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Started by Blizzard, January 08, 2008, 08:09:47 am

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Kett Shee

A friend was bored and asked me to entertain him so...

QuoteTorment says: entertain me
Cameron says: sex
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: moarsex
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: evenmoarsex
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: stillmoarsex
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: ohlookmoarsex
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: ohmaigodtheresmoarsexoverther *there
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: jesusfuckingchristicantbelieveitsmoarsex
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: allthissexismakingmewantmoarsex
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
Torment says: nope
Cameron says: And that's the story of how I killed five minutes.
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

Blizzard

July 28, 2010, 04:29:24 pm #681 Last Edit: July 31, 2010, 09:02:43 pm by Blizzard
QuoteBlizzard: as I said, IDK
Blizzard: I had no problems with CP on 7
Boe: Thank you.
Boe: That made my day.
Blizzard: #_#
Boe: With 7 you never lose track of your CP.
Boe: So you have it at hand to fap.


EDIT:

Quote[01:43] game_guy: our shit forums xD
[01:43] game_guy: http://decisive-games.com/ggp/Endzeit/forum/index.php
[01:43] Blizzard: *takes a crap*
[01:43] Blizzard: yay, now your forum got bigger
[01:43] game_guy: xD


EDIT:

Quote[03:00] Blizzard: Mimi
[03:00] Blizzard: are you still there?
[03:00] Mimi: Err yeah?
[03:00] Mimi: Was alt tabbing some stuffs.
[03:00] Blizzard: do you like Branden?
[03:01] Mimi: No.
[03:01] Mimi: I think he is scary.
[03:01] Cameron: REJECTED
[03:01] Blizzard: DENIED
[03:01] Branden: ....
[03:01] Cameron: LOLOLOLOL


Best thing is that we said REJECTED and DENIED almost at the same time.
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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Shalaren

thats in facebook. me and my friends like to spam other people's statuses with some rendom stuff
so my friend caleb, who in facebook calls him self "Wolfy Fifth" who havnt talked to my friend Sasha in a long time
decided to say hi..

QuoteWolfy Fifth: hey sasha its been a while, how have you been?
Sasha Rak: i am doing good how are u ???
Wolfy Fifth: good i guess, moving and what not. did you past your classes?
Sasha Rak: yee i did but i had to take summer school for English long story schools fault and where are u moving too ?
Wolfy Fifth: well thats good :3 im moving to brandon.
Sasha Rak: im moving to transcona i think thats how u spell it
Wolfy Fifth: where exactly is that?
Sasha Rak: i have no idea i live in canada only a year omg i live in canada a year ALREADY that was fast
Wolfy Fifth: trippy.
--and then they stopped commenting for half an hour, until i commented--
Kyle Kushmar: moo
Wolfy Fifth: kakalakamakahaka!?!?!?!?!?
Kyle Kushmar: xD!!! and here begins the spam!!!!!
Wolfy Fifth: muahahahahaha!
Kyle Kushmar: arghh Caleb! D: look behind you1!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone!!!!
Wolfy Fifth: augh! its a cat!!!!!!!11
Sasha Rak: fuck u 2
Kyle Kushmar: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wolfy Fifth: I'd rather not xD
Kyle Kushmar: huh? wait... o-o
Wolfy Fifth: o-o
Kyle Kushmar: o3o
Sasha Rak: fuck you two, go to hell
Kyle Kushmar: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wolfy Fifth: but but but....i did. its was pretty hawt....didnt like it.
Kyle Kushmar: holy shit man D: is there anything you feel like telling me?
Wolfy Fifth: whats wrong exactly? D:
Kyle Kushmar: ‎" its was pretty hawt"
Wolfy Fifth: hell...was hawt in hell. o-e
didnt get it. ._.
Kyle Kushmar: ohhhh... i thought the "fuck you" part was hawt o-o
Sasha Rak: okay please i am baging u open a window at ur pages please
Wolfy Fifth: what?
Kyle Kushmar: fine.. caleb lets go bug my grandma

