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[WhiteRose]

The company I work at did took portraits last week to update their website, but they also sent them to us for free.  Here is me looking professional:

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Matching tie and everything!

[Spiralflux]

Here's a very recent picture of my best friend and I at a family dinner.
(I'm on the left)

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The story behind this beauty is that I joined some friends in some Karaoke. They made me do Barbie Girl and I nailed it, voices and all. So they all took the liberty of photoshopping my Skype avatar, which was an ordinary photo, into majestic transgender works of art. This is my favorite edit.

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And of course there needs to be an actual photo that's not trolly. This was taken a year ago.

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[Ryex]

[10:00:43 PM]  Ryex has changed the chat topic to "MMMMM Fresh Baked Bread.".
[10:01:08 PM] CTV (Paco): Can I suggest a topic name
[10:01:13 PM] CTV (Paco): Please
[10:01:39 PM] CTV (Paco): "Ryex's Love Den - Tickets now available!"
[10:01:43 PM] CTV (Paco): PLEASE MAKE IT THAT
[10:02:18 PM]  Ryex has changed the chat topic to "Ryex's Love Den Of Pain - Tickets now available!".
[10:02:24 PM] CTV (Paco): EVEN BETTER
[10:02:28 PM] Ryex: I hade to make a few changes
[10:02:44 PM] CTV (Paco): now, the topic picture HAS to be of you, making a seductive grin
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[10:15:34 PM] Ryex: also, is this picture seductive enough for you? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20709011/Photos/Stupid/2014-07-06%2022.04.44.jpg

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Welll? is it?

[Spaceman McConaughey]

baby u know it

[Ranquil]

So I went to the beach the other day: ShowHide

[Lobstrosity]

Okay, I'll stop hiding now. ._.

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Hello, ladies.

[Ranquil]

Okay, I'll stop hiding now. ._.

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Hello, ladies.

Your rapeface is brilliant :3

[Spaceman McConaughey]

So I went to the beach the other day: ShowHide

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[Ranquil]

So I went to the beach the other day: ShowHide

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I just didn't ROFLMAO or anything.

//Why didn't you also make me a nice 'stache? ;_;

[Spaceman McConaughey]

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[Blizzard]

Did you lose some weight?

[Spaceman McConaughey]

No, but I really should get off my fat-ass and do so.
(though, I've been eating much less lately, and plan to make most of that eating healthy stuff. also going to get big into exercising, so we'll see where this goes.)
 
Just using camera angles to mask my fatness.

[Blizzard]

If you overdo it with the exercise and feel that it's too hard, slow down a bit, take it easier and increase over time. Most people do the mistake that they want immediate results so they go all out and hence get bored or overwhelmed quickly (or disappointed, because they didn't get the results they wanted in such a short time). The trick is to start small and increase the intensity and everything over time. It takes about 8 weeks to learn a new habit and 1.5-2.5 months is also the time after which most people give up and quit. This goes for everything, not just exercise (e.g. even quitting smoking).

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Solid advice, bro. Thanks.

[Ranquil]

As a small mention, do give a low-carb diet a try! It definitely worked for me!

[Blizzard]

Yeah, I've heard those a great. You can still eat meat and stuff. Just stay away from carbs.

[Ryex]

a low carb high protein diet along with exercise no matter the form (so long as you get tired all over from it) is the best way to lose weight.

[ForeverZer0]

Best way to lose weight is to eat things common sense tells you is healthy, avoid things common sense tells you are bad, and exercise. It's not some top-secret recipe, I don't know why the world today thinks we need all these special "diets" and "plans", and tracking every carb, calorie, protein, amino acid, and whatever else is in food. Its all about just using common sense. Maybe that's the problem...

[Blizzard]

The most basic idea is to burn more calories than you take in. You just can't starve yourself though. You still have to eat or your body will simply shut down and go into "starvation mode" and try to consume as little as possible. This is why the low-carbs-high-protein diet is a good one. Proteins deliver the fewest calories and also the calories from proteins are the "healthiest" type.

[Spaceman McConaughey]

I feel like I'm watching a council of bearded elders discuss important things.

I like it.