Pickup Lines.

[winkio]

The guy she's talking to is her boyfriend.  But since it's Blizz, she immediately breaks up with him, types in her number, and blows Blizz a kiss.  He's just that good.

[Blizzard]

Almost. xD

"You have a boyfriend? That's great! He can make us breakfast in the morning." xD

[AliveDrive]

Lolz, he won't mind if we borrow the Corvette right? xD

[Blizzard]

Situational:

Women opens a fridge to get milk/whatever in a grocery store. Air condensates on the glass door. I put on a tic-tac-toe grid and make the first move.

"Your turn."

[AliveDrive]

**BOOM HEADSHOT!**

[Vell]

to be successful, one must first make sure there is no booze within physical sight.

[Fallen Angel X]

Hey, I'm a tech guy. If you need repairs, call me up. Heck call me up whenever you want because you look like a smoking hot motherboard.

[Blazefire]

i bit my lip will you kiss it better
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
You make my software turn to hardware!


and so much more

[Spaceman McConaughey]

I'm going to plug my USB Drive into you and upload my data~!

[The Niche]

Me: Hi, who the hell are you and why are you staring at me? (After she's caught me staring at her)
Her: No, you were staring at me.
Me: I know. I was thinking about whether I should tell you you're drinking too much (or something)

Please put your tongue away. (When they give you a )

Jeez, keep your top on, I don't even know your name! (If she takes off her jacket or suchlike)

[Blizzard]

to be successful, one must first make sure there is no booze within physical sight.

Are you kidding me? Booze equals poison if you are trying to pick up women. Stay the heck away from it. xD

[The Niche]

Or just hold a half full glass and don't drink it. But that requires a mind constructed of pure awesome...

[wolfspirit]

I bet for one dollar my dick doesn't fit in your mouth!

[The Niche]

If it does, you owe her a dollar. Which is really not a position you want to be in.

[Blizzard]

This one is funny.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I bet you wanna fuck me.

Don't expect it to work, though. She DOES have a third option; to simply blow you off / turn away.

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[Blizzard]

I just came up with an interesting one.

Hello. When I saw you from over there I just had to come over and tell you that you look like my ex-girlfriend. Although, she had a cuter nose.

I think this could be dynamite if delivered right. You have so many things to continue the conversation on that it's ridiculious. xD
And don't say "my future ex" because it will just make you look stupid. I need to try this one out, lol!

EDIT: You can also try the variation "cuter ears". Just make sure you say it sincerly, as if you really mean it and as if you are not trying to make her feel like shit. Nobody wants to talk to a jackass that insults people.

[SBR*]

Blizz, you're truly the king of pickup lines. AND NO, THIS ISN'T A PICKUP LINE!

[Blizzard]

"Hey, I wanted to talk to you when I saw you because you looked cute from over there."

Lol, indirectly telling that she isn't cute. xD It can be a great conversation starter. xD Usually they are like "Does that mean I don't look cute now? D:" without actually saying it out loud.

[SBR*]

Blizz, you're truly the king of pickup lines. AND NO, THIS ISN'T A PICKUP LINE!

[The Niche]

Did you try out the ex-girlfriend one? It'd almost definitely work, haven't had a chance to test it.

Hi, what's your name? Actually, don't tell me, I don't think you're going to last that long.

Basis behind these kinda ones is that you're challenging her as opposed to the usual approach of showering her with compliments. Which just makes you come across as weak.