I do hope all of this works out for you, and I regret not being around enough to get to know you. I'll see what I can do on my end, as I have friends and family in Florida, so, if I find anything out, I'll email you with what I know/find out. If you by some miracle get this message, my last thought to help you with interwebs access, is, have you thought about the net-sticks? They're as low as 15$ per month, and, if used sparingly, could help you tremendously if you can somehow manage to pay for that, after all other commodities have been paid up for.. You might even be able to have your brother help with that, if he's willing to. As to the Ass, well, I second what others have said already, especially the punching out his lights repeatedly.
I will keep you in my thoughts, and I hope you are able to keep in touch as often as opportunity allows. I'll pm you my cell number and e-mail address, in case either are needed, and able to be used. I was once in a similar situation, so I know any and all support can help. Take care Taiine.