3
Blizzard says:
nope
Billy Mays says:
Oh
And gay hermaphrodites
Blizzard says:
I acted properly after all
xD
Billy Mays says:
I would like to meet one
Blizzard says:
LMAO
Billy Mays says:
Oh, and here's how you know
If the hermie has balls above the vagina
It just might be a man
MIGHT
Hmmmm
Damn, I'll tell you.
I said too much

Kett Shee

Quotealloy: hey dude
Cameron: Hello.
alloy: how r ya
Cameron: Good. I'm dancing to the Gorillaz.
alloy: cool cool
Cameron: So I think that means I'm happy. And a total nerd.
alloy: lol hey dude i was playing on my ipod all day today its so funnn
Cameron: Nice.
alloy: yup and u know wat sucks
Cameron: What?
alloy: i got summer school tomorrow i heard that it isnt so bad but i dont believe them
Cameron: Prepare to walk into the very pits of hell.
alloy: i am
Cameron: Your flesh torn limb from limb, as Satan's dirty creatures feast upon your soul.
Then, Satan himself, will shove a pinnapple up your ass.
alloy: wtf
Cameron: *pineapple :V

You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

Subsonic_Noise

Just wanted to start a regular conversation in the CP MSN group, and then this happened.

William sagt:
*and whichever you invited me or someshit
*you're a dirty nigger

Tino sagt:
*oh wow.

William sagt:
*I have a feeling it was the symbol dickface.
*>_>

Tino sagt:
*I really hope you just pretend to be this retarded.
*Otherwise... your poor parents.

William sagt:
*Mebe, but one of you fuckers caused me to lose in SC2 ):

Tinosagt:
*games are so important.

William sagt:
*You are.

Tino sagt:
*I once murdered my best friend because he beat my in street fighter.

William sagt:
*Street Fighter sucks nuts.

Tino sagt:
*Exactly.