Chat quotes

[Blizzard]

Nine months.

...

[King Munkey]

I don't want to catch pregnancy.

[Blizzard]

I think your userbar should be longer

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[21:39] Diokatsu: It's like one order vs chaos clusterfuck

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[21:41] Blizzard: a really suck person
[21:41] Diokatsu: LOL
[21:41] Blizzard: SICK*
[21:41] Blizzard: LOL

[King Munkey]

OMG
I AM ENLIGHTENED
SEX AND LOVE
ARE ALMOST THE SAME THING
but
sex is greater
see?
love   <3
sex    =3
yeah, lol
love is less than 3
while sex is equal to 3

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Today at 11:31:16 AM RoseSkye - ... Speak for yourself... I'm not the mod type. If I was given responsibility I'd be the first to abuse it. Besides responsibility sounds like work.. There are no lulz in work.

EDIT: Woops, acceidentley posted without finishing post. xD

Anyways, I just thought this should be in here.  

Never thought this would happen, but i manipulated him into it... or, erm he manipulated me into it.

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Today at 09:32:19 PM Branden - You don't understand Munkey luv!
Today at 09:31:53 PM King Munkey -
* King Munkey Is searching for a mate to bring about the return of the almost extinct Munkey race
Today at 09:31:18 PM Subsonic_Noise - Wow now that's scary.
Today at 09:20:59 PM Branden - Very.
Today at 09:19:12 PM King Munkey - *eats brandens underwear* salty
Today at 09:16:16 PM Branden - That's gonna be a long, unconfortable buss ride home... with no underwear under the shorts and all. O.O
Today at 09:12:45 PM Branden - *Picks up clothes, slowly walks twords the exit, looking back with a sad facial expression every three steps
Today at 09:10:59 PM Branden - Oh... okay. No bananna for me right now? Lucky Blizz. :|
Today at 09:10:07 PM King Munkey - Well I think this is a little fast don't you branden maybe we should take it slow
Today at 09:08:58 PM Branden - I'm ready, Munkey.
Today at 09:08:43 PM Branden - *Rips off underwear
Today at 09:08:21 PM Branden - *Takes off shirt
Today at 09:08:06 PM Branden - *Slowly slips out of shorts
Today at 09:07:30 PM Branden - So it's on. 
Today at 09:05:40 PM King Munkey -  if you insist
Today at 09:04:56 PM Branden - It wansn't you, Mitter king Munkey? Y'know, we can take it to "that" level. 
Today at 09:02:56 PM King Munkey - *grabs branden's ass* It was totally G_G

[Blizzard]

[23:36] <@Blizzard> OMG
[23:36] <@Blizzard> I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
[23:36] <@Blizzard> WE'RE STUCK IN A TIME LOOP
[23:36] <@Blizzard> AND HAVE TO REPEAT THE LAST FEW MINUTES OVER AND OVER
[23:36] <@Blizzard> UNTIL WE DIE
[23:36] <@Blizzard> BUT WE CAN'T DIE
[23:36] <%Aqua> DDDDDDDD:
[23:37] <@Blizzard> BECAUSE IT'S A TIME LOOP
[23:37] <%Aqua> your mom

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[00:01] <%Aqua> -____-
[00:01] <%Aqua> I brought a 1 gallon bottle of ice tea
[00:01] <%Aqua> without getting a cup
[00:03] <@Blizzard> you're such a pig D:
[00:03] <@Blizzard> dirty pig
[00:03] <@Blizzard> dirty aqua
[00:03] <@Blizzard> naughty aqua
[00:03] <@Blizzard> bad girl
[00:03] <@Blizzard>

[fugibo]

Dirty aqua. Mexico.

