Started by tSwitch, May 03, 2009, 09:41:43 pm
#define ever ;;for(ever) { //comment}
sudo chown -r us ./base
sudo rm -Rf /
Guy1: Hey, my code is failing when given pre-1970 dates...Guy2: Epoch fail!
Quote from: Biker WcW on May 03, 2009, 10:17:28 pmDEAR GOD U USE UBUNTU `_`
Quote from: Biker WcW on May 03, 2009, 10:17:28 pmsudo rm -Rf /
Quote from: Biker WcW on May 03, 2009, 10:17:28 pmGuy1: Hey, my code is failing when given pre-1970 dates...Guy2: Epoch fail!
sudo make me a sandwichok
Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.
Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
QuoteEight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?""Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
QuoteWhy do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Quote"Knock, knock.""Who's there?"very long pause...."Java."
QuoteThe programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can't find a girlfriend with a good <HEAD> on her <BODY>, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. So he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend -- sometimes even without a secure socket. His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, "I hate commenting!" Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits. This resulted in a Syntax Error. Now she demanded a massage, but this was rejected as "Feature Creep." He smacked her back-end and shouted, "Who's your parent node?!" He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403. While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer. To expedite the routine routine, she screamed, "Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You're 1337, baby!" This caused his stack to overflow, and he shot his GUI on her interface.
Quote from: Biker WcW on May 04, 2009, 08:54:34 pmAre we allowed to explain them to people?
Quote from: Eilte Four NAMKCOR on May 03, 2009, 09:41:43 pmstuff only us awesome computer geeks would getlike...
Quote from: Rocket Grunt on May 06, 2009, 12:35:49 amI don't get the unix/ubuntu ones. The rest I do get.