Videogame Company Poker

[Blizzard]

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[Memor-X]

did Blizzard Entertainment just grow a mustache and loose a goatee?

also, i don't exactly get it, infact i think i lost the plot when i tried to connect the first frame with Half-Life 3

[Blizzard]

The top guys from Square Enix, Nintendo, Valve and Blizzard are playing poker. One says that the next round the loser publishes a game so everybody has to keep up with the stakes and adds a game for publishing that the fans would love to play (hence FF7 Remake, Half-Life 3, Pokemon MMO and Diablo 3). The guy from Blizzard lost so Diablo 3 was released.

[Ryex]

and by god that was one of the worst releases in history next to the Sega Dream Cast

[stripe103]

Indeed.. worst purchase I've ever made. And I hate that you can't sell it.

[Memor-X]

One says that the next round the loser publishes a game so everybody has to keep up with the stakes and adds a game for publishing that the fans would love to play (hence FF7 Remake, Half-Life 3, Pokemon MMO and Diablo 3). The guy from Blizzard lost so Diablo 3 was released.

and that's what i dont get, yes, Diablo 3 suck (at least that's what i heard from all the drop outs and rejections my friends kept getting) it would make sense if all the games suck ass and releasing them would make a company loose a crap load of cash thus the loose had to publish a game, yes, Final Fantasy VII's Remake proably would cost Square a bit and may not make a good return since it's a huge gamble relying totally on fans but Half-Life 3? a Pokemon MMO (only will be good if i can start with a female Ralts and get a Gardivour at the end), with the losing having to publish a game it would make it seem that none of them want to release the said games (which is a bitch for Half-Life fans if that's the case, also mean no major release of a new Source Engine).......unless that's the joke, the thing i do find funny is that Nintendo looks like a pedo when he puts up his game

Nintendo: yes, Pokemon MMO is just our candy to little children so we can lure them to our van and steal their innocense

[Blizzard]

No, no, it's not about the games sucking or not. It's just about the release or not.

[KK20]

Yeah, I kinda didn't understand the punchline at the end. I tried showing my friend this and he asked, "I don't get it. What's Uno?"

a Pokemon MMO (only will be good if i can start with a female Ralts and get a Gardivour at the end),

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[Blizzard]

Luckily Pokemon's innocence was already destroyed for me when I saw the Dat Ash meme the first time. http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/memes/best-dat-ash-meme
Not to mention the list of perverted Pokemon moves such as "Harden", "Blow", etc.

[R.A.V.S.O]

Innocence is a very VERY fun thing to destroy when you grow up it seems...
especially when it is something pure that´s hard to corrupt... I dunno why but it kinda gives of a humoristic sense of accomplishment.

guess some people are wired this way who knows....