cyclope's Sig Conversation

[Ryex]

his sig reads

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

well I've come up with a response for each of them


1. No, but if you really have to go chances are you'll be clenching your legs together and doing that little "I have to go" hop

2. The people who do that don't know how to work the buttons on the TV. of course they are going to look for the remote, otherwise they would be standing in front of the TV looking like an idiot.

3. Your going about it the wrong way, you should correct their grammar so their meaning is clearer. "have" should be "keep" so that the phrase becomes "you can't keep your cake and eat it too".

4. again, you should correct their grammar so their intend meaning is clear. they should of said "it's always in the last place you would look". of course it's always in the last place you look, but it is almost never in the first place you look. about now would be a great time to launch into a rant on string theory and how you wish you could just tug on the quantum strings of the object your looking for and pull it toward you.

5. You should slap them in the back of the head and ask "did you see that?" as sarcastically as possible. they will spend the next few minutes trying to figure out weather you were talking about the movie or the head slap. the answer to both should be no as they could not of seen the slap, it was behind them, and whatever happened in the movie at the time of the slap they probably didn't see as there were busy getting head slapped.

6. Well "can I ask you a longer more complex question that would have more important implications?" is clearly no much to say and would sound idiotic in passing conversation. lets just stick with "can I ask you a question?" shale we?

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Finally someone made this.

I wanted to a very long time ago, but was afraid I would look like a douche.

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

1. That's how people do things. Grow up.

2. That's how people do things. A better explanation would be what Ryex said.

3. What Ryex said, and that you also need to grow up.

4. You really have a poor grasp on reality. It's more of a motivational thing, but yet you take it and let it annoy you so much. Good lord.

5. Yeah, let's be a dick to someone because they are trying to have a good time. Grow up.

6. That is the way people do things. Seriously, you have a poor grasp on how people function.
Your signature is full of pointless nitpicks. xP
Here is my list of things that annoy me which people do:

1. People who have to make it known what annoys them about other people, to gain attention, when not too many people even care to begin with.

1. Look, now I've done it. >:/

[Blizzard]

Haha, I've something like this in my head as well a few times. xD Never thought of making a topic.

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

1. That's called extending a verbal conversation with non-verbal actions or gestures.

2. Work now and be lazy again later. Simple and useful.

3. What Ryex said.

4. What Ryex said.

5. What Tuggernuts said, but more polite.

6. It's not a meta question.

[AliveDrive]

I think we're missing the point here.

He did it for one reason.

Spoiler: ShowHide

[Spaceman McConaughey]

I think we're missing the point here.

He did it for one reason.

Spoiler: ShowHide

The only lulz generated was a stream our way from the stupidity of his signature.

GOOD DAY.

[Ryex]

I made this topic because I got lolz out of writing the responses. not to criticize cyclope...

ah well, it's still funny.