Alright Rose, in your perspective, they aren't negative. Quite the opposite, they're funny. But not the nice sort of funny but the type of funny that comes at other people's expense. That isn't exactly what you'd view as positive. So, if I were to place your topics on a spectrum with positive on one end and negative on the other, it'd be between the middle and negative. In that perspective, I can say you typically post topics that are negative.
And besides, why the hell do you care? It's not like I insulted you. Furthermore, in the end, all I'm aiming to do is spread articles of stuff that's good. It's not like you'll find articles like that here >_>