BEST GAME EVAR!

[shdwlink1993]

If you've never heard of this game, then I wonder why you still have a reason to live! Progress Quest is the best game you'll ever find on the internet! Created by the geniuses at the Progress Quest website, Progress Quest is just about the best game you'll ever find! It's a form of the standard MMORPG genre that truly is more inventive than the rest. AND it has the most advanced engine for your gaming experience, superior to it's brothers and sisters in carrying out mundane tasks with ruthless efficiency!

This game even has a crap-load of features to make it far better than other RPG-esque games out there!

• Select from a stellar cast of races, including a Skraeling, a Half Orc, and even a Panda Man


• Choose from an epic list of classes, like an Un-Paladin, Voodoo Princess, or a Tickle-Mimic


• Uses an intuitive Stats-Generation System with a unique "Unroll" feature, that enables you to undo your previous roll if you're particularly hasty.


• Uses a wide selection of items, weapons, and equipment! I've always wanted to wield a Hackbam to execute a Boy Scout!

It recently became more used on Ubuntu computers than NetHack, so what are you waiting for? Play this game*.

*Warning: The usage of the word "play" does not denote that you will be able to perform any game-relavant actions after your character has been selected.

[Starrodkirby86]

Nice job ripping off its logo on the official website. Makes someone easily able to tell they forgot to put transparency on their logo.

The way you advertise makes this sound like a horrible game, or even a joke. Heck, that's what I thought it was. But I guess they seemed kind of serious, no?

[fugibo]

If you've never heard of this game, then I wonder why you still have a reason to live! Progress Quest is the best game you'll ever find on the internet! Created by the geniuses at the Progress Quest website, Progress Quest is just about the best game you'll ever find! It's a form of the standard MMORPG genre that truly is more inventive than the rest. AND it has the most advanced engine for your gaming experience, superior to it's brothers and sisters in carrying out mundane tasks with ruthless efficiency!

This game even has a crap-load of features to make it far better than other RPG-esque games out there!

• Select from a stellar cast of races, including a Skraeling, a Half Orc, and even a Panda Man


• Choose from an epic list of classes, like an Un-Paladin, Voodoo Princess, or a Tickle-Mimic


• Uses an intuitive Stats-Generation System with a unique "Unroll" feature, that enables you to undo your previous roll if you're particularly hasty.


• Uses a wide selection of items, weapons, and equipment! I've always wanted to wield a Hackbam to execute a Boy Scout!

It recently became more used on Ubuntu computers than NetHack, so what are you waiting for? Play this game*.

*Warning: The usage of the word "play" does not denote that you will be able to perform any game-relavant actions after your character has been selected.

Trust me, he probably didn't write that part himself, unless he's 10x more 1337 than I thought.

[G_G]

does this thing just go on itself? I've been sitting here now what 3 minutes and I havent been able to do anything >.>

I really dont like this at all. I could so a so much better job in Visual Basic.

[Pokol DaErran]

I heard about that game!  XD

Not really a fan, though.  I prefer RPGs where you can actually infulence occurences.

[G_G]

I'm already in the process of whipping this game's ass in visual basic BOO YEA TAKE THAT

[Blizzard]

I was going to request screenshots, but after reading the posts here I guess it is pointless. xD

[Sally]

yeah, i didnt even register or anyrthing..

[tSwitch]

this game is so far ahead of the curve!
most modern games practically play themselves, this one ACTUALLY DOES!

[Ryex]

this thing is point less. I got bored so I let it run for three days in the back ground . it got to lv 38... (Wow i was pathetic to even try this) all it is a time based random generator.

[Diokatsu]

BEST. GAME. EVER.

[tSwitch]

This thing is pointless. I got bored, so I let it run for three days in the background.  It got to lv 38...(Wow, i was pathetic to even try this) all it is, is a time based random generator.

THE GRAMMAR FAIRY STRIKES AGAIN!