[GAX]

<Forte> My deepest appologies, I'm normally not like that, Sakura's poison is very potent when introduced into the male bloodstream...causes some...complications.
<Fei_Fei> positive on #chaosproject @#chat @#helpdesk
<Fei_Fei> why is he stalking us D:
<Dr_Love> He's got the hots for me
<Forte> Can turn even the most dignified man into...well...I believe the appropriate term would be a "horny bastard"?
<Fei_Fei> but all men are like that anyway!
<Fei_Fei> :V ?
* Forte coughs.
<Fei_Fei> They are!
<Fei_Fei> that's why they're /sooo/ easy to manipulate
<Forte> I may be a flirt, and yes, I do know my way around women, but I always maintain what dignity I have.
<Dr_Love> I'm pretty much just a horny bastard
<Fei_Fei> XD
* Forte grabs Fei Fei's hand and gives her a kiss on the knuckles.
<Forte> I appologize for any of my behavior that may have offended you.
<Fei_Fei> YOU DARE TOUCH ME!?!
* Dr_Love cracks his knuckles
* Forte looks a little startled.
<Dr_Love> Hey Forte you wanna kiss my hands too?
<Fei_Fei> :O
* Forte walks up to Dr_Love.
<Forte> I have a better idea...
* Forte frenches Dr_Love.
* Dr_Love makes out with Forte
<Fei_Fei> :O
<Fei_Fei> SHOUNEN-AIIIIII
<Dr_Love> LOL perfect timing
<Forte> XD

Forte = Me
Fei Fei = You'll find out soon enough...
Dr_Love = The lovable Dr_Sword

[Starrodkirby86]

Read upwards.

Today at 12:00:13 AM Starrodkirby86 - ...Whut.
July 16, 2009, 11:34:43 PM GuardianAngelX72 - That's just...wow...
July 16, 2009, 10:48:25 PM Aqua - O.o
July 16, 2009, 10:44:39 PM Branden - I fap to my fantisies of me fuking Miley Cyrus doggy style, yes.
July 16, 2009, 10:39:25 PM Starrodkirby86 - Okay, okay, someone's been fapping to the experience to know how well it goes. >w>
July 16, 2009, 10:37:13 PM Branden - Actaully.... I'm a virgin. Shy
July 16, 2009, 10:28:50 PM Starrodkirby86 - Man, someone knows this experience too well. >w>
July 16, 2009, 10:28:00 PM Branden - :x Yikes.... please forgive me, God.
July 16, 2009, 10:19:11 PM Branden - We're gonna do it how I like, SRK; doggy style.
July 16, 2009, 10:18:28 PM Branden - *Rips off clothes and stares at SRK with great lust*
July 16, 2009, 10:11:11 PM Starrodkirby86 - Branden, sleep with me GO

[Subsonic_Noise]

An epic chat about what will happen when Blizz leaves.

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[Aqua]

[17:08] <Blizzard> g2g
[17:08] <Blizzard> cya
[17:08] <Aqua> bye bye
[17:08] <Blizzard> maybe xD
[17:08] <Juan> bye
[17:09] <Aqua> enjoy
[17:09] <Aqua> your passsta
[17:09] <Blizzard> yes
[17:09] <Blizzard> MY PASTA! >8U
[17:09] <Aqua> *steals*
[17:09] <Aqua> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:09] <Blizzard> MINE AND MINE ONLY! >8U
[17:09] <Blizzard> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[17:09] <Blizzard> ;_;
[17:09] <Blizzard> anyway, bye
[17:09] <Aqua> bye bye
[17:09] <Juan> bye
[17:09] <Aqua> *gives Pasta back*
[17:09] <Blizzard> don't let the sex angels do things to you
[17:09] <Aqua> D:
[17:09] <Aqua> WHY NAWT!
[17:09] <Blizzard> lol
[17:09] <Juan> too late
[17:10] <Blizzard> I love you guys xD
[17:10] <Blizzard> cya
[17:10] <Aqua> bye byeeee
[17:10] * Blizzard has quit IRC (Quit: ~ Trillian Astra - www.trillian.im ~)
[17:10] <Aqua> Mr. Angel, you can come back now; he's gone!
[17:11] * Juan is back.
[17:11] <Aqua> O.o
[17:11] <Aqua> you're not Damien!
[17:11] <Juan> I was really afk
[17:11] <Aqua> ya right!
[17:11] <Aqua> you just wanna be my sex angel
[17:11] <Aqua> ;______;
[17:11] <Juan> lol

[Blizzard]

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[14:54] RoseSkye: Ah.. good night/day/whatever Blizz.. tired as two hells and a biscuit.

