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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2008, 06:45:54 AM »
Oh the fun we have on MSN... XD

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #61 on: May 26, 2008, 09:50:36 AM »
1. I don't mind the picture of me. :P In fact that you are drawing me shows something, doesn't it. xD

2. Aqua's a girl?! *smacks forehead* I'm an idiot.

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #62 on: May 26, 2008, 01:07:41 PM »
lol:

blizzardscripter (3:56:34 AM): I have the urge to update the Blizz-ABS Config up in such a way that it can be updated via internet connection and that the newest Blizz-ABS package can be downloaded using the app
blizzardscripter (3:56:36 AM): #_#
blizzardscripter (3:56:45 AM): and O M G
blizzardscripter (3:56:48 AM): are you serious?!
blizzardscripter (3:56:48 AM): xD
shdwlink1993 (3:56:49 AM): You have no idea how awesome that would be
blizzardscripter (3:56:58 AM): It's not much work
blizzardscripter (3:57:12 AM): The problem is just that I had to test it a few times
blizzardscripter (3:57:20 AM): it would take longer to test it properly than to make it
blizzardscripter (3:57:21 AM): xD
blizzardscripter (3:57:34 AM): but people would still need .NET 2.0 installed #_#
shdwlink1993 (3:57:34 AM): Yea, but that would be cool
shdwlink1993 (3:58:04 AM): Just hope that there aren't any corrupt downloads.
shdwlink1993 (3:58:23 AM): Or you'd get Blizz-Crap 3.0
shdwlink1993 (3:58:52 AM): All it would do is scan the computer and break it if it sees the string "SDK".
shdwlink1993 (3:59:11 AM): Only... that wouldn't be crap... That's Blizz-Divine Retribution!
shdwlink1993 (3:59:35 AM): Version Di-Vine!
shdwlink1993 (4:00:54 AM): Either that, or it would get viruses for updates from that point on...
blizzardscripter (4:01:24 AM): lol
blizzardscripter (4:01:30 AM): NONONO
blizzardscripter (4:01:33 AM): THIS IS BETTER!
shdwlink1993 (4:01:41 AM): What?
shdwlink1993 (4:01:47 AM): The anticipation is killing me!
blizzardscripter (4:02:41 AM): "Blizz-ABS Config has detected that you are using SDK 2.x Blizz-ABS cannot download an update because of this fact. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THE SDK IS SHIT SHIT SHIT?! DON'T USE IT, BLIZZ-ABS DOESN'T WORK WITH IT AND IS AWESOME WITHOUT IT!"
blizzardscripter (4:02:42 AM): lol
shdwlink1993 (4:02:51 AM): LOL
blizzardscripter (4:03:01 AM): OR EVEN BETTER:
shdwlink1993 (4:03:02 AM): I'm going to start laughing to death
blizzardscripter (4:03:13 AM): 1st time you try
blizzardscripter (4:03:14 AM): : "Blizz-ABS Config has detected that you are using SDK 2.x Blizz-ABS cannot download an update because of this fact."
blizzardscripter (4:03:18 AM): 2nd time you try
blizzardscripter (4:03:30 AM): : "Blizz-ABS Config has detected that you are using SDK 2.x Blizz-ABS cannot download an update because of this fact. Didn't you read the error message before?"
blizzardscripter (4:03:34 AM): 3rd time
blizzardscripter (4:03:46 AM): "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THE SDK IS SHIT SHIT SHIT?! DON'T USE IT, BLIZZ-ABS DOESN'T WORK WITH IT AND IS AWESOME WITHOUT IT!"
blizzardscripter (4:03:48 AM): xD
shdwlink1993 (4:03:53 AM): xD!
shdwlink1993 (4:04:06 AM): Perfect idea.
blizzardscripter (4:04:11 AM): yeah
shdwlink1993 (4:04:39 AM): And it skips to the third response if it detects you surfing .org with the username of SephirothSpawn.
shdwlink1993 (4:04:44 AM): Only it's more insulting.
shdwlink1993 (4:05:08 AM): Replace SDK in that error with YOU
blizzardscripter (4:05:26 AM): omg
blizzardscripter (4:05:26 AM): lol
blizzardscripter (4:05:36 AM): WAIT
shdwlink1993 (4:05:41 AM): "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE SHIT SHIT SHIT?! DIE, BLIZZ-ABS DOESN'T WORK WITH YOU AND IS AWESOME WITHOUT YOU!"
blizzardscripter (4:05:42 AM): if the person tries a 4th time
blizzardscripter (4:05:54 AM): "Gosh, Seph, give up already."
blizzardscripter (4:05:57 AM): xD xD xD
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #63 on: May 26, 2008, 06:12:36 PM »
True...


