Pickup Lines.

[Subsonic_Noise]

"What are you doing here?"
"I've been stalking you obviously."
"Yeah, sure."
"I bet I can show you where your house is."

Okay, that's not a pickup line, but I did pull this off.

[The Niche]

Said it before, and it wouldn't surprise me if I'll say it again: Sub, you are a genius.

[Kett Shee]

Not at all. If you modded it a bit, it would work even better since they probably will say that they don't know them.

Hey, I have a question for you, but I can stay only a second. I am supposed to meet someone there.
So, do you happen to know *insert name here*?

It's a different context, but it's easier to work from there. Because in this one you can leave at any time as opposed to you having to stick around in the first version.

Braingasm.

[ShadowPierce]

->Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.


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[Blizzard]

"Don't fall on the train tracks. You'll make me later for work."

xD

EDIT: A friend posted today a lookalike image from a girl he saw that day. He swears that she totally looked like a vampire. So the line that this situation inspired me is: "Why do you look like a vampire?" xD I wonder how this would work on non-goth girls. xD

[The Niche]

It'd be even better to use it on a girl who literally rolls in fake tan XD

[Valdred]

Random guy: your mom!

Valdred: Your moms! 



sucks huh?