[TuT]N00bish for dummies

[Valdred]

Wanna learn to speak n00bish like a native n00b? Then this is for you



The n00bish alphabet
The noobish alphabet is very similar to the english one. Here are some exceptions:

@ = a as in V@Id/RED (Valdred)

1 = i as in 1N3@NE (Insane)

0 = o as in n00b (noob)

3 = Z as in 300m (zoom)

I = l as in I@ngauge (language)

Z = S as in 3pik n00b13h!!!1 (speek noobish!)



The n00bish articles
The noobish language don't make any difference between "a" or "an", and neither of "the", "these", "those" etc.

There is no difference between:
@ b1g h0use and @n b1g h0use.

tHe h0use and tHe3e h0use and tH03e h0use also all means either the house or the houses.



Capitals in the n00bish language
N00bs never capitalize the first letter. However, they do so to the second and last letter in each word, as long as these letters aren't exceptions mentioned in paragraph 1

If the word consists of only one letter, do not capitalize.
Examples:

f0ruM - forum The second letter (0) is a noobish letter and is not capitalized. The last letter (M) is an English letter and is capitalized.

b1@tcH - bitch Again, the second letter does not need capitalizing as it is a noobish letter. The last letter however, is not and must be capitalized.



Lawl - incommodum

N00bs use short words categorized as incommodum which is latin for annoying.
Incommodum is used to express feelings. If no particular feeling is to be expressed, Decommodum is to be used.

Incommodums:
Happy: - apply decommodus -
Sad: uhm..., so..., l0l?!1, l@wls wtf?!
Neutral: - apply decommodus -
Sarcastic: l@wls 1m 3@rca3t1c

Decommodums:
l@wl, l0lz, l0l, ^^, l@l@



Symbols

Noobs use symbols (whatever the word is) different from Englishmen:

Exclamation marks come in groups of two or more and are always accompanied by a 1

Question marks are always accompanied by a !!1 (see above)

Noobs don't use periods (.), commas (,), apostrophes(') or colons(.



Terms

double letters like ee makes only one in noobish. ee = e

Noobs write words more or less like they are pronounced.



Exorcises
Translate these sentences into English:

u l0l c@N 3PeeK n00bi3H c@nT u?!!1

1 @M @w30m l@wlZ @nD tH1S tUt0r1@l 13 t00

Translate into n00bish:

I am learning noobish

Noobish is fun.

Soon I know noobish!

[Holyrapid]

Fun idea this. Though, I've seen some exceptions (almost on regular basis) but i'll post those later...

[Valdred]

Do so. The guide is not complete ;D

[megaman30796]

this is an idiotic topic!

[ForeverZer0]

this is an idiotic topic!

I find quite hilarious and ironic that, you, in a worthless necro-post, do not like this topic.

[Starrodkirby86]

Entertainment

7 |2---Screw doing this by myself, I'm getting a converter.

1 r357 /\/\'/ (453.

Horrible. :(

Also, I like how this is pretty much 1337speak, except now it's coined as n00bish. :xD: Really makes you think who are the real nubs. :a

[Spaceman McConaughey]

this is an idiotic topic!

Now, you look like the real idiot, not this poor innocent topic.

Also, I vote for megaman30796 being banned. Most of his posts consist of this stupid stuff.

[Blizzard]

Whether he will be banned or not is not up to you but the staff. Just for your information, he was already banned once for repeated multiposting and spamming. At one point he posted 4 times in a row and I just handed out a 24 hour ban for that.

@megaman30796: If you continue spamming and necroposting like this, you WILL be banned again. You have been warned.

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Whether he will be banned or not is not up to you but the staff. Just for your information, he was already banned once for repeated multiposting and spamming. At one point he posted 4 times in a row and I just handed out a 24 hour ban for that.

@megaman30796: If you continue spamming and necroposting like this, you WILL be banned again. You have been warned.

I never said it was up to me. I just voted he should be, as in "Hey staff, here's one person that thinks he should be banned, now let's wait for more."

[Starrodkirby86]

Whether he will be banned or not is not up to you but the staff. Just for your information, he was already banned once for repeated multiposting and spamming. At one point he posted 4 times in a row and I just handed out a 24 hour ban for that.

@megaman30796: If you continue spamming and necroposting like this, you WILL be banned again. You have been warned.

I never said it was up to me. I just voted he should be, as in "Hey staff, here's one person that thinks he should be banned, now let's wait for more."

That's why a link called, "Report to moderator" exists! o: Though honestly, it doesn't seem like it's being used all too much. Then again, we're pretty much on the ball in the first place and we never really encourage that, so duly noted.

Anyway, this is getting really off-center. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it all. Of course, there's also the fact that the topic is purely satirical and should be treated as a joke. xD So no need for any personal hates here!

Are there are any professional language courses for this topic? ;______________;

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Well, he did necropost. So meh.

Don't care anymore, I see him getting banned in the future anyways.

[Blizzard]

Ironically enough, Branden is the one who usually does report posts. xD

I know that you know it is not up to you, but we do not encourage mobs here.

[Spaceman McConaughey]

I would have reported again, but I am tired, and I get dumb around these hours.

[megaman30796]

no seriously. this topic is really weird

[Valdred]

I first posted this in the spam section, but blizzard felt it to be more home in entertainment so he moved it.

As for you megaman, this topic is weird indeed. No problem, but I don't see why you think it is idiotic. Not your taste of humor? Fine, don't read it.

EDIT: Leveling me down is so mainstream

[The Niche]

I first posted this in the spam section, but blizzard felt it to be more home in entertainment so he moved it.

As for you megaman, this topic is weird indeed. No problem, but I don't see why you think it is idiotic. Not your taste of humor? Fine, don't read it.

EDIT: Leveling me down is so mainstream

I would level you up for that, but that'd be mainstream, so instead, you may have this:


Don't recognise it? I'm giving you back your soul.

[Blizzard]

Posting at this forum is so mainstream.

[Valdred]

Spoiler: ShowHide

[megaman30796]

Whoa Dude! I Dont wanna lv u down!

it's really weird(this topic)......seriously
but i hate it when guys with over 100lv will try 2 pick on the guys with low lv and gang up on 1 guy.

[Blizzard]

I usually don't say this to people here at the forum, because I don't know them in person... But you really are stupid.