QuoteIf your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
...when was this written? Cause it HAS to ba a long time ago. What the fuck does he mean "AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips." ?
And this:
"They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking."
Is he insane? I'd say he's fucking racial about all his "third-world" stigma.
Quote5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.
30 minutes. He's got to be kidding me. I don't see a reason why this is fucking particular to hackers.
"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites."
That is the lamest stupidest thing I've read this whole fucking year. Just listen to what you're saying you jackass: "If your hear your son say "screw you" he's a mass rapist! OMFG!!"
QuoteEven when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should "back off" and "stop smothering him." Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn't understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.
That is fucking annoying. That "perfect parent" is anything but perfect. He believes in "perfection" and he thinks he's doing a good job but when his son strayed a little, he went into dispair and read all kind of fucking bullshit on the
internet and probably his "research" only had sources that were equally biased, short-sighted and
paranoid freaks. I dunno about his child's future but he's got serious issues. He's the kind of bullshit who
won't fucking listen to what others are saying and believe only what they want to fucking believe.
Quote8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
Lunix. That's how good his "extensive research" was. Lunix. They are OSes made for hacking. Great. Extremely accurate. Undeniable. Here's a message for you:
Quote9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
Now this. So according to him, everytime his son got a haircut, he's a hacker. Everytime he tried to change his dressing style, he's a poor kid being mislead into "dark evil world".
Quote10. Is your son struggling academically?
If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child's mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.
Nice. Kids have enough pressure about performance in school and now this. Now it's like: "OMMFG! My son's grades fell! He's a
hacker! *gasp* OMG! This is a tragedy! Where did I go wrong with you?! Why!! His life is
ruined!! Oh, God help us!"
QuoteI encourage all parents to read through this guide carefully. Your child's future may depend upon it. Hacking is an illegal and dangerous activity, that may land your child in prison, and tear your family apart. It cannot be taken too seriously.
If you're spresding misinformation like this, I'LL be the one to tear you a new fucking ass you ************* *******
I'm really sorry. I just had a very bad time about the same subject with someone
exactly like this fool of a parent. If this is a joke, it's a very bad joke. I know this is inappropriate of me, but take action if you want to, I have no problem. I had to speak my mind and I did.
Oh, if this IS real, please point me to that page. I really WILL tear that ****** a new ass.
Good day.