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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #64 on: May 27, 2008, 08:32:57 AM »
blizzardscripter (4:05:54 AM): "Gosh, Seph, give up already."

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #65 on: June 07, 2008, 12:39:46 PM »
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[12:28] shdwlink1993: What kind of addictive properties are in Potions, anyways?
[12:28] blizzardscripter: but yeah, it was a real challenge
[12:28] blizzardscripter: and then...
[12:28] blizzardscripter: comes a boss and kicks your butt
[12:28] blizzardscripter: #_#
[12:29] shdwlink1993: True.
[12:29] blizzardscripter: you need a tactic for EVERY boss xD
[12:29] shdwlink1993: But still, no RPG character seems able to lay off the ****ing potions. Drug addicts...
[12:29] blizzardscripter: Faberell erased my party in an instant in the first fight
[12:29] blizzardscripter: xD
[12:29] shdwlink1993: Ow.
[12:29] shdwlink1993: Even Pokemon has the hero using Potions on his Pokemon.
[12:29] blizzardscripter: potion = drug
[12:29] blizzardscripter: #_#
[12:29] blizzardscripter: LOL
[12:30] blizzardscripter: still better than those games where they use herbs
[12:30] shdwlink1993: The Pokemon Abuse Prevention Agency could get him in jail for a while from that
[12:30] blizzardscripter: that's like
[12:30] shdwlink1993: ...the PAPA?
[12:30] blizzardscripter: completely unfiltered and unprocessed drugs #_#
[12:30] blizzardscripter: as if you would snort the coca plant just like that
[12:31] shdwlink1993: ... CP has some herbs...
[12:31] blizzardscripter: it does? D:
[12:31] blizzardscripter: crap
[12:31] blizzardscripter: OMG
[12:31] blizzardscripter: IT HAS POTIONS, TOO
[12:31] blizzardscripter: AND ETHER!
[12:31] shdwlink1993: Echo Herb. And all those other bad drugs.
[12:31] blizzardscripter: Ether is very hazardous to the human body D:
[12:32] shdwlink1993: Motion Needles too. Care to explain how to administer them?
[12:32] blizzardscripter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ether
[12:32] blizzardscripter: D:
[12:32] shdwlink1993: Do you stab them in the eye?
[12:32] blizzardscripter: ok
[12:32] blizzardscripter: imagine you are asleep
[12:32] blizzardscripter: and I poke you with a needle
[12:32] blizzardscripter: ^_^
[12:32] shdwlink1993: zzz
[12:32] shdwlink1993: Yea, but if I'm paralyzed, you'd have to pratically try stabbing for it to work,.
[12:33] shdwlink1993: Also, wouldn't it lower your HP?
[12:33] blizzardscripter: no
[12:33] blizzardscripter: I'm just poking you
[12:33] blizzardscripter: not stabbing you
[12:33] blizzardscripter: and paralyzation is just in your head #_#
[12:33] shdwlink1993: And even worse: How do you administer the Phoenix items?
[12:34] blizzardscripter: they...
[12:34] blizzardscripter: erm...
[12:34] blizzardscripter: they have a weird smell... <_<;
[12:34] blizzardscripter: you know
[12:34] shdwlink1993: I'll just drop a feather on this dead guy's head and he'll be fine!
[12:34] blizzardscripter: when you feel exhausted and are practically defeated
[12:34] shdwlink1993: Much less a Phoenix Flame. xD
[12:34] blizzardscripter: they give you an adrenaline rush
[12:34] blizzardscripter: it's just a name
[12:34] shdwlink1993: I know. It's fun poking fun at names
[12:35] blizzardscripter: the "flame" is just another more prettier feather xD
[12:35] shdwlink1993: Followed by a Phoenix Soul... how do they extract that?
[12:35] blizzardscripter: just a name again
[12:35] blizzardscripter: it's a little bottle
[12:35] blizzardscripter: in a shape of a phoenix
[12:35] shdwlink1993: That's what they want you to think...
[12:36] blizzardscripter: with concentrated essence
[12:36] blizzardscripter: of those feathers
[12:36] shdwlink1993: Then they'll be distributing Blizzard Soul
[12:36] blizzardscripter: O:

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #66 on: June 07, 2008, 01:38:13 PM »
Strange chat. XD


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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #67 on: June 07, 2008, 01:48:46 PM »
It continues.

