Me either. A "relationship" for me at this stage would involve lots of superficiality and pointlessness, without any actual relations going on; for example, how people tend to not even touch someone, but as soon as they start going out they find that they are suddenly able to kiss them whenever they want, say, in the middle of a hallway when people are trying to get by.
I don't buy into that stuff. I'm the kind of person who, you know, would like to actually know them and all.
Plus, I know noone but rednecks. A LOT of rednecks. A LOT.