Puzzles!

[ShadowPierce]

->This thread is for simple puzzles... You can post some too if you want, but don't post until the last one was answered... I'll start off with something easy...

The Driver: ShowHide

A kid is hit by a bus.

DRIVER: My child!
KID: I am your child but you're not my father!

How are the two related?

†

[Aqua]

The driver is the mother

[ShadowPierce]

->Was it too easy? Took me a minute before I figured it out... Maybe because I'm a guy?

Well, here's another one:

Jose & Mario: ShowHide

Jose is the son of Mario.
Therefore, Mario is the ____________ of Jose's father.

Could be easier than the first one... Meh...


†

[Aqua]

Lol I could make so many answers for this one.

Mario is actually a woman - She's the wife of Jose's father.
Mario is really a man - He's the husband of Jose's father~
Or he's just Jose's father.

[ShadowPierce]

->LOL, no... No theoretical stuff here, just pure facts...

Fact: I'm glad you weren't able to answer it on your first try...


†

[ShadowPierce]

->

CLUE: ShowHide

The blank is something that Mario possesses

†

[winkio]

name

[ShadowPierce]

->Cool...

Would someone want to post the next one?


†

[Diokatsu]

This sucks

[winkio]

This sucks

Hm, intersting puzzle.  I'm going to guess...

Dio's mouth?

[Diokatsu]

This sucks

Hm, intersting puzzle.  I'm going to guess...

Dio's mouth?

Correct.

I'm sorry, but these aren't even that interesting. I mean, why did you do this?

[ShadowPierce]

->You're making me feel bad... (~_~)
I've got nothing better to do...
Wanna post one?


†
EDIT:
->Since it's recently been established that this thread SUCKS, I decided to kick it up a notch. This is a puzzle that I borrowed from the Professor Layton series. I whipped up something quick in MS Paint:

Which is possible?: ShowHide

These drawings are nothing but simple patterns, but if you try to draw them without lifting your pen or drawing over a line that was already drawn, some of them become impossible. You can, however, draw ACROSS but not ON a line. Each picture can either be impossible or possible. How many possible drawings are there?

†

[Lobstrosity]

There are 0 possible drawings.

[ShadowPierce]

->RIGHTY-O! (Lobstrosity asked me to confirm the answer right away)

Post the next one dude!


†

[Lobstrosity]

This is some random puzzle that I have modified. It shouldn't be too difficult.

Poisonous Fruit: ShowHide

 You are sadly imprisoned by some random people whom you have never met before. They give you 9 fruit and a set of scales. All of them look the same. One of them isn't poisonous. The non-poisonous fruit weighs slightly more than the rest, but the others (Which are poisonous) all weigh the same. The random and unfriendly people that you just met, say they will kill you if you don't take a bite out of one of the fruit. They also say they'll kill you if you use the scales more than twice. To be sure that you do not get yourself killed by taking a bite out of one of the fruit, how will you figure out which one isn't poisonous? (It is highly unlikely that anyone would be in this situation, but you never know, the answer may come in handy... )

EDITED!

[Subsonic_Noise]

I weight all of them, and devide it by 9. Then I single one out abd weight it. If it weights more, it's the poisonous one and I eat one of the others. If it weights less, I eat it because the poisonous one is among the other 8.
You suck, this is easy. >:U

[ShadowPierce]

->Scales... The one with two plates..

I already have the answer...


†

[Lobstrosity]

Sorry, my mistake. I accidentally typed it up wrong. D:

[Blizzard]

->RIGHTY-O! (Lobstrosity asked me to confirm the answer right away)

I just want to add this:
If there are more than 2 nodes with an odd number of edges joint by that node, then the drawing is not possible. You just have to count the nodes, it's that simple. Basic graphics theory.

[ShadowPierce]

->RIGHTY-O! (Lobstrosity asked me to confirm the answer right away)

I just want to add this:
If there are more than 2 nodes with an odd number of edges joint by that node, then the drawing is not possible. You just have to count the nodes, it's that simple. Basic graphics theory.

->It's the trick to getting these puzzles right. High five!


†