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[13:45] blizzardscripter: among Star Wars, Mana and Highlander, there are Dragonball Z, Zelda and many, many others #_#
[13:45] blizzardscripter: imagine a small bit of everyone
[13:45] blizzardscripter: that is TLoL
[13:46] blizzardscripter: The Legend of Lexima
[13:46] blizzardscripter: it's simply all of it, yet none of them xD
[13:46] shdwlink1993: "No, Vex. I am your brother"
[13:46] blizzardscripter: LOL!
[13:46] shdwlink1993: "I am Darth Blizzard!"
[13:46] blizzardscripter: OMG, LMAO!
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #68 on: June 14, 2008, 02:16:16 AM »
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<henke37> I have used xchat a long time
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #69 on: June 14, 2008, 01:32:05 PM »
Lol! I had a few times this as auto-response:

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #70 on: June 14, 2008, 09:07:09 PM »
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Gaarafan4910 says:
I'm gonna have some cream of ice :3
Gaarafan4910 says:
lol
Aqua says:
lol
Gaarafan4910( says:
or blizzard poop...
Aqua says:
O.o
Gaarafan4910 says:
with creeam
Gaarafan4910 says:
here, want some?
Gaarafan4910 says:
XD
Aqua says:
nah
Aqua says:
XD
Gaarafan4910 says:
WANT SOME!?
 >:(
Gaarafan4910 says:
Blizzard will be angry if you don't eat his poo

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #71 on: June 15, 2008, 01:37:37 PM »
Eat my poo! >8U

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #72 on: June 15, 2008, 09:33:10 PM »
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*Fastfinger got a boner*
<hisnameis?> Woah, fastfinger how'd u do that!!

i'd eat ur poo!!!XD

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2008, 03:42:21 PM »
I love this quote:
Quote from: Stanley H. Tweedle, captain of the Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes
Lexx, blow up that planet!
And this one's so hilarious:
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Lexx, I command you to eat Holland!
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The dead do not feel pain. However, that experience in the iron maiden was a very penatrating one.
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I have killed mothers and their babies. I have killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak and the beautiful.
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I have killed mothers and their babies. I have killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak and the beautiful. But it's been a while since I slaughtered a room full of petty bureaucrates!
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #74 on: June 27, 2008, 12:15:52 AM »
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(6:11 PM) Aqua    : what should I draw for my mom's b-day?
(6:11 PM) Aqua    : It's in a month -1 day 
(6:11 PM) No More Heroes: Dunno
(6:12 PM) No More Heroes: I dont know much about asian culture
(6:12 PM) No More Heroes: For me
(6:12 PM) Aqua    : Gaarafan4910 says:
a hawt picture of u
(6:12 PM) No More Heroes: We just get drunk and go to a highway and pass 100mph
(6:12 PM) No More Heroes: lol
(6:12 PM) No More Heroes: Yes a hawt picture..
(6:12 PM) No More Heroes: :V
(6:13 PM) Aqua    : you seem... a dangerous person
(6:13 PM) No More Heroes: I am =/
(6:15 PM) Aqua    : Aqua    *red+u yells at the top of her lungs, "STRANGER DANGER!!! STRANGER DANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!"




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Aqua    *red+u says:
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Aqua    *red+u says:
you seem... a dangerous person
         No More Heroes         says:
I am =/
Aqua    *red+u          yells at the top of her lungs, "STRANGER DANGER!!! STRANGER DANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!"
(li)Gaarafan4910(li) says:
oh gosh, that simpson reference
(li)Gaarafan4910(li) says:
XD
Aqua    *red+u says:
O.o
Aqua    *red+u says:
it's a reference?
Aqua    *red+u says:
I was just making fun of stranger danger
(li)Gaarafan4910(li) says:
lol
(li)Gaarafan4910(li) says:
Oh well XD
(li)Gaarafan4910(li) says:
lol
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #75 on: June 28, 2008, 04:34:41 AM »
O.o what?

YOU CANT UNULTA ME! *dislikes that Quote*

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #76 on: June 28, 2008, 12:43:13 PM »
UltraUlta :3

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[21:04] Blizzard: if you know
[21:04] Blizzard: what I mean
[21:04] Blizzard: :naughty:
[21:05] Starrodkirby86: I didn't know ur into catgirls! :-O
[21:05] Starrodkirby86: XD
[21:06] Blizzard: I'm into girls
[21:06] Blizzard: sometimes I call them
[21:06] Blizzard: kitties
[21:06] Blizzard: or bunnies
[21:06] Blizzard: or chicks
[21:06] Blizzard: LOL
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[21:06] Blizzard: LOL
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #77 on: June 28, 2008, 09:52:41 PM »
>.> Silence mortal.

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« Reply #78 on: June 28, 2008, 10:01:10 PM »
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[22:00] Blizzard: maybe utla IS a man in green tights with questions marks all over it
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #79 on: June 28, 2008, 10:32:34 PM »
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