Prank Wars

Started by Shin Migumi, May 02, 2011, 11:51:27 pm

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Shin Migumi

     Man I sure did find a keeper, i'm talking about my girlfriend. We basically started a prank wars with each other, but it goes beyond all boundaries.

     It all started on April Fools day last month, she did a number on me. She got some friends involved and made out this whole prank that she was breaking up with me and she found someone else. She even had one of her friends call her and pretend to be her new "boo". I was soo freakin' pissed, no one has ever got my blood boiling like that. I wanted to whoop this dude's ass. then she says the infamous words "relax babe, did you forget it was april fools?". I was shocked as hell, because no one ever pranked me like that before.

     So last week, I got her back. Saying "omg, the condom broke, I think I jizzed in you". She was freaking out, saying she was gonna get kicked out, she didn't know what to do. then I hit her with the infamous words "I told you i'd get you back."

     Now we're on the present....she gets me AGAIN with almost the same prank. saying she has a new boo, he's buying her presents and saying all this stuff about her. This had my blood boiling again, but when I found out it was a prank again this basically spelled out war.

     So I basically need ideas on how to get her back. I thought up of some crazy stuff, and as much as I love her she needs to feel this pain my heart was feeling while she was laughingly pranking me. I don't want to go to overboard like "Omg, your boyfriend died". But something to end it all with one final prank. Have any of you ever gone through this before?

PhoenixFire

Oh, this outta be a good one! Lemme think about it, and I should have something good for ya in a few days... Or my brain will die. One o the two. lolz.
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Subsonic_Noise

How about.. *gasp* you do nothing and just end it? Maybe talk to her about it instead of keeping it up like some childish game?

Blizzard

May 03, 2011, 04:22:24 am #3 Last Edit: May 03, 2011, 04:23:30 am by Blizzard
Don't do it. You are already toying with things that aren't funny. It's one thing to make jokes about death, but it's not funny to make someone believe that somebody they care about died.

Personally, if a girl pulled a joke like she did on you, I would have forgiven her because it was April Fools. I probably wouldn't have gotten back at her. But if she did it on any other day (including doing it a SECOND time on another day), I would have seriously considered breaking up. If she's going to pretend she found somebody else every time I get back at her or whatever, I don't want to be with that kind of person. At one point I don't think I could trust her anymore. In fact, if she says she has a new boyfriend every other month, I don't even want to trust her anymore.
Again, this is me. Maybe it helps you to see things from my point of view.
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Subsonic_Noise

Off-topic: I hate april fools not because you get fooled and people go too far with their jokes, but ecause when something actually serious happens, you may end up thinking it's just a joke and don't take it seriously.

Blizzard

I agree on that. There are things that aren't funny.
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Subsonic_Noise

Seriously, this april fools some guy told me someone slipped drugs on my girlfriend. I was worried as fuck, but I couldn't know if it was just some cruel joke or if it was true. Turns out it /was/ true. This is why jokes like the one in this thread just piss me off, as does April Fools in general.

Shin Migumi

Ok so today I took you guys advice. went to that high existence website, and thought it over. We buried the whole prank thing, since it's my turn I don't do anything back to her. even though I wanted to yesterday, I realize I can't truly hurt her even if it is a joke. So......we had the most intense, passionate sex session we ever had!! Woot, I feel like a new man after that one. Nothing can ruin my day.

PhoenixFire

Ah. Well. That was definitely not the outcome I expected, but nice!!
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Shin Migumi

yea me either lol. but then again that's how everything ends with us. I don't ever have to go to the gym again, sex is exercise enough.

Subsonic_Noise

Quote from: Shin Migumi on May 03, 2011, 07:03:10 pm
Nothing can ruin my day.

You are adopted and your girlfriend is pregnant from the cashier of the local McDonalds.

Shin Migumi

Quote from: Subsonic_Noise on May 03, 2011, 07:52:52 pm
You are adopted and your girlfriend is pregnant from the cashier of the local McDonalds.


haha nah not even that. that made me laugh though.

Blizzard

:glados: xD

Also, make-up sex. <3
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