G_G

Me and Sub talking. This came up
QuoteṮ̸̛̗̻̝̩̫͇̮͙̣̈̂ͯ̑̿ͤ̎̔͝i͍͉͈̤̻̖̯̤̖̼̰̾̈͛ͮ̽̎̾ͭ͗̍̃̎̈ͤ̈́̑͘͢͜ͅnͤ̈́̐ͪ̿̀͏̨̺̯̮̝͎̟͟o̸̷̻̰̦̮̾͌ͨ̊͗̊ͬ̽̽́ͣ̔ͩ͛͜͡ says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg best and also weirdest hiphop music video parody ever.
that dance xDD
lol, did it scare you?
Ronnie says:
no
reminded me much of micheal jackson
then I got scared




Ṯ̸̛̗̻̝̩̫͇̮͙̣̈̂ͯ̑̿ͤ̎̔͝i͍͉͈̤̻̖̯̤̖̼̰̾̈͛ͮ̽̎̾ͭ͗̍̃̎̈ͤ̈́̑͘͢͜ͅnͤ̈́̐ͪ̿̀͏̨̺̯̮̝͎̟͟o̸̷̻̰̦̮̾͌ͨ̊͗̊ͬ̽̽́ͣ̔ͩ͛͜͡ says:
LOL


Subsonic_Noise

QuoteTino sagt:
*WHEN I GET FOUR CHILDREN, I WILL NAME THEM BACON, GAYLORD, LOUIS THE THIRTEENTH AND HITLER GHANDI.
*SO THAT THEIR LIVES WILL SUCK EVEN MORE THAN MINE
Brian sagt:
*LOLWTF
Tino sagt:
*EXACTLY

G_G

Probably one of the more funnier quotes I've posted.
Quote[16:06:44] Ronnie says:
dude check out my level xD 203 catching up to blizz
[16:07:41] Cameron says:
Make that 204.
[16:07:50] Cameron says:
Lvl up for your avvie
[16:07:51] Cameron says:
:3
[16:08:11] Ronnie says:
xD thanks
[16:08:17] Ronnie says:
thats avril lavigne btw
[16:08:18] Ronnie says:
:P
[16:08:36] Cameron says:
Why am I not surprised there.... o.o
[16:09:03] Ronnie says:
Because I'm a pervert and if i met avril in real life
[16:09:06] Ronnie says:
I would grope her boobs
[16:09:17] Ronnie says:
actually I'd grab her hands and make her grope her own boobs
[16:09:25] Cameron says:
...
[16:09:28] Cameron says:
That's hot.
[16:09:30] Cameron says:
.__.
[16:09:35] Cameron says:
DON'T JUDGE ME.
[16:09:52] Ronnie says:
xD I know right

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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Kett Shee

I'm waiting to watch a film called Donnie Darko(I've been told it's really good) And this is what I told my friend:

QuoteCameron says:
4 hours left...
Damnit I wanna watch that movie
Ciarán says:
XD
Cameron says:
And it better be good.....
...or I'll rip you're nuts off. >,>
*your
Ciarán says:
Oh it is.
Cameron says:
Oh I hope so, for your sake. *Puts on nut ripping gloves* :V
Ciarán says:
XD
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

Kett Shee

*Legal Double Post*

Quote
Cameron: Would you like to see mah Pokemon Fj Sprite? 
Ronnie: sure
we should do pokemon final fantasy style
Ronnie: cait, cloud, and red xiii as starters
cloud evolves into tifa, tifa into jenova
Ronnie: cait into sephiroth, sephiroth into cloud
Ronnie: red into barret barret into red and this one would have an infinite evolution chain 
Cameron: *Mind blown*
Ronnie: that'd be pretty funny in my opinio
opinion
just an infinite evolution chain
Cameron: Bah, curse msn's photo sharing.
And it's quality rape. >8|
Ronnie: I know
msn blows blizz's snow balls
Cameron: L
O
L
XD
Ronnie: make me one
Pussy Boy game_guy
Cameron: ._.
Ronnie: no
Tranny G_G
Cameron: .____.
Ronnie: give me a buldge and boobs
Cameron: I'm not the spriter.
Ronnie: I wanna copy lady gaga leave me alone  D:
Cameron: .________.
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

winkio

Quote from: Subsonic_NoiseTriangles > Getting Laid

Diokatsu

Quote from: winkio on August 31, 2010, 03:57:51 pm
Quote from: Subsonic_NoiseTriangles > Getting Laid



Yes

Subsonic_Noise

Oh god this is so much fun.
Spoiler: ShowHide

Diokatsu

Alexisonfire is great.

