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[Power Hungry Midget]

Naoise is talking with Sunni about Sunni's 8 year old sister and how she has mastered cynicism and sarcasm.
Me: I remember 8 year old Naoise, he was a cynical little c***.

Me: I don't know why they call it the Ministry of Defence, I mean it wouldn't kill anyone if it was called the Ministry of War.
Naoise: Actually it would...
Me: Oh yeah..

[The Niche]

I love the way you censored a word that most people here won't even know.

[Kett Shee]

I love the way you censored a word that most people here won't even know.

What? Cunt?

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[Blizzard]

No, it must be Cait.

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[Power Hungry Midget]

Better safe then sorry.

[Kett Shee]

Kett
Son.
I think it's time we had the talk.
You see, when a woman loves a man, the man is easily able to manipulate her for sex, then leave her after.
Naoise says:
Well done, Cameron.
THE TALK.
Kett says:
:V

No, it must be Cait.

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[Blizzard]

What was the :V for? I see no sarcasm in that chat.

[The Niche]

Kett
Son.
I think it's time we had the talk.
You see, when a woman loves a man, the man is easily able to manipulate her for sex, then leave her after.
Naoise says:
Well done, Cameron.
THE TALK.
Kett says:
:V

What actually happened but didn't because of my shitty internet:

Alastair says
On CP
Naoise says
Wha?
Kett says
Because you touch yourself at night.
Naoise says
On CP because you touch yourself at night.
Well done, Cameron.

Seconds later:

Kett
Son.
I think it's time we had the talk.
Naoise says:.
THE TALK.
Kett says:
You see, when a woman loves a man, the man is easily able to manipulate her for sex, then leave her after.

[Blizzard]

You see, when a woman loves a man, the man is easily able to manipulate her for sex, then leave her after.

There is only truth in this.

I wish I could use the sarcasm smiley right now because it would be perfect, but then I would be contradicting myself.

[The Niche]

So?

So now I'm saying self contradiction is ok, but the sarcasm smiley is there, so I'm contradicting myself.

Conclusion: Niche is a hypocrite.

[Blizzard]

You see, when a woman loves a man, the man is easily able to manipulate her for sex, then leave her after.

There is only truth in this.

I wish I could use the sarcasm smiley right now because it would be perfect, but then I would be contradicting myself.

EDIT:

[10:56] Branden: this plan is
[10:56] Branden: If I ever go on vacation in Croatia, put the bullet in your head to avoid my annoyence. I WILL find you. :D
[10:57] Branden: All I have to do is find a limping woman
[10:57] Branden: Mention your name
[10:57] Branden: And bam.
[10:57] Branden: Found you.

[The Niche]

*Doesn't get the reference*

I really must go to Croatia someday. Oh, and also see how Sub's surviving the Chaos withdrawal.

[Blizzard]

game_guy: Goddamn this era. Zombies, vampires, fucking love affairs with werewolves. .__.
Blizzard: Five words: Real vampires do not sparkle.
winkio: Real vampires?  lolwut

[PhoenixFire]

game_guy: Goddamn this era. Zombies, vampires, fucking love affairs with werewolves. .__.
Blizzard: Five words: Real vampires do not sparkle.
winkio: Real vampires?  lolwut

damn, I was seriously about to post that up myself.. I lol'd when I read it

[Blizzard]

<Lobstrosity> I forgot what sex is. :V
<+ryex> well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other...

EDIT:

Blizzard came out of retirement, made one script, got bored and went back.

[PhoenixFire]

[Dalton DeCecco]
ahahaha
a bird just flew into my window
[You]
9:43am
Oh wow... stupid bird...
[Dalton DeCecco]
is that a sign of some form?
[You]
maybe.. did it start convulsing afterwards?
if so, than its a sign that your windows are very good, because they kill small creatures that come in contact with them ^.^


From facebook this morning... My friend was totally hungover, and as of right now, I still haven't gotten a response from him lolz...

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Shotacat lol is me, and Ronnie M is game_guy:

Ronnie M says
besides
bewbs are more awesome than vag anyways
well I mean appearance
Shotacat lol says
for you LOL
You're a tit man, I'm a vag man.
How do we get along? :V
Ronnie M says
well if we were both vag men
we'd be arguing over which kind of vag looks better
Shotacat lol says
ROFL
Ronnie M says
being an oposite isn't always bad
Shotacat lol says
True.

[winkio]

Shoutbox, read bottom to top:

Today at 12:51:42 PM Subsonic_Noise: ...THAT'S ABSURD!
Today at 12:51:10 PM Subsonic_Noise: uhm... uhm
Today at 12:45:38 PM winkio: Oh, well the joke's on YOU!  Because in the small 12'x12' room I'm sitting in, 3 of the 4 walls are brick walls!  So I actually AM in a closet made of brick walls!
Today at 12:42:09 PM Subsonic_Noise: I wasn't saying that you actually are in such a place, that's absurd.
Today at 12:34:35 PM winkio: That is preposterous, I would never be in such a place.
Today at 11:45:11 AM Subsonic_Noise: A closet made of brick walls.
Today at 11:38:24 AM AliveDrive:
Today at 11:35:19 AM Subsonic_Noise: I say he needs to come out of the closet.
Today at 11:34:57 AM Subsonic_Noise: He admitted to me that he occasionally likes to talk to brick walls, because he thinks the echoes are sexually arousing. He then kept denying it.
Today at 11:27:09 AM AliveDrive: would someone please explain to me winkios custom title?

[Blizzard]

EDIT:

[19:47] <+Ryex> surely there is a better streaming tool than vlc...
[19:49] <~Blizzard> XAL :V
[19:50] <+Ryex> isn't that the music library we are usieng in ARC/
[20:00] <~Blizzard> yes? :V
[20:00] <~Blizzard> I'm just messing with you
[20:00] <~Blizzard> XAL couldn't do what you wanted
[20:01] <+Ryex> that's what I thought
[20:02] <~Blizzard> XAL is a generic interface library
[20:02] <~Blizzard> for audio playback
[20:02] *** Ryex has left #chaosproject: Leaving.
[20:02] <~Blizzard> that doesn't require you to learn 101 audio
[20:02] <~Blizzard> ah, crap ._.
[20:02] <@winkio> haha
[20:03] <@winkio> he's like 'I'm not listening to this, I'm outta here!" XD

[The Niche]

Another irish guy who's afraid of me.

Can I like put you in a box and unleash your wrath on anyone who annoys me?

Sure.

Woop woop. I'll give them a little "T-pain".

*Slaps Naoise*

*Is slapped*

We can't afford to make jokes like that until we have a drummer to make a rimshot after them.