Pickup Lines.

[ShadowPierce]

->Sorry man, I watched that episode a long time ago. And I recently have some grammar problems due to "multitasking overload syndrome" (Something I made up )

And yeah, but I got used to the cross-thing... ^^


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[Blizzard]

Hi. I saw you from over there and decided I want to meet and get to know you. I'll call you tomorrow to tell you where we will meet and what we will do. Type in your phone. *hands phone* And you name is? *types in name, saves* I'm Boris. Till tomorrow.

[WhiteRose]

Hi. I saw you from over there and decided I want to meet and get to know you. I'll call you tomorrow to tell you where we will meet and what we will do. Type in your phone. *hands phone* And you name is? *types in name, saves* I'm Boris. Till tomorrow.

Smooth. Depending on the girl, though, they may not feel safe meeting some guy with whom they've only spoken three sentences. I suppose you could explain more over the call the next day, though.

[Blizzard]

I know what you mean. Though, I am being friendly and not coming over as a dick. So I am already different than the average guy who seems to be looking only for sex. This is quite intriguing, lol!
I usually pull this kind of thing only off when I notice a cute girl, but don't have time to talk to her at that very moment (e.g. I'm on my way to the office).

[The Niche]

That's a good tactic, actually. Just don't give her time to doubt that you're amazing.
The alternative to that theory is that you don't give yourself time to fuck up, but if you do it that way for that reason, you'll probably fuck up later on when you actually do have to talk.

[Blizzard]

Nah, this is just random. If I fuck up, it happens later and it's not often. I'm just human after all. Don't take life too seriously, you're not gonna make it out alive anyway. xD

[The Niche]

Don't take life too seriously, you're not gonna make it out alive. That's another line I have to use somewhere. DAmmit Blizz!!

Plagarism of a really shitty line:
Hey beautiful, where you been for the rest of my life?
James Adams, Brigands M.C.
As I said before, shitty. He woulda gotten rejected if the girl didn't have an even worse boyfriend who butted in right about then.

[Blizzard]

OMG, I just remembered. I saw a girl wear a black shirt with the word LIFE in silver glitters written all over it. I totally could have use that one. xD

[Fallen Angel X]

Pick-up or delivery?

[The Niche]

Knowing Blizz, both.

[Fallen Angel X]

Nah, this is just random. If I fuck up, it happens later and it's not often. I'm just human after all. Don't take life too seriously, you're not gonna make it out alive anyway. xD

I only got one life. I lost all my continues at the water temple =\

[Blizzard]

I have a few more extra lives like in video games. :V

[fugibo]

my friend has an empty packet of tea sweetener labeled "sweet thing" that he drops on the floor, picks up and says "excuse me, you dropped your name tag"

[Blizzard]

LOL!

[The Niche]

That's comedy right there.
This is one I thought up today while doing I can't remember what.

"Go tell god he's lost an angel. And she's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there," <Point in opposite direction>

[Subsonic_Noise]

Fugibos line is the best one yet. I could even imagine it to start a good conversation.
You all just lost to fugibo, sorry.

[Blizzard]

Lol, I first want to see a proof of concept. xD How high is the success rate on very beautiful women?

[Subsonic_Noise]

Lol, I first want to see a proof of concept. xD How high is the success rate on very beautiful women?

Well, it more depends on if she has a good sense of humour and how he actually says that, so I think how beautiful she is isn't directly related to the success rate xD

[Blizzard]

Oh, it is. "Cheesy" lines have a greater success rate with average women. Arrogant lines usually have no success at all, lol!

Neutral lines have the highest success rate, especially because if somebody acts like a bitch, you can pull them back to earth becuause they are acting up unreasonably.

EDIT: Generally pretty women think they are the shit because they are pretty. Sadly some of them will let their insecurities out on others in mean ways. Of course, you do have the option to completely devastate their self-esteem by throwing the truth, they don't want to hear, into their face. But I don't bother. I rather cut them off and make them realize the truth by themselves that way. Making somebody draw a conclusion by thenselves is far more powerful than telling them with words.

All of this doesn't make them bad people. They've just had enough of all the losers approaching them. And some girls simply get too paranoid and start thinking that all guys are like that. That's why you sometimes have to pull them down to earth so they realize they are talking to a normal person, not an unsocial jerk who believes arrogant pickup lines will get him laid and that they are being the jerks at that moment.

[wolfspirit]

Blizzman... gimma a break. I just returned from my holidays and I already see arguments of more than 4 sentences. I don't wanne think shit over, just wanne relax a bit.

anywayz to keep it on-topic, 'You look just like my mother'