Started by Blizzard, January 08, 2008, 08:09:47 am
QuoteZeonic Glory saysYou're such a school uniform pervert
QuoteNaoise saysFunnily enough, there's a one hundred percent chance that you will die if a swarm of cats turns you to pieces and then shares you out equally, then eats you for dinner.Lieutenant Ekutah saysokNaoise saysThis means you should avoid all contact with cats, since there is a one in a million chance that they will summon a massive swarm of other cats and a further one in a million chance that that swarm will eat you.Cameron saysOne of my cats is really shy, it runs away when you try to pet her.>implying I have moar catsLieutenant Ekutah saysokCameron saysShe is basically a skinny version of the fat one.Naoise saysYou have cats coming out your ass.Cameron Richardson says>______>Naoise saysHence how she fits up your ass.Cameron Richardson says>________________>
QuoteLieutenant Ekutah saysTWO PLACESIM SIGNED IN TO TWO PLACESgodconspiracy!get out!nevger!BAROGGHADGADGSDGSI CASTTEH MAGIX SPELLSORbarlghghaghagi have been defeated
Quote[20:45] <+Ryex> Za?[20:54] <~Blizzard> lolwut[20:54] <+Ryex> Za?[20:54] <~Blizzard> Xb?[20:55] <+Ryex> Z?[20:55] <~Blizzard> ~.?[20:55] <+Ryex> ZA!?[20:55] <~Blizzard> !![20:55] <+Ryex> Dude![20:55] <~Blizzard> YES![20:55] <~Blizzard> I am a dude.[20:55] <~Blizzard> now that you have regained your sanity[20:56] <~Blizzard> make me a sandwich
Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.
Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
Quote from: FacebookPHM: One is using big words to describe one's situation.Niche: Iz dis bedaPHM: Mucha beta tnx manNiche: I see. In your current state, you appear to have settled on a step of the evolutionary ladder which is devoid of the capability for understanding sarcasm.PHM: ...Niche: I'm much to advanced at this practice.PHM: *tooNiche: Excellent point.PHM: Also I was imitating your sarcastic remark. Now get the fuck back up to the top of the human evolutionary human ladderNiche: I appear to have settled there already.PHM: You took a momentary trip down below ByeNiche: Yes, I do make the odd excursion. Farewell.
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pmAh, excellent. You liked my amusing sideshow, yes? I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.
Quote[15:03] <~Blizzard> example, somebody cancels on me per text[15:03] <~Blizzard> so I reply back[15:03] <@NAMKCOR> Blizz, did you know that when a woman is held by a man for 20+ seconds it releases endorphins?[15:04] <Apidcloud> wtf....[15:04] <Apidcloud> namkcor[15:04] <Apidcloud> how do u know all that stuff?[15:04] <Apidcloud> <.<[15:04] <~Blizzard> You've got to be kidding me... That is awesome! :D I totally forgot that I had a date with you and I already have another appointment with somebody else. I'm glad you canceled on me, I would have had a bad conscience if I had to cancel on you.[15:04] <@NAMKCOR> Apidcloud: I read[15:04] <@NAMKCOR> lol[15:04] <Apidcloud> lol[15:04] <Apidcloud> how do u send private like that?[15:04] <Apidcloud> xd[15:04] <@NAMKCOR> GUILT TRIP[15:04] <@NAMKCOR> CRITICAL HIT[15:04] <~Blizzard> @NAMK: as a matter of fact I didn't know that :D[15:04] <@NAMKCOR> IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> EX-GIRLFRIEND HAS FAINTED[15:05] <~Blizzard> LMAO[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> BLIZZARD EARNS 500XP[15:05] <Apidcloud> lol[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> BLIZZARD HAS LEVELED UP[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> BLIZZARD WANTS TO LEARN HARD GAY[15:05] <Apidcloud> LOOL[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> BUT BLIZZARD ALREADY KNOWS 4 MOVES[15:05] <Apidcloud> '-'[15:05] <Apidcloud> 4?[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> DELETE ONE TO MAKE ROOM FOR HARD GAY[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> ?[15:05] <Apidcloud> rofl..[15:05] <~Blizzard> which are my moves? :D[15:05] <Apidcloud> namkcor[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> Apidcloud[15:05] <Apidcloud> how do u know blizz moves?[15:05] <Apidcloud> >.<[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> I don't[15:05] <@NAMKCOR> it was a pokemon reference[15:06] <Apidcloud> LOL[15:06] <~Blizzard> aw, I thought you'd come up with 4 moves for me <3[15:06] <@NAMKCOR> but obviously Guilt Trip is one of the techniques[15:06] <Apidcloud> i thought namkcor[15:06] <@NAMKCOR> maybe Pelvic Thrust[15:06] <Apidcloud> already experienced them[15:06] <Apidcloud> <.<[15:06] <@NAMKCOR> Double Slap[15:06] <@NAMKCOR> and then just in case: Fire Punch[15:07] <~Blizzard> close enough, it's Falcon Punch