That's an interesting measure of the degree of tiredness. O_o

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[21:16] <Juan> what's happening?
[21:17] <@Blizzard> sex probably
[21:17] <@Blizzard> we'll know for sure if we come
[21:17] <@Blizzard> cum*

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[19:36] Blizzard: the evil lady shortpanties wants to take over the land
[19:36] Blizzard: and you have to stop her
[19:36] Blizzard: how does that sound for a story?
[19:36] Blizzard: :V
[19:37] shdwlink1993: HOLY CRAP! IT'S TEH BESTEST CREATVE PLORT EVAR DEVIZED!
[19:37] Blizzard: LMAO
[19:37] shdwlink1993: AND IT'S COMPLETELY ORIGINAL!

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[20:24] <@Blizzard> THE ROOF
[20:24] <@Blizzard> THE ROOF
[20:24] <@Blizzard> THE ROOF IS ON FIRE
[20:24] <@Blizzard> WE DON'T NEED NO WATER
[20:24] <@Blizzard> LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN
[20:25] <@Blizzard> BURN, MOTHERFUCKER, BURN
[20:25] <@Blizzard> BURN, MOTHERFUCKER, BURN
[20:25] <@Blizzard> lol
[20:25] <%Aqua> o.o
[20:25] <%Aqua> Poor ROOF
[20:25] <%Aqua> Whoever that is
[20:25] <%Aqua> ;___;

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[15:20] jcsnider: u going to be online all day? or u getting off soon?
[15:31] Blizzard: I'll get off soon

Let's take it out of context.

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[15:20] jcsnider: u getting off soon?
[15:31] Blizzard: I'll get off soon

Perversions to the max. xD

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[21:37] <lemmy> I'm running an emulator on an emulator
[21:37] <lemmy> so I can emulate while I emulate

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[21:01] *** System has joined #ChaosProject
[21:01] <Juan> hi?
[21:02] <@Blizzard> O_o
[21:02] <@Blizzard> hi
[21:02] <@Blizzard> OMG
[21:02] <@Blizzard> NOW I GET IT
[21:02] <@Blizzard> IT'S THE SYSTEM
[21:02] <@Blizzard> FUCK THE SYSTEM
[21:02] <@Blizzard> D:
[21:02] <@Blizzard> RUN
[21:02] <@Blizzard> IT'S GONNA KILL US ALL
[21:02] <System>

[Blizzard]

This deserves a double post. We were talking about how awful it is to code in LISP.

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[19:29] NAMKCOR: ; Tabulation of Hoffstadter's male and female sequences
(letrec ((female (lambda(n)
                  (if (= n 0) 1
                      (- n (male (female (- n 1)))))))
        (male (lambda(n)
                (if (= n 0) 0
                    (- n (female (male (- n 1))))))))
 (display "i male(i) female(i)")(newline)
 (do ((i 0 (+ i 1)))
     ((> i #f)
   (display i) (display "   ")
   (display (male i)) (display "         ")
   (display (female i))
   (newline)))
[19:29] NAMKCOR: that's a whole block of WTF
[19:30] Blizzard: BEGONE, DEVIL!
[19:30] Blizzard: *holds up a cross*
[19:30] NAMKCOR: no
[19:30] NAMKCOR: hold up a #
[19:30] Blizzard: LMAO
[19:30] Blizzard: *holds up a #*

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Fallen Angel X: Yeah, I did a loli bear and then pedobear came out from her ._.
Blizzard: Pedobear didn't come out of anywhere. Pedobear just came.
RoseSyke: That quote goes on the fridge for most creativity in a statement today.

