(Yes, by unpopular demand I'm going to go, "Screw this!" and do something)
There was a huge silence. Many believed Kipp had died in the cave, probably due to some accident like the cave collapsing. But he was totally all right. It just took him so long because there were so much...unimportant items that would bore you to death. Seriously, the activities Kipp would have done probably would have taken at least 10 pages to read. Kipp, slightly larger from eating who-knows-what, decided to get out of the cave.
Now nearby this cave was the very forest we all know well. However, little do people know that this forest is apparently nearby a long pathway. The pathway coincidentally led to the capital city, where the recent events of chaos have been occurring. It's a neglected pathway, no one ever takes it, but whoever does will not regret the decision he or she took with it [Robert Frost for the win].
Kipp noticed all the people ravaging away from the church, few looking to see what happened. Kipp, looking over there, went and muttered to himself, "Hmmm? What do we have here? Some fun?"
To much of his surprise, there were lots of blood, a pope with his head missing, and just a heck of a lot of corpses. Kipp decided to be wary now, and hid under a dead man's coat, then moved out and into the public under this coat. There was a hole for Kipp to see where he's going, and strangely no person cared that there was a freakin' moving coat around town.
It was then Kipp went to the park, and there he noticed a tree. A big tree. And somewhere off nearby this tree was the fountain. It was a nice fountain, perfectly tranquil...until you see a Zergling there drinking some water from it. From the looks of it, the creature was just drinking, not caring if there were pennies in the fountain or anything to loot off.
Kipp went up to the Zergling and went, "Are you a Pokemon!?"