GAH! MY EYES!
well, to start, I'd land on the thing PRODUCING the electricity. the bear woudl die from falling on the spikes, and subsequently breaking its spinal head. I'd then proceed to do a cool matrix-esque move to destroy the circuit breaker, bash in the locked door which was knocked off its hinges by the bear's arm which was severed and fired a laser cannon, steal the key, open the door, and manuever with my emergency Sunction Gloves down the thing, walk slowly, steadily, through the spikes, use the gloves again to reach the air vents, and to get through them. I'd have to break out my emergency Fire Axe, cuz the Loli Cage would need to be broken, so i can climb through it: unfortunately, all but one Loli broke her head (*sadface*), so I'd wonder why the water managed to ignore gravity, decide it's useless, grab a few bars from the loli cage, and, together with the one remaining loli, would use them to maneuver down to the lava pit without falling, then create a ladder using them, making good utilization of my Emergency Ladder Construction Kit(ladder bars excluded) and use it as a ramp to get across the monkey bars, using the last bar to help with the farther apart ones, then use the ladder to get to where the snakes where; they all slithered into the lava earlier. and from there use the ladder to get to the cake, which, by way of the water before, also ignores gravity. the lamp is secretely a teleportation device to get me and the remaining loli to safety.