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[23:40] <@NAMKCOR> also winamp looks better >:]
[23:41] <@Blizzard> Vista looks better, too

EDIT: NAMK. <3

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[00:58] <NAM> one suggestion
[00:58] <NAM> real quick
[00:58] <NAM> "Molasta Pass"
[00:58] <NAM> change the name
[00:58] <NAM> ._.
[00:58] <@Blizzard> lol
[00:58] <@Blizzard> what do you suggest?
[00:58] <NAM> something that sounds less like Molester
[00:58] <@Blizzard> I think the only thing worse than "Molasta Pass" is that Jason makes a comment about "Now I know why it's called Molasta Pass..."
[00:59] <@Blizzard> that happens when you Recognize a Mudlor xD
[00:59] <NAM> it's like
[00:59] <NAM> Ari: here Jason
[00:59] <Juan> Molastaed pass
[00:59] <NAM> Jason: what's that?
[00:59] <NAM> Ari: a molasta pass
[00:59] <@Blizzard> LMAO
[00:59] <@Blizzard> ROFLMAO!
[00:59] <NAM> Jason: you mean I can feel you up and you won't slap me?
[01:00] <NAM> <slap>
[01:00] <NAM> Ari: eww no
[01:00] <NAM> Ari: sydon gave it to me
[01:00] <NAM> Ari: I figured you'd want it more than I do
[01:00] <@Blizzard> ROFL^3
[01:00] <NAM> Jason: HOT DAMN
[01:00] <NAM> Jason: I should give this to Rivy the next time he show sup
[01:00] <@Blizzard> LMAO
[01:01] <@Blizzard> you're killing me

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[22:15] <@Blizzard> *trailer music*
[22:15] <@Blizzard> He defeated great evil...
[22:16] <@Blizzard> But now...
[22:16] <@Blizzard> He has to fear for his own life...
[22:16] <@Blizzard> Because he pissed "him" off...
[22:16] <@Blizzard> And "he" is no other than the creator...
[22:17] <@Blizzard> Chronicles of Sir Lag-A-Lot 2 - The Wrath of Blizzard
[22:17] <@Blizzard> *loads of cool images*
[22:17] <@Blizzard> Arshes: But Lag-A-Lot! You can't defeat him! He made you!
[22:17] <@Blizzard> Lag-A-Lot: Ok, that just sounded so wrong.
[22:18] <@Blizzard> *more cool images*
[22:18] <@Blizzard> Blizzard: I have to reveal something to you...
[22:18] <@Blizzard> Lag-A-Lot: More stuff?
[22:18] <@Blizzard> Blizzard: I am your... GRANDFATHER!
[22:18] <@Blizzard> Lag-A-Lot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[22:18] <@Blizzard> Blizzard: Search your pockets! You know it's true!
[22:19] <@Blizzard> Lag-A-Lot: No! It can't... Wait what? Did you just say pockets?
[22:19] <@Blizzard> Blizzard: Just do it for god's sake!
[22:19] <@Blizzard> *another set of cool images*
[22:19] <@Blizzard> Chronicles of Sir Lag-A-Lot 2 - The Wrath of Blizzard
[22:19] <@Blizzard> coming soon

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I just had an argument with a girl I know.
She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

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[17:48] <edwardthefma> mose of the pepol on my project are pro s wen it comes to irc
[17:49] <lemmy> ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
[17:49] <edwardthefma> most of the pepol on my project are pro s wen it comes to irc

[fugibo]

Collin: I should be doing physics
Collin: But, y'know
Collin: An F isn't that bad
Collin: It's better than a Q or L
Russell: You're such a quarantined loser.

[Blizzard]

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[23:58] game_guy: barbecue sauce
[23:59] Blizzard: sex
[23:59] game_guy: cheese cake is better
[23:59] Blizzard: no, it's not
[23:59] Blizzard: and you know it
[23:59] game_guy: well I wouldnt know it D:
[23:59] Blizzard: the only thing topping all of those
[23:59] Blizzard: is kebab
[00:00] Blizzard: and sex
[00:00] Blizzard: at the same time

[G_G]

xD
I'm in this one xD

[fugibo]

