Pickup Lines.

[Fallen Angel X]

*pulls up pants above waist high and inhales puffer* Hi ladies. *snort* I got a lab specimen that can use your expertise. *snort*

[Blizzard]

Hey, just a question. What do you think? Does my friend over there have style or not?

And BAM, she's in a conversation with me.

EDIT: So just you know, I made this one up just now.

[Subsonic_Noise]

Hey you're cool let's marry.

Yes, I actually do this.

[Blizzard]

Hey, just a question. Me and my friend have been discussing something for at least 20 minutes and we need a female opinion.

God, I sometimes forget how easy it is when you don't use generic "I AM AWESOME, YOU WANT SEX WITH ME" and "I WANT SEX WITH YOU" pickup lines.

[Chaze007]

OH LOOK A PENNY! *bends over* OHICWhatUDidTher.

[nathmatt]

what about the old pickup lines
did it hurt when you fell from heaven 

[Blizzard]

There are three types of pickup lines.

1. The ones that include sex. They make you look arrogant and almost never work.
2. The cute ones that are cheesy and that everybody knows. They make you look unoriginal and uncreative.
3. The ones that are none. They work almost always as they are neutral and non-threatening.

Generally, a pickup LINE is a bad idea. xD Like a magic sentence to get people to have sex with you. It's just idiotic that people actually believe that they work. >.<

[Fantasist]

Wait. People believe that they work!? O_o

[Subsonic_Noise]

"Hey go on a date with me or I'll stab you painfully with this rusty old knife!"

Just works everytime.

[Blizzard]

Yes, there are people who think that one-liners actually work. (-_-')

[G_G]

I dont believe they work, I like to see peoples reactions at times though xD

[Blizzard]

I didn't mean to imply that you believe. ^_^

[Subsonic_Noise]

Be careful, Blizzard wrote a diploma thesis on pickup lines.

[Blizzard]

PSSSSSSHHHHHT! That's supposed to be a secret! D:

[Fallen Angel X]

Since when was blizz an expert? I believe I wrote an entire manual about pickup lines... for ducks.

[Subsonic_Noise]

Blizz doesn't need pickup lines, girls want to pick him up as soon as he mentions that he can script in RGSS.
Because that's how it works.

[Fallen Angel X]

Who needs girls when you have a computer in the first place?

[Subsonic_Noise]

Who needs a real life when there is the internet?

[wolfspirit]

Who needs a real life when there is the internet?

That's spoken like a real astronaut!

[Fallen Angel X]

Why speak when you got a keyboard?