Hi there, I'm the Curator of Souls in this part. We will be needing you to drop your soul in this convenient pot. I'll be cooking it up with salt and spice and then devouring it for my evening meal.
Without this generous donation, I won't be able to eat tonight. On the topic of actual generous donations, a fellow member of our fair Projects has come upon a terrible situation and we have a paypal donation thing dedicated to them. A quick look around the place should see you finding both their situation and the donation link.
Thank you, have a good day. *noms your soul*