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Blizzard

September 17, 2010, 01:01:23 pm #260
"My girlfriend there thinks you're hot."
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The Niche

September 17, 2010, 01:13:54 pm #261
If god made man in his own image, what made you?
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Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


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Blizzard

September 17, 2010, 04:23:02 pm #262
(I'm gonna have to actually try that one tomorrow night. D: )
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September 17, 2010, 04:52:21 pm #263
Yes, used by Blizz!
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Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


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Kett Shee

September 18, 2010, 08:59:29 am #264
Hi, What is your opinion on the current state of today's economy?


:V?
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The Niche

September 18, 2010, 09:08:51 am #265
Nice one.

Hi. *pause for a minute* Take off your clothes.
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Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


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ShadowPierce

September 18, 2010, 09:11:00 am #266
->LOL... :xD:

Hello there... *long pause*...








... *takes off clothes*


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Blizzard

September 18, 2010, 02:25:19 pm #267
"The voices in my head told me to come here and talk to you." :rofl:
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The Niche

September 18, 2010, 02:31:42 pm #268
You: Well hello there, little boy.
Her: I'm a girl and I'm (age).
You: Oh. Wanna fuck?
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

September 18, 2010, 03:10:40 pm #269
Quote from: The Niche on September 18, 2010, 02:31:42 pm
You: Well hello there, little boy.
Her: I'm a girl and I'm (age).
You: It's ok, dude. Nobody is judging you if you want to be a girl.


Fixed. LMAO!
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Delusian

September 19, 2010, 09:17:59 am #270
Guy: Hay beautiful wanna come back to mine?
Girl: No freak!
Guy: I'll ask again right after I tell you, I have a gun  :naughty:

Blizzard

September 19, 2010, 09:34:10 am #271
You must be shy. I've been standing there for 5 minutes and you still haven't come over to talk to me.
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The Niche

September 19, 2010, 10:54:31 am #272
Blizzard,I love you.
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

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Blizzard

September 19, 2010, 11:01:15 am #273
Unless the girl's name is Blizzard, I don't think she will respond well to that line. :V
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Kett Shee

September 19, 2010, 12:12:46 pm #274
Hey, I was supposed to meet someone here, but they haven't shown up. Do you happen to know *insert name here*.


Meh, just thought of this. Probably horrible.
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Blizzard

September 19, 2010, 12:26:15 pm #275
Not at all. If you modded it a bit, it would work even better since they probably will say that they don't know them.

Quote from: Cait Sith on September 19, 2010, 12:12:46 pm
Hey, I have a question for you, but I can stay only a second. I am supposed to meet someone there.
So, do you happen to know *insert name here*?


It's a different context, but it's easier to work from there. Because in this one you can leave at any time as opposed to you having to stick around in the first version.
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The Niche

September 19, 2010, 12:32:21 pm #276
Nice one.

You: Hey, do you have a light?
Her: Yes. *searches for one*
You: Oh, ok. *Walk off*
Her: Hey wait!*Runs after you* Or: Don't you want the light?
You: Oh, I don't actually smoke. But now you're here, what's your name?

Or

Her: Nope, sorry.
You:Oh well. What's your name?
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

September 19, 2010, 01:04:44 pm #277 Last Edit: September 19, 2010, 01:22:52 pm by Blizzard
Or this variation on a no-answer:

Quote from: The Niche on September 19, 2010, 12:32:21 pm
Her: Nope, sorry.
You: It's ok. I forgive you.


xD

EDIT: God, I love to mess around with women. xD Imagine Will Smith in Prince of Bel Air saying it in a very enthusiastic way doing that half head-banging, half quick nodding thing with a wide open mouth and a smile: "It's o-o-o-o-o-o-on!"
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

element

September 19, 2010, 02:56:14 pm #278
You're so beautiful... Can I take a picture of you?  :)



Will stun them every time...

Blizzard

September 19, 2010, 03:21:38 pm #279 Last Edit: September 19, 2010, 03:23:36 pm by Blizzard
Let me expand that.

"You're so beautiful... Can I take a picture of you? Then I'll sell it back to you."

That'll crack them up. xD

See, I just took your "cute" and added a bit of "arrogance" and "joking" into it. It's that simple. :) The ultimate spice for every one-liner. :xD:
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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
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