Subsonic_Noise

Quote from: Diokatsu on September 17, 2010, 06:34:12 pm
Alexisonfire is great.

I have no clue who they are, but I love messing with people like this.

Kett Shee

Quote
Square says: yozers

Cameron says: *Screams then lops Square's head off with a greatsword.* Oh sorry. I thought you were Santa Claus.

Square says: xD im the 'LIVING DEAD'! ITS YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE! HA HA HA HA

Cameron says: Sweet.

Square says: those lasts two lines are in Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold

Cameron says: Cool
I just had brinner.

Square says: dinner*

Cameron says: Nope.
Brinner.

Square says: DINNER*

Cameron says: BRINNER

Square says: DINNER!

Cameron says: Brinner/Breakfast = dinner Or Breakfast(dinner) = brinner
It's simple math.

Square says: DINNER  ITS SIMPLE MATH!

Cameron says: NUUU
BRINNER
MEANS
BREAKFAST FOR DINNER
SUCKA

Square says: DINER FOR DINNER SUCKA

Cameron says: Eggs(with ketchup) + biscuits + bacon = Brinner
Do I win?
I think so.

Square says: that = breakfast
NIGHTMAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cameron says: But I had it for dinner.
BRINNNNNNER

Square says: then its DINNER simple math

Cameron says: NUU
> slaps Square with a large smelly tuna fish
I watch Scrubs. And according to Scrubs it is Brinner.
> slaps Square with a large smelly tuna fish

Square slaps Cameron with a large smelly ball sack

Cameron says:
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITIES
MY ONE WEAKNESS
I'M MELTING
WHAT A INTERWEBZ
WHAT A INTERWEBZZZZZZ.......


I need to stop saying stupid things.
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

SquareMan

now i wonder who Cait was talking to :???:
QuoteThey've got helmets on they're heads. But I gotta watermeloan instead!

Kett Shee

I was talking to Brian Posehn, obviously.
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

SquareMan

ok so me and Cait sith were chatting in MSN and i disconnected
when i reconnected the following covo took place
Quote
Square says:
stupid internet

Cameron says:
:V
Quite
So first.
I'm going to install that blue theme.
To see how it looks.
Then if it fits

Square says:
yaya!

Cameron says:
A minor recoloring of the logo and presto!
New theme color.

Square says:
are you sure you can handle a minor recoloring!?
:V

Cameron says:
NUU
I WILL SURELY DIE!
:V

Square says:
xD
IF YOU DIE CAN I HAVE CSD!
:V
and rename it Square Man's Domain
xD

Cameron says:
No
It will serve as my testament to the world.
:V

Square Says:
I WILL SURELLY HACK IT!
:V:

and thats what happened.
QuoteThey've got helmets on they're heads. But I gotta watermeloan instead!

Spaceman McConaughey

Quote from: Me and Mimi... talked.decisivegamer: hi
Mimi: ?
decisivegamer: just saying hi
Mimi: Okie *.*
decisivegamer: I know, I scare you ;-;
Mimi: o.oa
decisivegamer: I am Branden
decisivegamer: The one who.. scared you xD


I never did get a response. ._.

Blizzard

LMAO!

QuoteGAX72: wow, I can't believe I described CP like this to a friend who I'm working on CF with
GAX72: "CP could be considered CF's older, bigger sister who's out on the town and ready to fuck your brains out with pure awesomeness while CF sits at home fingering herself thinking about it."
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Drinking Game for Android      Never have I ever for Android
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.