ITT: Nerd Jokes

[tSwitch]

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Prolly not, but oh well. I don't feel like using my head too much today.

no.

Can I tell him, please? ;_;

no.

You can tell me

no.

[Sally]

can you give me a hint? im not smart like blizzard =[

[tSwitch]

can you give me a hint? im not smart like blizzard =[

no, sorry.

[fugibo]

Is being a sadist fun?

Will you tell me the answer?

[tSwitch]

Is being a sadist fun?

yes.

[fugibo]

I retcon my statement, and now you are obligated to tell me the answer.

[tSwitch]

I retcon my statement, and now you are obligated to tell me the answer.

I didn't answer the part written in black

[fugibo]

HAHA! I KNEW IT! YOU ARE USING THE DARK THEME!

Therefore, the answer is 10, for binary 3.

or

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100, as 100 * 100 = 10000

Yes, another guess.

[winkio]

Ha, I got the answer.  I'll pm it to you, or drop it by in chat when no one else is around.

[tSwitch]

HAHA! I KNEW IT! YOU ARE USING THE DARK THEME!

Therefore, the answer is 10, for binary 3.

or

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100, as 100 * 100 = 10000

Yes, another guess.

no.

Ha, I got the answer.  I'll pm it to you, or drop it by in chat when no one else is around.

you win, great job.

[winkio]

Yay, time to go eat some cookies that are conveniently sitting in my kitchen!

COOKIES!!!!!!  (homemade FTW)

[Blizzard]

can you give me a hint? im not smart like blizzard =[

I'm not smart. I'm just good at being awesome.

[Sally]

Can you give me a hint? im not as awesome as blizzard is.

[G_G]

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PLace this in a script above main

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loop do
  if $game_variables == nil
    $game_variables = Game_Variables.new
  end
  print "I will not throw paper airplanes in class."
  $game_variables[1] += 1
  if $game_variables[1] == 500
    break
  end
end

[Blizzard]

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500.times {p 'I will not throw paper airplanes in class.'}

EDIT: That actually works.

[fugibo]

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PLace this in a script above main

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loop do
  if $game_variables == nil
    $game_variables = Game_Variables.new
  end
  print "I will not throw paper airplanes in class."
  $game_variables[1] += 1
  if $game_variables[1] == 500
    break
  end
end

I think you've won the award for most useless and overly complex code. Why use $game_variables at all? That's just pointless.

EDIT: Yah, sorry. I didn't want to be mean with that, G_G X(

[Blizzard]

Don't be mean, he doesn't know better. He probably thought that $game_variables had to initialized since it contains variables. ._.

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var = 0
loop do
  print "I will not throw paper airplanes in class."
  var += 1
  if var == 500
    break
  end
end

[fugibo]

#include <iostream>

int main () {
  for (int n = 0; n < 500; ++n)
    std::cout << "I will not throw paper airplanes in class" << (n == 499 ? "." : ";") << std::endl;
}

C++ makes short code shorter

[Blizzard]

500.times {p 'I will not throw paper airplanes in class.'}

[fugibo]

500.times {p 'I will not throw paper airplanes in class.'}

Ruby makes short code slower

EDIT:

print "I will not throw paper airplanes in class.\n" * 500

Yes, in your face.