QuoteCiarán saysO:DO TELLCameron saysHE FUCKING DIPSCiarán saysI SHALL GUT THE SCALLYWAG.Dips?o.OCameron says(That means chews tobacco)Ciarán saysOh god...Cameron saysI WILL RAM HIS TOBACCO UP HIS ASSCiarán saysXDCameron saysAND THEN SHOW HIM A DIAGRAM OF SOMEONE WHO HAS CANCER IN THEIR MOUTH FROM CHEWING TOBACCO
QuoteTHEN SHOVE THE DIAGRAM UP HIS ASS TOO
Quote from: Cait Sith on February 16, 2011, 11:53:34 pm(Talking about someone whom I despise)QuoteCiarán saysO:DO TELLCameron saysHE FUCKING DIPSCiarán saysI SHALL GUT THE SCALLYWAG.Dips?o.OCameron says(That means chews tobacco)Ciarán saysOh god...Cameron saysI WILL RAM HIS TOBACCO UP HIS ASSCiarán saysXDCameron saysAND THEN SHOW HIM A DIAGRAM OF SOMEONE WHO HAS CANCER IN THEIR MOUTH FROM CHEWING TOBACCO*Pause for effect*QuoteTHEN SHOVE THE DIAGRAM UP HIS ASS TOOI really don't get along well with rednecks.
QuoteBlizzard: there can be no utopia like they imagineValath: xdValath: that was the word I was looking for ;DValath: saw the 3rd one and that's what they're trying to makeValath: but i see it very hard to pullBlizzard: I see it impossibleBlizzard: because there will always be people who are too weakwilledBlizzard: and will give in to their emotionsBlizzard: and let their emotions control their livesValath: and there will be evil wizards to ensalve them mindsValath: but you are my brother, no matter what people say, you are my brother and will continue to be even after my body has drawn it's last breath and my heart ceases to poundBlizzard: you remind me of a Malkavian
QuoteBoris says lolRonnie M says Blizz-ABS and RMX-OS hate me bothBoris says me, too
QuoteBoris says me, too I mean they hate me, not me hating you, lol xD
QuoteBlizzard: (°д°)Mimi: o.OBlizzard: lolBlizzard: ($)\(°д°)/($)Blizzard: OMGBlizzard: WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THE MONEYBlizzard: lolMimi: Give to me o.oaBlizzard: mg(°д°)Mimi: ／人◕‿‿◕人\ Do you want to make a contract with me?Blizzard: OH MY GOD
QuoteAliveDrive - saysisnt there a thing for "invitations" on the bottom of the list?im thinking it would be much simpler to event a platform system than to event it.Ronnie M saysyea because eventing is way easier than eventing
QuoteRonnie M saysDudeI've always wanted to create a plugin for msnwhere it displayed your current browsers pageShotacat lol saysLOLPedos bewareRonnie M saysI would see constant porn from youShotacat lol saysLOLOLOLRonnie M saysI would see child porn from BlizzShotacat lol saysROFLand 4chan trolling from SubRonnie M saysChat quote worthy?Shotacat lol saysmyes
Quote from: SBR~I wanna be - the very best. Nuber one and no reest... To catch them - is my big test. To traaiin them is my caauussee... *ba-dum bum bum*~
QuoteSubsonic_Noise: Obviously RoseSkye and me should be mods. Yes, that'd be a reasonable decision.RoseSkye: Obviously.winkio: Oh really? Let me just add you to the mod group then.Subsonic_Noise: Did I say mods? I of course meant admins!RoseSkye: Yeah, admins get all the pussy.winkio: Ha! I tricked you! I am so tricky! Hahaha!
QuoteMy godmother: So, Alastair, have you got a younger brother?Alastair: Yes.My godmother: What's his name?Alastair: Satan.My godmother: <Laughs>Alastair: He goes by the name of Elliot though.
QuoteAliveDrive: i love the smell of Chaos in the morning.
Quote from: Blizzard on March 26, 2011, 08:27:17 amQuoteAliveDrive: i love the smell of Chaos in the morning.
Quote from: Blizzard on September 09, 2011, 02:26:33 amThe permanent solution for your problem would be to stop hanging out with stupid people.
QuoteKett sagt (18:41)IRISH IS THE LAND OF THE SEX!Tino . sagt (18:41)FUCK HOW DID YOU FIND OUTKett sagt (18:42)MY MOM IS 1/4 IRSH