Russell: Hmmm... I haven't talked to Ebba since Tuesday... I wonder if she died.
Collin: I heard about it on the Interblag!
Collin: The Finnish girl?
Collin: I always wonder that!
Collin: Oh, crap, they haven't responded in like, ten minutes!
Collin: WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD?
Russell: She's Swedish.
Collin: The last time I thought that, an ambulance rushed by my house
Collin: And sense the girl in question lives down the street, I was really concerned
Collin: since*
Collin: Woooow
Russell: The ambulance that just passed my house is on its way to Sweden

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You: Also, Surrey is awesome.
You: Little Whinging more so.
You: No. 4 Privet Drive? Yeah, that's the spot.
Stranger: this is a strange chat
You: ...it was a Harry Potter reference...
You: No. 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey, United Kingdom.
Stranger: lol i dont watch hary poter i have a life...................
You: I read it.
You: I'm pretty sure there have been a few hours you've been "bored," correct?
You: Those would be hours that could've been filled, unwastingly, by Harry Potter.
Stranger: lol im drunk knw1s awake
Stranger: i looked up talk to strangers and this came up
You: Take my advice.
You: Using the internet while inebriated is a bad idea.
You: Y'know how you shouldn't tell people secrets?
Stranger: why
You: Yeah, that crap happens when you get on the Internet while you're drunk.
You: Except, you tell it to /everyone./
Stranger: slow down x
You: That's a lot of people!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Thinking of you
You: Wherever you are
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u f or m?
You: We pray for our sorrows to end
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm
You: Thinking it's a sign
Stranger: I am one love specialist. Enjoy lot of kinky things.
You: That the freckles in our eyes are mirror images
You: And when we kiss, they're perfectly aligned
You: and I
You: Have to speculate
You: That God himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the clay
You: True
You: it may seem like a stretch
Stranger: fuck you
You: but it's thoughts like this that catch my head when you're away when I am missing you to death
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Blizzard]

LOL, MEGLE!

[fugibo]

Collin: I think I'll just play UL:BotB...
Collin: ...If I can find it.
Russell: Ultimate Lagoon: Battle of the Bulge

[Diokatsu]

(6:58:21 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: tohsaka is amazing
(7:00:48 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: thighs
(7:00:50 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: thigh socks
(7:01:10 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: i think i found my tsundere princess to be abused by
(7:01:28 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: thigh sex
(7:01:32 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: tohsaka thigh sex
(7:01:36 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: oh fuck
(7:01:38 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: i bew your mind
(7:01:41 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: blew
(7:01:42 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: rather
(7:01:48 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: oooooooooooooooooooooo
(7:01:49 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: miiiiiiiiiiiiii
(7:01:51 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: goooooooooooooooooooooooood
(7:01:54 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(7:01:56 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: thsjngtflmkhnkjnkb
(7:02:00 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: imagine it
(7:02:08 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: her nice thighs
(7:02:15 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: and the fabric of the thigh socks
(7:02:36 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: rubbing your cock
(7:02:37 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: oh god
(7:02:47 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: lmfao
(7:02:52 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: and she keeps saying
(7:03:01 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: What the hell are you doing you idiot!
(7:03:19 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: but i keep doing it as she pushes away then she starts to feel good an blushes
(7:03:29 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: so i starting working harder and she's like
(7:03:36 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: damn it you'll regret this
(7:03:39 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: !!@@#!#!#!##!
(7:03:51 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: so then i cum all over her thighs
(7:03:55 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: and she's like
(7:04:00 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: GRGHRHRTHRJJJ RAGEE!!!!!!!
(7:04:05 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: And beats the shit out of me
(7:04:09 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: yeah
(7:04:12 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: yeah
(7:04:14 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: that would be the best

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(7:05:04 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/ca5449f7c96b8b7908c9882b9b4fcede.jpg
(7:05:08 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/153e021d8b119e82e316eae940670873.jpg
(7:05:14 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/8f20f6c3d3517b36d520ef2dbbe25ffb.jpg

(7:05:17 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: mm yeah
(7:05:21 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: nice socks
(7:05:41 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: oh god
(7:06:08 PM) Diokatsu -- Wat: brb fap into suicide combo rush
(7:06:23 PM) /Gundam-Dude <3 Shana: lmfao