Pickup Lines.

Started by G_G, May 19, 2010, 09:34:45 pm

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The Niche

Wolf, you have no idea how awesome this topic is. And we're still on topic, it's just more about us getting informative lectures from Blizz.
Also, that line is ugly. Have you ever used it successfully?
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.



I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

July 18, 2010, 10:47:33 am #161 Last Edit: July 18, 2010, 10:49:47 am by Blizzard
@wolfspirit: This isn't an argument. O_o I'm just handing out free info and a few things you get with experience. xD

EDIT: I think that line would look better when exagarated.

Oh my god, you look just like my mother. Now you have to buy me ice cream.

Even though the ice cream part might screw it up.
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wolfspirit

Quote from: The Niche on July 18, 2010, 07:55:10 am
Wolf, you have no idea how awesome this topic is. And we're still on topic, it's just more about us getting informative lectures from Blizz.
Also, that line is ugly. Have you ever used it successfully?

Haven't you learned??! Don't take me serious dude. xD

@blizz: I just don't like reading long texts :P

The Niche

<Peter griffin voice> Well excuse me for being retarded!

@Blizz: Might screw up, but it'd be worth rejection to see the look on her face.

This isn't going to work, but run up to a random woman, pick her up and very loudly declare:

OM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make sure to pronounce the exclamation marks so the anti-rape police have plenty of time to get you, you sicko!
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.



I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Subsonic_Noise

July 18, 2010, 12:53:25 pm #164 Last Edit: July 18, 2010, 05:52:50 pm by Subsonic_Noise
Quote from: The Niche on July 18, 2010, 12:50:52 pm
<Peter griffin voice> Well excuse me for being retarded!

@Blizz: Might screw up, but it'd be worth rejection to see the look on her face.

This isn't going to work, but run up to a random woman, pick her up and very loudly declare:

OM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make sure to pronounce the exclamation marks so the anti-rape police have plenty of time to get you, you sicko!

Retarded. Just retarded.
Now stop pretending that you speak to women outside of the internet and leave this thread.

Blizzard

S_N, that was a joke. -_-
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Subsonic_Noise

Quote from: Blizzard on July 18, 2010, 01:09:40 pm
S_N, that was a joke. -_-

I know. Still very trollable, and I couldn't resist.

The Niche

Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.



I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Subsonic_Noise


Spaceman McConaughey

Quote from: The Niche on July 18, 2010, 02:39:00 pm
-_-, just -_-.


Shut up. Regardless of joking or not, the lines suck and aren't even "funny" jokes. Not only that, it is hard to picture you with any girl, because of the way you act and treat others(and the fact you were viscous butt-buddies with Magus a while back). I picture any girl you get with being a stone cold bitch who wouldn't stay with you for over a couple of days.

Blizzard

Will you start behaving and stop flaming or do I need to hand out bans first?
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Spaceman McConaughey

Quote from: Blizzard on July 18, 2010, 04:48:20 pm
Will you start behaving and stop flaming or do I need to hand out bans first?


lol, like we're the only ones that do it.

The Niche

It's extraordinarily hard to picture me with any girl because you haven't a fucking clue what I look like. And act and treat others? Take a look in the mirror, man.
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.



I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

winkio

Next person who posts something unbelievably stupid (see the past few posts that do not belong to Blizz) gets a temporary ban.

Spaceman McConaughey

Quote from: The Niche on July 18, 2010, 05:31:20 pm
It's extraordinarily hard to picture me with any girl because you haven't a fucking clue what I look like. And act and treat others? Take a look in the mirror, man.


lol, good for you.

Quote from: winkio on July 18, 2010, 05:33:16 pm
Next person who posts something unbelievably stupid (see the past few posts that do not belong to Blizz) gets a temporary ban.


You got it.
On topic:
Hello there, miss. I am going to start a casual conversation with you, because pickup lines are pointless most of the time.

Subsonic_Noise

small rant before I get back to topic: ShowHide
If this was a reason for a ban, CP would have much less members right now, including many contributing members. Gosh, I can even remember you flaming people, and others doing much worse.
Let me tell you something. Branden was insulted and flamed alot when he was new here, by alot of people, but that never was a reason for you to say anything. But now that it's niche, a simple little sarcastic comment is a reason for a ban? So what? How about equal treatment?
Also, this is gettin ridiculous. Can't you not just get back at posting "pickup lines" and complimenting them, inflating your egos? Or you could just get down to earth a bit and recognise that you aren't better than anybody and that "flaming" you isn't in the tiniest bit worse than flaming other members.
Will you ban me now? Do as you wish. But think about it: I didn't flame any harder than many others did before, what was different here was the target - how is this equal threatment? All I did was was trying to put him back to the ground with a sarcastic remark, as I was slightly annoyed by his "I am so great with girls" attitude, which he consequently disproved with the lines he posted.
But as long as it's not a certain group of members it's okay? So much about equality.


Also, on topic, I still think that fugibos line is one of the best so far. Incredibly cheesy, but sympathic-cheesy as opposed to arrogant or uncreative-cheesy. Someone beat that.
Though some of Blizzards earlier ones where good, too. Let's just get back to making this topic entertaining instead of a failed guide on how to start conversations kthxbye.

Blizzard

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In case you haven't noticed: When people flamed Branden, I was on his side. Now Branden flames Niche so I am on Niche's side. If you don't recognize this as equal treatment, then your logic is twisted.
My post wasn't actually so much directed at you, even though you are really trying hard. I hope that you feel better about yourself each time you flame Niche, I really do. Because you obviously got it all so figured out. So much for arrogance.
Lol, I was once like that. When people were arrogant, I would get back at them with even more arrogance and would turn out as a complete idiot.


Opinions don't matter much when it comes to actually using that kind of stuff. I have heard of lines that were very funny (and creative), yet completely failed. Again, using a pickup line and expecting that it will lead somewhere is just plain stupid. You need to continue the conversation and, even better, it would be best if you started a normal conversation if you are in a natural environment rather than using a pickup line. I don't think I will repeat saying that a 5th time.
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Shalaren

picking my nose staring at a girl and saying.. if you were a booger, I would of pick you first.

Subsonic_Noise

Quote from: Blizzard on July 19, 2010, 03:00:06 am
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In case you haven't noticed: When people flamed Branden, I was on his side. Now Branden flames Niche so I am on Niche's side. If you don't recognize this as equal treatment, then your logic is twisted.
My post wasn't actually so much directed at you, even though you are really trying hard. I hope that you feel better about yourself each time you flame Niche, I really do. Because you obviously got it all so figured out. So much for arrogance.
Lol, I was once like that. When people were arrogant, I would get back at them with even more arrogance and would turn out as a complete idiot.


Opinions don't matter much when it comes to actually using that kind of stuff. I have heard of lines that were very funny (and creative), yet completely failed. Again, using a pickup line and expecting that it will lead somewhere is just plain stupid. You need to continue the conversation and, even better, it would be best if you started a normal conversation if you are in a natural environment rather than using a pickup line. I don't think I will repeat saying that a 5th time.

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Didn't really see you defending Branden, and I asked him, he didn't either, even though it was far worse in his case at times, you never even mentioned the possibility of a ban. So much about that. And yes, I flame niche for his arrogance, which is a character trait I just can't stand, I will admit that. It's also the reason why I disliked Winkio for some time at first (he is okay now though). My post earlier though wasn't arrogant, but sarcastic. But I will just ignore that part as it didn't really have anything to do with the topic.

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Penis.

Now we got that out of the way, what you said there is actually what I was trying to say. That is also is why we should stop taking this topic seriously with all those "that one would work so good hurr durr did anyone try it hurr" and rather make it an entertaining topic again as it was at the beginning. Nobody will learn how to start conversations here and I really, really hope noone tries to.
Also, @Shalaren: LOL. This is what I meant.

Blizzard

July 19, 2010, 03:25:48 pm #179 Last Edit: July 19, 2010, 03:42:50 pm by Blizzard
"Are you into math? We should totally add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide the bed and then multiply. No wait, that doesn't work. Instead I'll derive you all night. I hope you know Fourier."

xD

EDIT: Not intended for actual use. xD

EDIT: "You're cute. I want to adopt you. Then I would get a mat for you so you can sleep next to my bed. =D"
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